Zombie Survival - Jokergeist vs sync1 (Finished)

Let's start with something.. easy. Round One.

You have been chosen for the Zombielandscenario.

An unknown figure of power and wealth is on the phone to your zombie killing team.

"Just get 'er out of there safe and sound, and you'll get whatever you need. Money, boats, drugs.. whatever tickles your fancy. The girls Jeep is out front, and she still has the keys. Save her life, and you'll be swimming in the almighty dollar."

Joker and Nightwing: "Alright."

*Beep*

The zombie apocalypse has ravaged the country. At the theme park Pacific Playland a young girl has found herself trapped atop a Ferris Wheel. She managed to shoot out the power, but now she's stuck at the top, and the zombies will stop at nothing to get to her.

Your team arrives on the scene, half a mile away from the Ferris Wheel. They send out a scout to survey the girls' situation before making a move.

Nightwing: Is that.. who I think it is?

Joker:Nice of you to drop in, Nightwing. *Light giggle*

Nightwing:You were contracted too, weren't you?

Joker: To save the girl? Oh yes I was, my boy. Me and a couple.. friends.

Nightwing: Well unfortunately you won't be rejoining them!

Nightwing makes a dash for Joker, but halts at the sound of an unsettling groaning.

Joker: I'd love to stay and chat, my dear boy, but it appears we both have some unwanted company. Toodaloo!

Joker makes a mad dash back to his team. Nightwing follows his example.

They let their teams know of the situation, and spend 10 minutes planning before entering the theme park once again.

Location:

Pacific Playland. A generic theme park, torn apart by it's zombie inhabitants. The young girl in need of saving is at the top of the Ferris Wheel.

Each team starts completely neutrally, a quarter of a mile away from the Ferris Wheel, coming from different directions.

It's midnight.

Settings:

Nightwing and Joker have alerted their teams that they have company. They will spend 10 minutes planning on how to get the girl as well as deal with their new enemies, and of course.. the zombies.

Right, and the zombies! They are runners, climbers, biters and everything in between. They will try to kill with 100% determination. Despite this, they still have the bodies of a normal human being, and thus can be killed as easily as one.

Between each team and the Ferris Wheel will be approximately 250 zombies. They are sensitive to loud noises and lights.

You need to get to the Ferris Wheel control panel and press the emergency reset to lower the girl down. She will be at ground level in about 30 seconds. She will give a member of your team the key to her Jeep, which is conveniently parked outside the Ferris Wheel. This is also your only form of transport for another 50ish miles. Get in, get the girl, get in the Jeep, and get the hell out of there!

Oh.. and those other guys that showed up? They're trying to hurt that little girl. They only serve to get in your way. Don't let them.

Prep:

So, rewind to a week ago. Your team knew they were going to be given a set of zombie-related assignments, and were also given a weeks preparation.

You have been given a "base" and teleporter with 14 teleports. These teleports will teleport you anywhere you can think of. Go there, get your preparation equipment, store it in your base.

Remember, one teleport to go to your designated place for prep, one teleport to get back.

You can bring all four members of your team in each teleport, and they can help bring equipment. You can only bring back what you can carry on your person.

Now, here's the important part:

- What you bring back for prep will be stored in your base. Then, every round, you choose what equipment you want to bring.

- When you bring equipment to a round, you cannot bring it back with you. It will be used up. The only gear you keep throughout is standard gear.

- So, be smart when you choose what gear you will bring per round, otherwise you might run out!

- And also, for clarities sake, be 100% clear on what gear you will be storing in your base. You could do it on a day-to-day basis like:

"Day 1: Two spoons, four pianos and a parrot.

Day 2: Some tacos, a rocket launcher, and some nectar.

Total Prep Gear: Four hundred nectar jars, seven tigers, and a pear."

Oh, also, your team will be using this week to get to know each other and plan for facing zombies.

Prep Limits are as follows:

Destructive Capabilities - Two shacks/Small building. Only one of these can be brought per round.

Armor Limit - Pre 52 Deathstroke.

Insta Kill/Critically Injure Gear/Abilities - Not allowed.

Invisibility - Only one member of your team can be invisible at any given time.

Scanners/Stuff that finds people - Limited to gear along the lines of motion sensors, up to 100 meters. Other things like infrared or night vision are allowed. No X-Ray stuff.

Travel Based Gear - Things like motorcycles, cars or horses are okay. Nothing that allows flight or teleportation, or that enhances speed to an OP degree.

Gear that disables electronics - EMP grenades are fine, or stuff that messes with electronics. Things that "instantly shuts down every electronic device within 900 miles and forces them to self destruct" are over the limits.

If you are unsure if your prep is within the limits, PM me.

Remember, you have 7 days to gather as much equipment as you can between 4 people. You need to justify how you'd gather a certain amount of gear. Try your best to make it last the rounds, because once you use it, it's not reusable.

Match Settings:

- Characters who know each other have all their own knowledge of that character, as well as how they feel towards each other.

- Everyone is in character.

- Teamwork is a factor.

- It's midnight.

- Win by death, knockout, permanent incapacitation or by escaping with the girl.

- State your teams standard gear, then your prep gear in your opening post.

Teams:

@jokergeist - "The Whoopie Killers."

Joker, Zombozo, Buggy the Clown, Harley Quinn

VS

@sync1 - Nightwing (New 52), Arsenal, Leon Scott Kennedy, Red Hood

Good luck, gentlemen.. and Harley.

These guys are going to have a hell of a time working together...

Nice set-up!

@thedarklordpandamonium: I was thinking the same when I saw the teamwork factor..

@higorm: @thedarklordpandamonium: Arsenal and Red hood should get along....and harley and joker....That's about it...

Finally

Okay, i am ready to start listing my gear.

Nightwing:

New 52 Nightwing is going to be bringing out (as standard gear):

• Suit,
• Electric Eskrima Sticks
• Explosive Discs
• Sonic Discs
• x2 Smoke Bomb
• Grappling Line
• Wingdings/Wrist darts
• Breather
• Anti-toxin

Leon Scott Kennedy

Alright, this Leon is going to be from the RE video game series.

• Dual Pistols
• Grappling Line
• x5 Incendiary Grenades
• x5 Remote Bomb
• Tactical Knife
• Flashlight Earpiece
• First Aid Kit

Red Hood

This Red Hood is also from New 52. He will be bringing out as standard gear:

• Suit(including gliding gauntlets)
• Dual Pistols
• Dual All Blades
• Smoke bomb
• Grappling Gun

Arsenal

This Arsenal is from New 52. He will be bringing out as standard gear:

• Suit
• Bow
• x5 Each Trick Arrow
• Standard Arrows

Preparation Time

The gear i will be placing into my base is:

Nightwing(x1 teleport):

• Nightwing's Motorcycle
• Extra Explosive/Sonic Discs (@i_like_swords you can be the judge on how much i can bring out, same goes for the rest of my "extra equipment")
• Ear pieces for everyone
• EMP Suit
• Motion Sensor
• Extra Infrared Mask for Team

Leon Scott Kennedy(x1 teleport)

• Semi-Automatic Sniper
• Shot Gun
• M4 w/ Grenade Launcher
• Extra Incendiary Grenades
• Extra Remote Bombs

Red Hood(x1 teleport)

• Motorcycles

Arsenal(x1 teleport)

• Extra Trick Arrows

Now, as far as the teamwork goes, we seem to have the edge here. Nightwing definitely knows Red Hood and Arsenal. Red Hood is more than willing to get along with Dick, if it means we save the girl and get out of there alive. Leon, who shares the same type of morals as Nightwing, will be easy to get along with.

Leon has the most experience here when it comes to dealing with zombies. This is a key factor. He can be able to teach the team about zombies, and their habits. He will also team them techniques on how to get out of bad situations (getting cornered/trapped). Leon is the goverment's #1 person to call for zombies, so our team will be in the best hands.

So again:

1. Arsenal and Red Hood are on a team
2. Nightwing is apart of Jason's family.... no brainer right there.
3. Leon is an expert when it comes to zombies.

Our teamwork will be no problem here.

Day 1-7:

Nightwing will be bringing out:

• Motorcycle
• Earpieces
• Some sonic/explosive discs, depending on how much ILS is allowing me to bring out
• EMP suit

Leon will be bringing out:

• Sniper
• Extra clips

Red Hood will be bringing out:

• Motorcycle

Arsenal will be bringing out:

• Extra explosive arrows also depending on how much ILS is allowing me to bring out

Meet the "Whoopee Killers"

The Joker

An insanely homicidal supervillain, the Clown Prince of Crime's chaotic and unpredictable nature endorses his capacity for incredible violence and a skill at creating deadly mayhem.

Zombozo

Zombozo is a circus clown mastermind with the uncanny skill of deception, and always has a trick up his sleeve for causing mayhem.

Buggy the Clown

Buggy the Star Clown is the captain of the Buggy Pirates with a special prowess for knives and sleight-of-hand. He can split his body parts into pieces and control them, allowing for unusual combat flexibility.

Harley Quinn

The Joker's ditzy superhuman sidekick, Harley Quinn is an acrobatic weapon master willing to do anything to please her Puddin'. Even murder.

Party Preparations

Full Week) Location: Joker's Ha-Hacienda

Joker and crew will gather the following:

• The Jokermobile
• A LOT of Joker Gas
  • "Last Laugh" Joker Gas
  • 30 gas mines
  • 8 gas dispenser packs
• gas masks
• some sniper rifles
• flamethrowers
• 12 light machine guns
• 12 rocket launchers
• many explosive toys
• wheels

Everything will be stored in my base, except a sniper rifle and maybe a rocket launcher.

@jokergeist: Do you want to start, or do you want me to go first?

@sync1: I'll start, if ya don't mind :)

@jokergeist: Go ahead.

@sync1: I changed my mind. Ladies first :3

@jokergeist: Oh, good one.

10 minute prep time

Alright, so after Nightwing has informed the group that there is a girl on the Ferris wheel we need to save and Joker is here; we start planning. Red Hood would probably get worked up, but i see this being like Teen Titans #16; Red Hood knew he had to keep his cool in order to get out of there alive.

Leon, being a gifted marksman, is going to stay at a distance and keep watch. Nightwing gave the team earpieces to communicate, so communication will not be a problem.

Strategy

Nightwing and Red Hood now take motorcycles to get into the carnival faster (of course bringing Arsenal along). Now for the zombies. Since they are sensitive to loud noises, Nightwing can actually shoot a sonic disc a far distance from the Ferris Wheel. These sonic discs are a lot louder than the motorcycles. This should actually draw the zombies away, and the team can be able to pick off the ones that are not interested, or just zoom right past them.

Of course morals are gone from the team, since Leon is there to explain to them that they are already dead. Nightwing showed what he can do with no morals in the Night of the Owls storyline.

Now since the zombies are drawn away, i don't even think we need to fight the other team. We probably made it to the Ferris Wheel before the other team did, since we have motorcycles.

Now we press the button, get the girl down, and save the day.

Ha! My team of villainous killer clowns sent to RESCUE a damsel-in-distress?? That's funny.

10 minutes of Party Prep

Due to the Joker's twisted nature, he'll completely misinform his team, manipulating them for his own beneficial amusement. After making a mad dash back to his team, Joker tells the Whoopee Killers they were hired to murder the woman trapped atop a Ferris Wheel. He alerts them of some amateur heroes trying to save her, and about the zombies too. Zombozo, Buggy, and Harley laugh together as they concoct an evil scheme, wanting to murder these heroes.

The Fancy Shmancy

Phonecall:

The Joker's response to this? Pull out a sniper rifle and blow the girl's head off. What tickles his fancy is the sweet act of MURDER. Joker will shoot and kill that woman—she's useless to him. But wait, he won't kill her immediately. He'll wait until the right moment...

When your team arrives they'll begin to assemble at the Jeep, readying themselves to escape with the girl. Joker will wait until Nightwing tosses his Sonic Disk thingamajig, allowing the calamity of noise to mask the sound of his sniper rifle. He then puts a bullet through the girl's head, leaving her a bloody corpse on the Ferris Wheel. *sad trombone music*

Now that the girl's dead, your team is left a bunch of failed wannabe-heroes, sitting in a Jeep. It's time for Buggy to finish them off! He'll launch his infamous Muggy Ball—a tiny bomb with devastating explosive power. I'll let Buggy do the talking:

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This'll blow up the Jeep and everyone nearby. Goodbye Nightwing and friends. Amidst the residual ash and smoke, Joker will toss a few Joker Gas grenades into the debris, filling the space with lethal gas...

...and mixing with the smoke. Any remaining survivors will cough n' gag n' choke and laugh to death. Pleasant, eh?

Then Zombozo will use one of his Smoke Balloons, creating a smoke-screen for my team to run away. Ta-Da!

@sync1 The Whoopie Killers got away! Yaaaaay!

Sincerely,

@jokergeist: But wait, i'm curious on how your team is going to work together. Doesn't Joker not like knockoffs?

Oh, and you forgot another thing.

Leon S Kennedy.

He is keeping at a distance for a reason; Recon and killing anyone that threatens our team. Nightwing of course is going to warn our team about the Joker. So once Leon sees a clown (it can be anyone on your team) he is going to snipe them. In the series, Leon is shown to be a very great marksman.

Yes, Leon is willing to kill people. He is shown to be willing to kill the "bad people." Therefore Leon will have no problem taking out your team. Since we all have earpieces, Leon can warn the team about you guys.

So again,

You're forgetting about Leon who is stationed at a distance watching our team's backs, and i don't see how your team is going to work together. Joker killed Jimmy because he looked like him. I see Joker screwing over your team.

Wow this is not what I expected at all

But still amazingly entertaining

@CuriousGeorge said:

You know what they say: "Curiosity is a sin!" Oh well, I'll explain it for ya:

Don't Call 'em Knockoffs!

It may be true that Joker dislikes knockoffs. Nobody likes a knockoff. But here's the thing—They're not knockoffs! Joker and Zombozo and Buggy are different species of clowns! Here lemme show you:

See the resemblances? ...you don't? Exactly.

Teamwork of the Whoopee Killers

These guys make a beautiful team. Just LOOK at the picture above^ They're lovely together!

They're all clowns. They're all killer clowns. Why wouldn't they get along? Joker would love his new playmates Zombozo and Buggy! Harley Quinn is madly in love with her Puddin' and willing to do anything to please her master. Zombozo's sadistic and psychopathic nature will be graciously matched by the Joker, flourishing into a seeping hot stew of "Insanity Jambalaya." Buggy the Clown would really admire the "flashiness" of Joker & Zombozo & Harley—It's his cup of tea! Everyone's so FLASHY, and Buggy will cherish it! I can see these clowns embellishing in each other's company.

Dealing with Leon Scott Kennedy

Aha! So your only defense here is Leon. Not much of a reliable backup source if you ask me. He's just a rookie police officer.

One. Leon has a very burdening quality about him, which is his strong sense of justice and duty. He'll only kill if he absolutely has to, because he's a very implausibly moral person... yuck. Sure, he might be willing to hurt the "bad people," but why would he murder an unfamiliar stranger he knows nothing about? To his knowledge, Joker or Zombozo could be clown employees at Pacific Playland who survived the zombie virus and are seeking protection. Leon wouldn't randomly snipe an innocent clown!

Two. Another burden is Leon's inexperience with sniper rifles. The guy's a police officer, not a soldier. He is mostly trained for using pistols and knives, having a preference for close-quarters combat. Close quarters. He's only shown ranged accuracy from up to 50 yards away—and where is he now? He's stationed at a far distance half-a-mile away and using a sniper rifle for the first time, thinking "I didn't train for this!"

Three. Zombozo's trick-of-the-trade is Misdirection. He has many tricks up his sleeve for distracting/misguiding Leon's attention away. He could employ bombs and a few Smoke Balloons, or maybe some Confetti Balloons...

...to draw Leon's attention elsewhere. Buggy and Harley would then navigate behind walls towards the Ferris Wheel for a surprise attack on your team. There are many building obstructions throughout the theme park that block Leon's sniper view, allowing them safe passage.

Oh can he? Not really. Nightwing's Sonic Disk will generate sound too loud for your guys to hear anything. And Leon would never spot a threat in the first place, due to his inexperience with scoped guns. You deafened your own team and gave a sniper rifle to a pistol-master. *applause*

Sincerely,

@jokergeist: So your plan is to snipe the kid, then blow up our car?

We came here on motorcycles. How exactly are you going to reach us in time?

The sonic disk is not going to overpower the earpieces. It's inside of the ear, so it can be heard over the sonic disk (which is far away). The sonic disk really is going to sound like a high pitched screeching sound.

So we're most likely to make it to the Ferris Wheel before you even come close. And yes, Leon's is more than willing to kill on sight. If you so much as threaten our group, he'll kill you. We have had a week's prep, and Nightwing probably explained to Leon that they look like clowns.

Leon has showed to be very skilled with snipers. He's actually the President's right hand man, not a Rookie cop anymore. This is all the way up to RE6.

Leon is showed to shoot at and kill goons. So this won't be any different. Hell, Leon would probably mistake the Joker for a zombie and shoot him anyway, due to the messed up skin.

He is very talented with all sorts of weapons, from pistols to assault rifles. Just gonna point that out there.

Now, let's just assume you somehow manage to catch up with our team, get in position, snipe the kid, then blow up our car. That still leaves Leon. You have no idea where he is. How is Harley and Buggy supposed to know where he is to draw his attention away? Leon could probably clutch, and solo your team.

This is hypothetical. I am not saying your team is even going to come close to harming our team.

Now let's put this in a summary:

• We came to the Ferris wheel on motorcycles, so how is your team going to reach us in time to kill us?
• How is Buggy and Harley going to even know Leon is away from the team?
• Leon is indeed skilled with snipers. He is also skilled with all other types of weapons.
• He is not a rookie cop anymore, he's the president's right hand man.

Assuming you're just jogging to the Ferris Wheel, you 1. still need to take out any zombies that are not interested in the sound, 2. need to somehow be as fast as our motorcycles to be in position to both snipe the kid then blow up the car, and 3. need to figure out where Leon is.

@sync1 said:

Blow them up, kill with Joker Gas, bullets to their heads, anything works.

Inspirational Quotes by @sync1

"We came here on motorcycles. How exactly are you going to reach us in time?" —@sync1

"So we're most likely to make it to the Ferris Wheel before you even come close." —@sync1

"We came to the Ferris wheel on motorcycles, so how is your team going to reach us in time to kill us?" —@sync1

"you need to somehow be as fast as our motorcycles" —@sync1

Jesus, how long do you think it takes?? I'm a short 400 meters away from the Ferris Wheel. It ain't gonna take that damn long! Jeez, they aren't snails ya know >.<

You want speed? I'll give you speed. Buggy's Devil Fruit ability gives him a unique set of skills. He has a special ability called the "Bara Bara Car," in which he uses a set of wheels and a bomb for a motor to reconfigure himself, becoming a small car.

Buggy can find a few spare tires lying around the theme park. He'll take vehicle form, and Harley Quinn will ride atop his back. Voilà! Now they're moving just as fast as a motorcycle.

Tsk tsk tsk. Trying to make a heroic justice-driven man like Leon into a cold-hearted killer. How could you!? D':

• "If I so much as threaten your group, he will kill me." What is so threatening about the sight of a clown?? You're saying Leon will just shoot anyone who comes into sight, without any sensibility or consideration. But he isn't the mindless sniper you want him to be. I never made a threat, so Leon has no reason to shoot.
• "You had a weeks prep and Nightwing probably explained to Leon that they look like clowns" This is a lie! You had ten minutes of prep, and Nightwing has no clue that they look like clowns. He has no knowledge of Buggy, no knowledge of Zombozo, and doesn't even know that Harley is here. He's only aware of the Joker.

In fact, none of this matters. Zombozo will misdirect Leon from sighting anyone. He'll set off a massive confetti bomb away from Buggy and Harley's position, misdirecting Leon's attention. It doesn't matter where Leon is positioned, because when he sees a huge burst of color appear in the sky—HE'S GONNA LOOK. This momentary distraction is enough for Buggy and Harley to take advantage of; they'll go unnoticed, navigating discreetly within shadows and behind buildings.

Haha good one! ...wait, you were joking right? You can't be serious—Joker has beautiful skin! Just look at him! <3

• has a handsome face
• with a sharp complexion
• and pure white skin
• and a killer smile

HA this is laughable. I have an elaborate strategy plotted out, and you plan to win by soloing with a decent sniper. HAHAHAHA no.

You think my party of Supervillains can be defeated so easily by some guy with a sniper rifle??? Are you sure? Even though the area is filled with buildings obstructing Leon's view, even though Zombozo is misdirecting him, even though Buggy and Harley are moving quickly and discreetly, even though Leon isn't a skilled sniper to begin with? Even though there are two-hundred-fifty zombies chasing Leon around?

In that case, then I can simply have Joker snipe YOUR team and say "Ha ha I win Joker solos your team because you don't know where he is and he has a sniper rifle lololol I win"

Leon Scott Kennedy is nothin' special.

<—See this picture? He's holding a pistol for a reason: They're his preferred weapon.

He's incredibly skilled with assault rifles, pistols and knives, I'll give him that. But he's O.K. with anything else, including sniper rifles. This guy is NOT a superhero with super-enhanced accuracy and perfect aim. He's nothing special. You seem to think he is a figure like Bullseye or Deadshot who's capable of unworldly marksmanship. This guy can't solo.

Taking out the trash

After Joker, Buggy and Harley have finished off Nightwing and friends, all you have left is Leon Scott Kennedy. Think about it: Leon vs 4 Clown Supervillains. Who do you think would win?

STOP DON'T SAY IT. I know what you're thinking: "Leon wins because he's hiding so you can't find him lololol" ...no! If Leon fires a single shot, his position is given away (and he most likely missed that shot since he is no remarkable sniper). From there, everyone and anyone on my team can murder him easily. He's outnumbered and outmatched. Give up now!

Sincerely,

@jokergeist: Wait.... you think people like Joker can kill Leon S. Kennedy? No....

1. He can defeat any of your team in h2h.
2. He has equipment that matches yours.
3. He is faster than anyone on your team.

Mm... Joker's skin is perfect. ;D

Anyway,

I don't see how your team is going to hurt our team. We have motion sensors (Saiko hasn't noticed them, i doubt your team will), we have a person watching us, and we have protection from the things you throw at us.

Now first of all, Nightwing carries a breather on him as standard equipment. Your Joker Gas is pretty much nothing to him.

Now, Jason's helmet protects him from the Joker gas. He's out too.

This is all we need to easily take out your team. Your team offers nothing we haven't already seen before. A few bombs? Once one goes off, there are going to be zombies all over us. Knowing Jason, he's most likely going to shoot and kill your team. Same goes for Arsenal.

We have ranged advantage over you guys. Balloon Bombs?

Well, we have explosive arrows. We also have this:

and this:

So again, we have a person watching us. That means if you come close, you get called out.

Second, we have motion sensors. We know if someone is approaching.

So let's say you manage to throw a bomb. That is going to attract zombies. Lots of them. We have the edge in this type of situation. Jason is probably the best fit for this situation. He has consistently showed the ability to clear crowds.

Okay so back to the Leon vs your team argument.

Leon doesn't just have a sniper. He can easily come close and defeat you guys with his pistols or his knife. He has every advantage over you guys. Non of your team has shown that they can defeat Leon. How exactly are they going to defeat him again? Because they are super-villain clowns?I don't see why Harley and Zombozo would even try to be distraction. Who are they distracting, zombies? They're going to have zombies on top of them if they start trying to become a distraction.They don't know Leon is gone, so why are they trying to be distracting?Oh, and Leon kills because he works for the President. He has plenty of experience killing people to get the job done.Yes i know, i was mistaken when i said they have a week's prep. I meant 10 minutes. I was looking at the gear prep and got thrown off. My bad.Now i'm going to put this into a summary:

• I don't understand how your team is going to somehow travel 75mph and reach our team in time, then blow us up/gas us out/shoot us without going unnoticed by either the motion sensors or LeonWhy is Zombozo trying to set off a bomb? To get himself killed by zombies? He has no idea that Leon is watching us with a sniper.You've gotta be joking if you think Leon is going to be straight up defeated in a fight by people like the Joker.We have almost every advantage over you guys. 1, we came to the Ferris Wheel before you guys did. 2, we have a sniper watching us. 3, we have ranged advantage if you were to fight us. 4, we are the better fighters.

The summary got messed up. Here it is: @jokergeist

• I don't understand how your team is going to somehow travel 75mph and reach our team in time, then blow us up/gas us out/shoot us without going unnoticed by either the motion sensors or Leon
• Why is Zombozo trying to set off a bomb? To get himself killed by zombies? He has no idea that Leon is watching us with a sniper.
• You've gotta be joking if you think Leon is going to be straight up defeated in a fight by people like the Joker.
• We have almost every advantage over you guys. 1, we came to the Ferris Wheel before you guys did. 2, we have a sniper watching us. 3, we have ranged advantage if you were to fight us. 4, we are the better fighters.

"People like Joker?" You're talking about one of the most dangerous people in the DC Universe.*sigh* You're one of those people. Just another poor soul with a misplaced sense of judgement and sensibility, having no goddamn idea just how formidably dangerous the Joker is. You think Joker is weak?? HAHAHA ooohhh the tears of laughter are too much! ((@diredrill laugh with me))

Here's my favorite part. Just READ what @sync1 said:

Leon S. Kennedy? LEON??? You think he can defeat any of my team in h2h? You think he has weapons of mass destruction? You think he's faster? HAAAAAA Let's look a this one-step-at-a-time, SHALL WE??

Leon S(tupid) Kennedy vs The Whoopee Killers

Leon vs Joker

It's incredibly hilarious how much you underestimate the #1 Greatest Villain of All Time.

Hand-to-Hand Combat? Joker pummels Lex Luthor in a brutal fight:

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Joker defeated Lex Luthor, who has been trained by an Amazonian warrior and is in peak physical condition. Leon was trained by the police. HE WOULD DIE IN A FIGHT WITH THE JOKER.

Weaponry?

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Joy Buzzes Alexander Luther to death, paralyzes Wonder Woman with his flower, guns down Batgirl, kills Robin with a crowbar, and ties up Tim Drake after Jokerizes a family. How does this compare to Leon? Leon has two pistols and a knife.

Speed? Joker dodges an arrow from Splitshot:

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY INSANE TO THINK LEON COULD DEFEAT JOKER. You are insane.

Leon vs Zombozo

Hand-to-Hand Combat? Zombozo pummels Ben 10, who's in the form of Wildmutt:

Weaponry?

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1. Acid Seltzer
2. Big Hammer
3. Joy Buzzer
4. Energy Whip
5. Extending Arm + Steel Streamers

This is just half his arsenal.

Speed? Zombozo is inhumanly quick and agile. Here he sprints and bounces around energy blasts, then leaps off the rooftop and dives into a skyscraper window:

Can Leon do this? CAN HE!?!?

Leon vs Buggy the Clown

Hand-to-Hand Combat? Here's Buggy fighting Monkey D. Luffy:

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Buggy goes toe-to-toe against Luffy, both who are powerful Devil Fruit users. Leon is just a man, HE WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST BUGGY THE CLOWN. You are absolutely insane to think otherwise.

Weaponry?

Speed? YOU THINK LEON IS FASTER THAN THIS??

Leon vs Harley Quinn

Hand-to-Hand Combat? Harley dominates Killer Croc in battle:

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Harley Quinn defeated Killer Croc, a mutated superhuman with enhanced abilities. Is Leon a superhuman? I don't think so.

Weaponry?

'nuff said.

Speed?

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Leon is nowhere near her level of speed and agility. Oh, and I bet you didn't know that Harley Quinn is metahuman.

NOW REWIND AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID:

See how utterly ridiculous and illogical you sound now?

So CUT IT OUT with your Leon S. Kennedy crap. Just stop.

Are you new to comics? Here's a Fun Fact: Joker did NOT cut off his face Pre-52!! Amazing right??

You have a motion sensor? Fantastic!

You brought a motion sensor to an area FILLED WITH ZOMBIES. Genius! *applause*

Your silly "motion sensor" will be alerting your team like crazy, goin' nuts over the huge mass of zombies running around. And you think it can distinguish a stray zombie from somebody on my team? Nope! Your motion sensor is useless!..for you. This is in fact very beneficial for my team, since your team is constantly being alerted of zombies everywhere, making it impossible to know where I'm coming from. This makes it reaaaally easy for a surprise attack from Buggy & Harley, and Joker.

Nightwing has a breather? Congratulations.

Still, Arsenal dies. You just lost a member to Joker Gas.

Also, Red Hood's mask contains the following:

• radio transmitter
• receiver
• night vision

Too bad it doesn't include a breather! He dies alongside Arsenal from Joker Gas.

You're right. Once a bomb goes off, there are going to be zombies ALL OVER YOUR DEAD BODIES. The "few bombs" just blew up Nightwing and friends—They didn't survive this!

I have too many ways to end you.

1. The Muggy Ball...I don't think you realize how powerful it is. They will not survive.
2. If by miracle they survive the explosion, they die regardless from Joker Gas.
3. If by miracle they survive the unavoidable gas cloud, Joker and Harley will gun them down. Just like they did to Huntress:

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If by miracle they survive the barrage of gunfire, Buggy will finish them off. He'll use his Devil Fruit ability to chop, slash, and stab any remaining survivors. How do they like being minced?

What the—? You have the edge in a chaotic situation? YOU??

MY CLOWNS ARE THE MASTERS OF CHAOS HERE, not yours.

My team are Grand Advocates of Chaos! Masters of Disaster! Sons of Anarchy!

They feed on chaos.

They breath chaos.

They ARE chaos.

My team would only prosper in a chaotic situation like this! Zombies everywhere! Explosions! Body parts flying around! It'll be horrific heaven for us! Your silly team will be lost puppies in my swarm of locusts!

Zombozo's chaos!

Joker's chaos!

Buggy's chaos!

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All this CHAOS will be your downfall.

I already addressed this! Okay fine I'll repeat myself.

You want speed? I'll give you speed. Buggy's Devil Fruit ability gives him a unique set of skills. He has a special ability called the "Bara Bara Car," of which he uses a set of wheels and a bomb for a motor to reconfigure himself, becoming a small car.

Buggy can find a few spare tires lying around the theme park. He'll take vehicle form, and Harley Quinn will ride atop his back. Voilà! Now they're moving just as fast as a motorcycle.

You don't understand many things.

• I've previously explained how beneficial your motion sensor is for me. It'll constantly be detecting movement from the two-hundred-fifty zombies running around the area, thwarting your team's alertness and making it reaaally easy for me to surprise attack.
• It doesn't take a genius to suspect the possibility of a sniper. Zombozo would set off distractions as a precautionary tactic, allowing my team to go unnoticed. And there are many buildings throughout the park that block Leon's sniper view.

I'M SERIOUS AS HELL that Joker would kick Leon's ass. Don't you dare say otherwise.

Wrong! Just the opposite, my friend!

1. Nope nope no you didn't!
2. Zombozo's taking care of your silly sniper!
3. I have the surprise advantage. And the mass destruction advantage. And the good looks and charisma.
4. You are the better losers.

Sincerely,

@sync1: Why do you think he's too fast? I've read JG's post twice and nothing indicated that he himself was over the limit.

So let me summarize why your plan wouldn't work:

1. You need to spend a good 10 minutes to attempt to find some wheels that may or may not be here in order to make a vehicle
2. You have NOT accounted for the zombies, which eliminates your stealth approach as you are bound to pop off some rounds
3. No, you do not simply travel at the same speed as a motorcycle. You are not coming here on time.
4. Once we see you, you're getting shot. (or outclassed in h2h, your choice)
5. We have the edge when it comes to hordes of zombies. Your scans show that you like chaos, but it doesn't show anything at all that you can clear crowds by destroying their brains. Sure, you have bombs, but we have the speed to get out of the radius. If the effects are any bigger than destroying cars, then it's not usable. Therefore, we in fact do have the speed to get out of the way and retaliate with a swift trick arrow to the face or a bullet in between your eyes.
6. No, Zombozo is not going to assume there are snipers here. Show me some solid proof that it is in-character for your team to just assume "wait a minute, they might have a sniper watching them when it's their mission to save a girl." Go ahead on pop confetti balloons, but this will just attract zombies to Zombozo.
7. Oh, and if Zombozo and Harley are busy trying to get the attention of a sniper that may or may not be there, then it makes it EASIER for our team to end your team. Thanks for that too.

You're joking, right?

I'm pretty sure he moves faster than Captain America.....

@sync1: Well point out/quote where you got that impression because I'm not seeing it.

Look at the gif of him doing a quadruplerupleruple front flip at Luffy.

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@i_like_swords said:

@sync1: Well point out/quote where you got that impression because I'm not seeing it.

Look at the gif of him doing a quadruplerupleruple front flip at Luffy.

I see your point..

@jokergeist That is faster than Cap. Peak human anime characters do tend to exaggerate any "peak" aspect about themselves.

@jokergeist: So many people underestimate the Joker until he is putting a bullet in them that it is quite hilarious. Ha!

@diredrill: I can't believe he still underestimates Joker, even after I've shown him many instances of Joker taking down people who make Leon S. Kennedy look pathetic. Jesus, people are so arrogant.

@i_like_swords: Look closely. Buggy wasn't flipping at all! He sent his LEGS spinning at Luffy, which is his method of a projectile attack. Think of it like Cap. Boomerang; you wouldn't disqualify Owen Mercer for throwing a boomerang that's "faster than Captain America."

@sync1: Just so you know, I'm momentarily about to flip a table because of you. Your arrogant nonsense if giving me anxiety.

*Actually, I'm not going to respond until much later. I'll wait until I cool off, 'cause I'm currently pissed off. Expect a response sometime tomorrow, or maybe next week.

@jokergeist: Dude... Why didn't you take Sweet Tooth instead of Harley Quinn?!

@the_red_viper: I was originally going to, but Harley Quinn is more agile and dangerous...and stronger. Sorry Sweet Tooth, I'll use you next time! ((Sweet Tooth is among my Top 5 Favorite Characters of All Time))

Then again, you could have taken THIS as prep equipment:

A goddamned armored ice cream truck transformer with miniguns. You'd have had sync1's head in your ice box in no time.

@the_red_viper: I KNOW!! D':

I hadn't known about prep when I made my team >:( @sync1 wouldn't stand a chance against THIS!

I'm so full of regret.

@jokergeist: :(

I can't even express how pissed off i was when you said the Joker could single handedly defeat Leon S Kennedy in h2h combat. I literally said "What.. the f*ck".

Oh and that looks like an offensive attack using his body. Therefore it is against the rules.

@sync1: Who do you think would win between Leon Stupid Kennedy and Lex Luthor in a fist fight? Hm?

Well obviously Lex isn't that good, considering he is only on par with the Joker. All because he has had the training, doesn't mean he's good. List me some good feats by Lex please.