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#1  Edited By Flaw

Hear me out before you critique this one-sided battle, but I've read numerous, numerous threads and believe the only being resembling a half decent, worthy opponent for Zoom is God him/herself.

This is how I see the battle unfolding for some reason Zoom decides to wants to knock out God and be worshipped by his unwavering followers and fans.

Within half of a nanosecond he literally kills the entire population of Earth including it's mightiest superheroes and deadliest villains (DC, Marvel or even Dragonball Z it doesn't really matter this is Zoom) and with the other half of a nanosecond Zoom piles the corpses of the fallen into a makeshift platform construction upto Heaven.

Before God's omnipotent senses can even allow him/her the chance to regret creating the human race that would ultimately lead to the creation of Zoom the unstoppable, untouchable and unf$%kwithable being that he is, Zoom speed blitz and infinite punches God billions of times in the tiniest, fraction of a blink of an eye and beats him/her down like a redheaded stepchild.

After emerging victorious Zoom claims his prize and takes his rightful place on God's throne, where he can be worshipped like a true God and acknowledged as the all-powerful being he is by his adoring followers and fans although he did murder them all alongside the entire population to construct the aforementioned platform to Heaven.

If you some how see Zoom winning the battle some other way please post the outcome although I feel my portrayal is pretty accurate.

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#2  Edited By Aronmorales

You kidding? God.

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#3  Edited By ARMIV

This is gonna start something ugly,so I'm just going to leave this where it stands and do something else.

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#4  Edited By morpheus_  Moderator
I said it once, and I'll say it again:



STOP SMOKING ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES BEFORE CREATING OR POSTING IN THESE THREADS
STOP SMOKING ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES BEFORE CREATING OR POSTING IN THESE THREADS


































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Zoom will punch god with a million Superman level punches before god even notices him in the room.

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#6  Edited By Aronmorales

I just want to add this...

God ISN'T a comic character, unlike Zoom.
God owns this to here, to then, and to forever, and then back again all within a blink of a blink of an eye.

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#7  Edited By Flaw

Nah, he'll use a kallion Superman level punches, a kallion is so high that if you even started to count to it you'd die.

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#8  Edited By morpheus_  Moderator
@Aronmorales said:
" I just want to add this...God ISN'T a comic character, unlike Zoom.God owns this to here, to then, and to forever, and then back again all within a blink of a blink of an eye. "

TOAA & The Presence are equivalents of God in their respective universes.

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#9  Edited By Aronmorales

Are we seriously debating this?
C'mon, I couldn't probably count to..."kallion", but then again what does that have to do with God?


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#10  Edited By morpheus_  Moderator
Nobody is debating, if you just take a closer look.
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#11  Edited By SeSAW
@High Revolutionary said:
"Zoom will punch god with a million Superman level punches before god even notices him in the room."

LOL
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#12  Edited By Static Shock  Online

LOL @ this.

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god wins just by snaping his fingers....

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This is weird,whats next God VS. Superman?

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#15  Edited By mv

LOL puching God you know, God curbstomp 

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God inspires the DC writers to kill off Zoom in the next issue.  God is everywhere...including beyond the 4th Wall.  Some moron speedster in a leotard isn't about to kill a being for whom time, space and reality itself are just an idle experiment.

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#17  Edited By King_Saturn
God wins
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#18  Edited By Omg chris
@King Saturn said:
" God wins
"
co-sign
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#19  Edited By Zoom
@High Revolutionary said:
"Zoom will punch god with a million Superman level punches before god even notices him in the room."
LMAO
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zoom uses his incalculable speed by standin in place, and twiddling his fingers to generate thrust, whith which he launches into the heavens, bypassing the need to make a dead-body platform.

God has very little in the way of speed feats, so this should be a curb stomp for zoom.

Zoom ends fight still having worshipers this way.

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#21  Edited By Psyker star

This is ridiculous God wins cause hes God 

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#22  Edited By Flaw

I think everyone is over estimating God in this battle I mean he's going up against Zoom.

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#23  Edited By Power NeXus

But just before Zoom attacks God, he remembers that God sacrificed part of Himself to rescue Zoom from eternal punishment in Hell, and if Zoom repents now, he will be forgiven for all he has done. Zoom's spirit breaks, and he falls facedown and praises The Lord Almighty.
God FTW.

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@Fortified_Hooligan said:
God has very little in the way of speed feats
That's because he's omnipresent.  Speed has no meaning for him.  Distance is irrelevant.  Time is irrelevant.  God is not bound by any rules because he makes the rules.  And can remake them however he sees fit, whenever he sees fit.  No constraints, no limits, and certainly no danger from a some guy in long underwear.
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#25  Edited By Aronmorales
@Power NeXus said:
" But just before Zoom attacks God, he remembers that God sacrificed part of Himself to rescue Zoom from eternal punishment in Hell, and if Zoom repents now, he will be forgiven for all he has done. Zoom's spirit breaks, and he falls facedown and praises The Lord Almighty.God FTW. "
Amen to that, bro.
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#26  Edited By Zoom
@Psyker star said:
"This is ridiculous God wins cause hes God  "
Look up.  The joke went way over your head.

@Fortified_Hooligan said:
"God has very little in the way of speed feats"

Depending on your religion and your interpretation of things, he may have built the world in six days.  That's pretty fast.  ^_^


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#27  Edited By Flaw
@Zoom said:
"@Psyker star said:
"This is ridiculous God wins cause hes God  "
Look up.  The joke went way over your head.

@Fortified_Hooligan said:
"God has very little in the way of speed feats"
Depending on your religion and your interpretation of things, he may have built the world in six days.  That's pretty fast.  ^_^"

Look how long it took God to create everything there are no scans, but you can research God's feats of speed in the bible somewhere near the front, it took him/her days to make everything. With God's powers Zoom would have knock out the universe and it's entire contains in a couple of minutes at the very most and kicked back and adore his handiwork while God was still thumbling around in the dark getting started. Therefore God loses due to Zoom incalculable speed and the fact he can deliver a kajillion Superman level punches in a fraction of a second.
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#28  Edited By WindCloud

Zoom only exists because of God.  Therefore God is his maker, either directly or indirectly.  Either way, God owns !!!

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#29  Edited By Power NeXus
@Flaw said:
"@Zoom said:
"@Psyker star said:
"This is ridiculous God wins cause hes God  "
Look up.  The joke went way over your head.

@Fortified_Hooligan said:
"God has very little in the way of speed feats"
Depending on your religion and your interpretation of things, he may have built the world in six days.  That's pretty fast.  ^_^"
Look how long it took God to create everything there are no scans, but you can research God's feats of speed in the bible somewhere near the front, it took him/her days to make everything. With God's powers Zoom would have knock out the universe and it's entire contains in a couple of minutes at the very most and kicked back and adore his handiwork while God was still thumbling around in the dark getting started. Therefore God loses due to Zoom incalculable speed and the fact he can deliver a kajillion Superman level punches in a fraction of a second. "

God is omnipotent, omniscient, and every other 'omni' word in the dictionary. He is not mortal in any way that we can comprehend, and exists outside of time. He knew Zoom would seek to attack him before the world was even created. He looks on at Zoome 'kallion Superman-level punches' and is hurt only because he is saddened that one of his own children would seek to attack him with suck violence.
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#30  Edited By stormlover1994

ridiculos thread

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#31  Edited By Carbine23

God

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#32  Edited By King_Saturn
hello ladies ^^
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#33  Edited By xyrzrockrain

Zoom is overrated

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#34  Edited By Zoom

Does anybody have scans of God feats?

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#35  Edited By Tevnoba
@Flaw said:
" Nah, he'll use a kallion Superman level punches, a kallion is so high that if you even started to count to it you'd die. "
Not a real number.

@Flaw said:
" @Zoom said:
"@Psyker star said:
"This is ridiculous God wins cause hes God  "
Look up.  The joke went way over your head.

@Fortified_Hooligan said:
"God has very little in the way of speed feats"
Depending on your religion and your interpretation of things, he may have built the world in six days.  That's pretty fast.  ^_^"
Look how long it took God to create everything there are no scans, but you can research God's feats of speed in the bible somewhere near the front, it took him/her days to make everything. With God's powers Zoom would have knock out the universe and it's entire contains in a couple of minutes at the very most and kicked back and adore his handiwork while God was still thumbling around in the dark getting started. Therefore God loses due to Zoom incalculable speed and the fact he can deliver a kajillion Superman level punches in a fraction of a second. "
Are you 3 or did you create a new account to avoid the ridicule for this incalculably stupid thread?

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#36  Edited By geraldthesloth
@Zoom said:
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Does anybody have scans of God feats?

"
He doesnt have any.

Zoom gives him a million superman level punches
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#37  Edited By Power NeXus
@Zoom said:
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Does anybody have scans of God feats?

"

Scans? Sorry, no.
Got some feats for  you, though...
Jesus (God's Son, who is one part of the Trinity) has been known to manipulate water molecules so that he can walk on liquids, heal/ressurect others, possibly teleport or become intangible, duplicate orgainic matter, telepathically stun people, survive for over a month and a half without food of any kind, telepathically read thoughts, and even ressurect himself, along with countless other feats. And all those feats were performed with no apparent effort, and done while He was in the restraints of a human body.
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#38  Edited By xyrzrockrain

How about.


True Omnipotence, Omnisience, Omnipresence.

So much power.

Even respected scientists, philosophers etc agreed that we can never fully know God.
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ROFLOL.......*wipes away tears of laughter* Thank you "Flaw" I needed that  =-D
 And thank you Zoom and friends for your sense of humor |- D

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#40  Edited By Psyker star
@Zoom said:
"

Does anybody have scans of God feats?

"
Look at every thing around he made that Or were you just kidding
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#41  Edited By Triumphant

Divine spite

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@Psyker star said:
"@Zoom said:
"

Does anybody have scans of God feats?

"
Look at every thing around he made that Or were you just kidding "

No, I think he was serious  *chuckle* |- {)
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#43  Edited By Flaw
@Tevnoba said:
"@Flaw said:
" Nah, he'll use a kallion Superman level punches, a kallion is so high that if you even started to count to it you'd die. "
Not a real number.

@Flaw said:
" @Zoom said:
"@Psyker star said:
"This is ridiculous God wins cause hes God  "
Look up.  The joke went way over your head.

@Fortified_Hooligan said:
"God has very little in the way of speed feats"
Depending on your religion and your interpretation of things, he may have built the world in six days.  That's pretty fast.  ^_^"
Look how long it took God to create everything there are no scans, but you can research God's feats of speed in the bible somewhere near the front, it took him/her days to make everything. With God's powers Zoom would have knock out the universe and it's entire contains in a couple of minutes at the very most and kicked back and adore his handiwork while God was still thumbling around in the dark getting started. Therefore God loses due to Zoom incalculable speed and the fact he can deliver a kajillion Superman level punches in a fraction of a second. "
Are you 3 or did you create a new account to avoid the ridicule for this incalculably stupid thread?"

I can assure you I'm a grown man sir, I have a credit card. While God could erase Zoom from existence in the blink of an eye Zoom moves many, many times faster than the tiniest fraction of a blink of an eye, Zoom can achieve things in a second that would take a normal human or even superhuman light years to achieve and without defenses to Zoom's speed he prove just to fast for God to react to a devastating shower of a kajillion Superman level punches before God literally knows what hits him/her..

You are right Tevnoba I meant a "kajillion" not a kallion that doesn't even make sense. To illustrate the incalculable nature of a kajillion look in one of Bill Gates's bank accounts and you'll see with an example of a kajillion dollars, which if stored under a materess (king size) in real dollars would reach into space making Bill Gates in effect richer than gravity and the laws of physics.
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#44  Edited By Tevnoba
@Flaw said:
" @Tevnoba said:
"@Flaw said:
" Nah, he'll use a kallion Superman level punches, a kallion is so high that if you even started to count to it you'd die. "
Not a real number.

@Flaw said:
" @Zoom said:
"@Psyker star said:
"This is ridiculous God wins cause hes God  "
Look up.  The joke went way over your head.

@Fortified_Hooligan said:
"God has very little in the way of speed feats"
Depending on your religion and your interpretation of things, he may have built the world in six days.  That's pretty fast.  ^_^"
Look how long it took God to create everything there are no scans, but you can research God's feats of speed in the bible somewhere near the front, it took him/her days to make everything. With God's powers Zoom would have knock out the universe and it's entire contains in a couple of minutes at the very most and kicked back and adore his handiwork while God was still thumbling around in the dark getting started. Therefore God loses due to Zoom incalculable speed and the fact he can deliver a kajillion Superman level punches in a fraction of a second. "
Are you 3 or did you create a new account to avoid the ridicule for this incalculably stupid thread?"

I can assure you I'm a grown man sir, I have a credit card. While God could erase Zoom from existence in the blink of an eye Zoom moves many, many times faster than the tiniest fraction of a blink of an eye, Zoom can achieve things in a second that would take a normal human or even superhuman light years to achieve and without defenses to Zoom's speed he prove just to fast for God to react to a devastating shower of a kajillion Superman level punches before God literally knows what hits him/her.. You are right Tevnoba I meant a "kajillion" not a kallion that doesn't even make sense. To illustrate the incalculable nature of a kajillion look in one of Bill Gates's bank accounts and you'll see with an example of a kajillion dollars, which if stored under a materess (king size) in real dollars would reach into space making Bill Gates in effect richer than gravity and the laws of physics. "
First, Kajillion is not a real number or even an imaginary number, its a slang term for an unidentified large number.

Second, Bill Gates is not even that rich, there are a number of people in the world with more money/assets than him.  What he did have was the largest growth value in the world, but no longer as he has been surpassed.


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#45  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

Zoom wins.

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#46  Edited By Psyker star
@Vance Astro: Are you kidding he is fighting god to god time is a toy he can break,bend,stop,restart and end time before zomm can start to think about  running 
And he is omnipresent omniscience and omnipotent he also exists out side of time and since he knows every thing he would kill Zooms family before he is born or just rewrite history so zoom never got his powers
as stupid as it is even needing to say this GOD stomps   
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#47  Edited By geraldthesloth

God lost to Howard the Duck.

Zoom wins

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#48  Edited By xan84

To bad i am not an administrator/mood, i would so BAN you for this topic.

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#49  Edited By Psyker star

no one knows what God looks like he could be 700 feet tall and wear unbreakable armor so Zoom cant beat that

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#50  Edited By Zoom
@Donovan Montgomery said:
"@Psyker star said:
"@Zoom said:
"Does anybody have scans of God feats?"
Look at every thing around he made that Or were you just kidding "
No, I think he was serious  *chuckle* |- {) "
Scans or it didn't happen. XD