Pre-Flashpoint, obviously. In-character, standard gear, no advance knowledge or prep. Win by the ten count - no BFR.
The scenario: Lar posts on Twitter about how much he disliked Man of Steel and then Züm finds it and starts trolling him, saying that Lar's favorite Pokémon, Bulbasaur, is a jobber and no one likes him. This enrages Lar, who then calls out the Hyperclan and PMs them a time and a place and offers to pay cab fare so he can meet them and personally beat them all up, being the Internet tough guy he is. Protex and Primaid get Book of Mormon tickets, so they can't go, and Fluxus gets the flu. Armek drives Züm and Zenturion to the remains of Czarnia after stealing Space Cabbie's car. He's not on speaking terms with A-Mortal after they had a fallout from him never paying him back for lunch the other day, but he's content to play Skylanders Swap Force with Tronix anyway. Zenturion, being under the influence of some bad mushrooms, mistakenly thinks Armek is plotting to kill him and wear his skin as a coat, so he attacks his buddy in the confusion, making him pull the vehicle over. Züm is frustrated with his bad luck and poor choice of friends, so he treks the remaining distance and telepathically scans the planet for the awaiting Daxamite. Some angry words are exchanged, and then it's on!
Who wins?
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