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#1 Edited by fatalsniper728 (498 posts) - - Show Bio

Battle takes place on a small Japanese island, 100 ninjas already live there. So basically 100 pirates show up to the island to explore, then 200 zombies pop up, and 100 vampires appear. So who will win in this free for all slaughter fest ?

#2 Posted by FLCL1 (9580 posts) - - Show Bio

does really seem that thought out.....

#3 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3216 posts) - - Show Bio

Robots, curbstomp. :P

#4 Posted by turoksonofstone (13199 posts) - - Show Bio

Vampires. Spite thread.

#5 Edited by Vouile (678 posts) - - Show Bio

@turoksonofstone said:

Vampires. Spite thread.

Exactly this.

The others can't do nothing to the sheer power of the Vampires, for this battle is a clear mismatch.

Vouile

#6 Posted by Regal_Rumble_Man (874 posts) - - Show Bio

In japan the only winners are tentacles or giant monsters

#7 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (6942 posts) - - Show Bio

Vampires curbstomp.

#8 Posted by MarvelAvengersAlliance10 (222 posts) - - Show Bio

The vampires will take over the small Japanese island.

#9 Posted by JonSmith (3988 posts) - - Show Bio

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@fatalsniper728, you disappoint me. I clicked on this thread intrigued. Instead, I'm merely disappointed. ELABORATE ON THE SUBJECTS! While Pirates are fairly self explanatory, what about Ninjas, Zombies, and Vampires?! What KIND are we dealing with here? The Ninjas of media today, with their special techniques, Batman level stealth abilities, etc? The historically accurate versions?

What about the Zombies? We talking shamblers or runners? Combination of both? Additional types? What does it take to put them down? Bullet to the head or total dismemberment?

Vampires, we talking Dracula Style, Twilight Style, Alucard Style, True Blood style, WHAT?!

SPECIFY, MAN, SPECIFY!

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Sorry if I seem a bit... overzealous. It's entirely possible I'm not currently in my right mind.

#10 Posted by terry2012 (4776 posts) - - Show Bio

@OmgOmgWtfWtf: This.

#11 Posted by Moonchilde (1601 posts) - - Show Bio

How I'd personally rank their changes, using what I'd consider the average depiction of each type. As stated by many people above me though, it would depend on what type of each of these 4 creature/character types we are using.

  1. Vampires - Would depend on the type of vampire we're talking about here, as they tend to fluctuate from god-like beings to re-animated corpses, depending on the mythology you're subscribing to, but most versions of vampires have some form of magic powers and super speed & strength. Most versions of vampires should win pretty handily against most versions of the other 3.
  2. Ninjas - Again, depends on what type of ninja's we are talking about here, but most versions are shown to be masters of hand-to-hand combat, as well as extremely skilled at stealth and infiltration. These skills should help them cut down the pirates and zombies pretty handily, but I don't see them over-coming the magic and strength advantages of the vampires.
  3. Pirates - Pirates probably have the least variance of any of these 4 types. Usually they are depicted as drunken thugs that live out at sea. They beat zombies due to the poor intelligence of zombies, but lose to ninja's due to ninja's being more skilled, and lose to vampires due to vampires having powers.
  4. Zombies - Zombies are literally mindless fodder. Even if we are talking about the deadlier more modern fast-zombies, the real threat from zombies generally comes from the fact that they tend to have a huge numbers advantage against whatever they are up against. They don't have that here.
#12 Posted by Sylvain (1640 posts) - - Show Bio

Its depend does ninjas or pirates have superpower?But most seriously Which version of zombies and vampires we going with?

#13 Posted by ChaosMarvel (991 posts) - - Show Bio

Zombies!

#14 Posted by Militaris (80 posts) - - Show Bio

Using normal depiction of each, similar to what Moonchilde outlined.

The pirates would land sometime during the day, probably early morning to get the element of surprise. The Ninjas are disrupted from their morning meditations by the roar of canon fire as the pirate start their bombardment of their fort. Meanwhile a group of ninjas sneak out from their fort to try and intercept the pirate landing party. Another group skirts around the coast of the island to try and board the pirate ship unaware.

The first wave of pirate plunders, are taken completely unaware. The Ninjas skill of stealth and knowledge of the island allowed for a massacre. The remaining pirate fled back towards their ship. They board their longboats and rowed back to the Brigantine. Upon docking, something was wrong. Then the pirates on board realized the rowers were not their comrades but Ninjas wearing the gear of the slain raiding party. They open fire on the rowers who quickly leaped overboard and took shelter behind the longboat, meanwhile other Ninjas which swam out earlier climbed the ship from the far side and dispatched all the pirates on deck as they concentrated their fire upon the rowboat. A light resistance was put up as the Nijas took the lower decks, but the Brigantine was quickly ablaze. The Nijas returned to shore, to tend to the dead, wounded and to repair their Fort. A few remain to try and hunt out any pirates which might still be hiding on the island.

The Ninjas had a easy victory, due to their training and skills at stealth, infiltration and assassination. Their knowledge of the terrain allow them to set up a devastating ambush. Most of the pirates kills were achieved during the initial bombardment and during the boarding of the ship.

Round one: 95 dead pirates, 7 dead Ninjas .

As night fall, a deathly presence surrounded the island. The victims of the morning battle have returned to life. The zombies keen senses quickly sniffed out the few pirates which managed to survive the day. At first the Pirates were relived to see more survivors but it quickly turned to horror as their former companions lunge at them with their teeth and nails. The pirates open fire and slashed their swords but they quickly joined the zombies rank.

Meanwhile up in their temple, the Ninjas have their own problem. Their seven fallen companions have returned to life. After a short struggle the zombie ninjas were overwhelmed and bind up so spiritual guidance to be sought. Meanwhile a party leaves the fort to investigate the gunfire and screams they heard in the forest below. A screaming pirate came running towards them who was quickly and silently dispatched. Then the groans of the zombie pirates could be heard scrambling forwards. A fight broke out but the zombies were resistant to most of the Ninjas blow, a few even got overwhelmed. Blows to the head was effective, but the remaining Ninjas withdraw and run back to the fort for reinforcement with the zombies scrambling after them. By the time the Zombies reached the front gate the Ninjas were armed and waiting and most of the 'pirates' died for a second time.

The death, blood and dieing attracted the attention of a sleeping vampire clan from the mainland, they move silently though the night and started to enter the fort through every entrance. Fights quickly broke out as the vampires dispatched any stray Zombie or lone Ninjas which they find. Overall the vampires speed, strength and endurance were to much for the Ninjas to handle in open combat. The surviving ninjas retreated to the still intact part of the forts, and quickly took up defensive positions under the lights. This forced the vampires to attack head on allowing the Ninjas the first strike. A few vampires got slain as they tried to reach the survivors but it quickly become apparent that the ninjas were not worth the effort . So the vampires gathered the fallen Ninjas and returned to their crypt for feeding before dawn.

Dawn was a welcome sight for the Ninjas, although several have taken ill after the battle from the night before.

Final Count.

100 dead pirates

100 dead zombies (give or take)

40 dead Ninjas.

10 dead vampires (Killed by Ninjas, the fact they were already aiming for the head helped them to kill the vampires)

The zombies while having a degree of supernatural strength, was no match for the highly trained Ninjas once they figured out how to kill them. Although bites and scratches obtained while fighting the zombies later took their toll. The Vampires attacked the weaken, distracted and tired ninjas. While in the dark, the ninjas were fairly easy prey, but once they retreated to the safety and lights of the fort the vampires left to find easier food.

#15 Posted by Yung ANcient One (4601 posts) - - Show Bio

OK Ninja's with Magic Vs Magical Vampires, VS Martial Arts Pirates that know about Magic VS FAST ZOmbies that have a little bit of a numbers advantage

Plus Magical Werewolfs, and RObots

Id love to see this

Oh and their magic is like themed after them. Like being able to jump around like crazy and or disappear would be Ninjas,

Pirates have the Kraken, and have potions that do magical things.

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#16 Posted by fatalsniper728 (498 posts) - - Show Bio

@Militaris: wouldn't the ninjas have an advantage with their stealth, quickness, and swordsmanship ?

#17 Edited by whydama (1093 posts) - - Show Bio

If Ninjas get Muramasa, they could win.

Let Ninjas get Muramasa blades. Zombies have a Lich commanding them. Pirates get the Kraken. and Vamps have some magic.

#18 Posted by Omnicrono (1613 posts) - - Show Bio

Going by the OP, I've got to say zombies.

Don't underestimate the power of the zombies to utterly horrify you and then bite you... thus converting you to their cause. The ninja might be able to win, but will they know how to even kill a zombie before too many of them become infected?

Zombies are the only group that cannot be assimilated. They can only grow in numbers.

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#19 Posted by Bo88gdan (4393 posts) - - Show Bio

@turoksonofstone said:

Vampires. Spite thread.
#20 Posted by ShadowPro (1473 posts) - - Show Bio

this sounds to me like the new indie comic of the weel

#21 Posted by Jodema (450 posts) - - Show Bio

Vampires.

#22 Posted by hudyman (1676 posts) - - Show Bio

Things would change if it was Naruto ninjas, Black ops zombies, one peice pirates and twilight vampires or dracula vampires.

#23 Posted by fatalsniper728 (498 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jodema: it would be a tie between the ninjas and the vampires in my opinion

#24 Posted by RetardRobot (182 posts) - - Show Bio

What kind of ninjas? What kind of zombies? What kind of vampires? Using the basic media stereotypes of each, I would go with vampire, but with your very vague thread they can be twilight vampires with super radioactive tank zombies and angel ninjas.

#25 Posted by dondave (34429 posts) - - Show Bio

Vampires. Spite thread.

Exactly this.

The others can't do nothing to the sheer power of the Vampires, for this battle is a clear mismatch.

Vouile

#26 Posted by Hondo_ (409 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vouile said:

@turoksonofstone said:

Vampires. Spite thread.

Exactly this.

The others can't do nothing to the sheer power of the Vampires, for this battle is a clear mismatch.

Vouile

#27 Posted by Militaris (80 posts) - - Show Bio

@fatalsniper728: @fatalsniper728 said:

@Militaris: wouldn't the ninjas have an advantage with their stealth, quickness, and swordsmanship ?

Yes, their stealth, speed and fighting ability should give them a easy win over the Pirates and Zombies. But they would struggle against the Vampires.

Vampires are hard to kill, even harder to kill then a zombie. Plus Vampires are faster, smarter, stealthier and better armed then any Zombie, they could even be faster and stealthier then the Ninjas. Most of the Ninjas attacks would have little impact on them, although decapitation might work. (some lore say only silver weapons can decapitate a vampire). They are also vulnerable to fire and daylight. If the Ninjas can hold out to Day then the vampires would be forced to retreat.

#28 Posted by turoksonofstone (13199 posts) - - Show Bio

@Omnicrono said:

Going by the OP, I've got to say zombies.

Don't underestimate the power of the zombies to utterly horrify you and then bite you... thus converting you to their cause. The ninja might be able to win, but will they know how to even kill a zombie before too many of them become infected?

Zombies are the only group that cannot be assimilated. They can only grow in numbers.

Ignoring Vampires.

#29 Posted by sunhawk (550 posts) - - Show Bio

Zombies overwhelm and convert all but vampires. Vampires are undead all ready and are physically superior to zombies. Vampires win.

#30 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5240 posts) - - Show Bio

I know it's just Deadliest Warrior, but 3 vamps could take down nearly 200 zombies. Vampires stomp this.

#31 Posted by fatalsniper728 (498 posts) - - Show Bio

@HBKTimHBK: so the vampires would basically win this

#32 Posted by The Stegman (23048 posts) - - Show Bio
@hudyman said:

Things would change if it was Naruto ninjas, Black ops zombies, one peice pirates and twilight vampires or dracula vampires.

I kinda, in a way, agree with this, I think if instead of just giving 100 generic teams of each, the OP should have actually made teams of specific types, maybe Naruto could be on the ninja side, maybe Luffy can be on the pirates, you could have Dracula, or Alucard on the vampires side, and Nemesis, or I dunno, some other powerful zombie on the zombie side, at least it will make things seem more thought out.
#33 Posted by ArticulateT (189 posts) - - Show Bio

Vampires do take this one, I'm afraid.

#34 Posted by Omnicrono (1613 posts) - - Show Bio

@turoksonofstone said:

@Omnicrono said:

Going by the OP, I've got to say zombies.

Don't underestimate the power of the zombies to utterly horrify you and then bite you... thus converting you to their cause. The ninja might be able to win, but will they know how to even kill a zombie before too many of them become infected?

Zombies are the only group that cannot be assimilated. They can only grow in numbers.

Ignoring Vampires.

How so?

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#35 Posted by fatalsniper728 (498 posts) - - Show Bio

@ArticulateT: afraid of what ?

#36 Posted by ArticulateT (189 posts) - - Show Bio

@fatalsniper728:

...took me a while to get that one, bravo sir

#37 Posted by Ferro Vida (34674 posts) - - Show Bio

The pirates and ninjas would need special equipment to stand a chance against the vampires, and according to Deadliest Warrior three vampires are enough to take out sixty zombies.

#38 Posted by ImmortalT1000 (3170 posts) - - Show Bio

Ninjas stomp.

#39 Posted by PsychoJack (174 posts) - - Show Bio

@turoksonofstone said:

Vampires. Spite thread.
#40 Posted by Lunacyde (17872 posts) - - Show Bio

Generically speaking vampires.

Generic ninjas are fodder, and get weaker the more of them there are.

Generic pirates are just foul-mouthed drunken marauders

Generic vampires are weak to non-common objects that none of these enemies should be carrying, and usually have a number of superhuman stats or abilities.

Generic zombies, whether fast or slow, are stupid thoughtless creatures that rely on greater numbers to be any kind of threat.

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#41 Posted by batkevin74 (10413 posts) - - Show Bio

@fatalsniper728: The ninja's live there...then the ninja's! Home ground advantage

#42 Posted by Ferro Vida (34674 posts) - - Show Bio

@Lunacyde said:

Generic ninjas are fodder, and get weaker the more of them there are.

Inverse Ninja Law :D

#43 Posted by afueikawa (1092 posts) - - Show Bio

Modern Vampires takes this.

This alone can solo, (even if you put the Twilight universe against him).

Spite Thread.

#44 Posted by nishi99 (380 posts) - - Show Bio

@Moonchilde said:

How I'd personally rank their changes, using what I'd consider the average depiction of each type. As stated by many people above me though, it would depend on what type of each of these 4 creature/character types we are using.

  1. Vampires - Would depend on the type of vampire we're talking about here, as they tend to fluctuate from god-like beings to re-animated corpses, depending on the mythology you're subscribing to, but most versions of vampires have some form of magic powers and super speed & strength. Most versions of vampires should win pretty handily against most versions of the other 3.
  2. Ninjas - Again, depends on what type of ninja's we are talking about here, but most versions are shown to be masters of hand-to-hand combat, as well as extremely skilled at stealth and infiltration. These skills should help them cut down the pirates and zombies pretty handily, but I don't see them over-coming the magic and strength advantages of the vampires.
  3. Pirates - Pirates probably have the least variance of any of these 4 types. Usually they are depicted as drunken thugs that live out at sea. They beat zombies due to the poor intelligence of zombies, but lose to ninja's due to ninja's being more skilled, and lose to vampires due to vampires having powers.
  4. Zombies - Zombies are literally mindless fodder. Even if we are talking about the deadlier more modern fast-zombies, the real threat from zombies generally comes from the fact that they tend to have a huge numbers advantage against whatever they are up against. They don't have that here.

This

#45 Posted by All_Mighty_Beyonder (1577 posts) - - Show Bio

@Moonchilde said:

How I'd personally rank their changes, using what I'd consider the average depiction of each type. As stated by many people above me though, it would depend on what type of each of these 4 creature/character types we are using.

  1. Vampires - Would depend on the type of vampire we're talking about here, as they tend to fluctuate from god-like beings to re-animated corpses, depending on the mythology you're subscribing to, but most versions of vampires have some form of magic powers and super speed & strength. Most versions of vampires should win pretty handily against most versions of the other 3.
  2. Ninjas - Again, depends on what type of ninja's we are talking about here, but most versions are shown to be masters of hand-to-hand combat, as well as extremely skilled at stealth and infiltration. These skills should help them cut down the pirates and zombies pretty handily, but I don't see them over-coming the magic and strength advantages of the vampires.
  3. Pirates - Pirates probably have the least variance of any of these 4 types. Usually they are depicted as drunken thugs that live out at sea. They beat zombies due to the poor intelligence of zombies, but lose to ninja's due to ninja's being more skilled, and lose to vampires due to vampires having powers.
  4. Zombies - Zombies are literally mindless fodder. Even if we are talking about the deadlier more modern fast-zombies, the real threat from zombies generally comes from the fact that they tend to have a huge numbers advantage against whatever they are up against. They don't have that here.

this

#46 Posted by ArtSkoll (12 posts) - - Show Bio

I just wanna mention a bit of history.

Ninjas, when the ninja era was done, they didn't have anything to do and would die if they didn't become something else. They turned to become something else in life and then they found a new way to live. And thus they turned into pirates. And this is actually human history. Ninjas to survive turned into pirates and that's why pirates are sneaky, got tons of weapons and always tricky.

#47 Posted by duderland (27 posts) - - Show Bio

Vampires. How is this even a competition?

#48 Posted by fatalsniper728 (498 posts) - - Show Bio

@duderland: i just thought it would be a good matchup and fun to discuss lol, it would be crazy to see

#49 Posted by spiderpool94 (467 posts) - - Show Bio

What Kinda vampires we talking, they appear differently in different media?

#50 Posted by fatalsniper728 (498 posts) - - Show Bio

@spiderpool94: totally on your preference, but its basically the ones that appeared in deadliest warrior, fast and strong