Hey, I knew this is retarded, but relax... Zombie Spider-Man is prove to be very awesome and strong, and notably savage.
Harvard-Yale football match is in session until zombie spider-man come up. Some odds dictates that they must be 100 football players in the stadium.
Parallel scenario -
Scenario 1: 100 Football Players
Scenario 2: 100 Football Players + 1000 MIT streakers
Scenario 3: 100 Football Players + 1000 MIT streakers + Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Stephen Chow, Van Damme, Tom Cruise, Woody Allen, and Ron Jeremy in full riot gears
Equipment:
All football players - Standard gear (pads, helmet, and a ball each)
All MIT streakers - Birthday suit
Celebrities - Riot gear
Setting:
Boston stadium where Harvard and Yale likes to setup their games (Can't leaves the stadium)
Mode:
Blood lust on (of course)
No prep, zombo spidey is in the middle of the field, everyone charged up onto him
Notes: Everyone aside from spidey can't get infected, so sorry, no chain-reaction effect.
Zombie Spider-Man vs 100 Football Players (3 Scenarios)
I believes in Marvel Zombies Return; spidey quickly dispatched his enemies simply out of their ignorance or surprise. If the football players, streakers, and the celebrities anticipates spidey's aggression, the outcome might be difference.
Can a steel helmet, face protection rail, and several padding worn by football players holds spidey's teeth? Spidey's durability is only slightly above human, regardless in zombified form or not.
@GrandSymbiote94 said:@Daddy_Cool_Dude:Spider-man Stomp.
Spdier-man can web them up and then easy pickings.
Spidey's durability is only slightly above human, regardless in zombified form or not.untrue
@Daddy_Cool_Dude said:Oops, I forgot that point.Spidey's durability is only slightly above human, regardless in zombified form or not.untrue
Yeah, I noticed he took a lot of punishment from someone with superhuman strength and falls from great height without breaking a bone.
But I doubt he was bulletproof, so yeah, a riot of basketball players could still overpowered him.
@Matezoide said:LoL, racist jokes FTW@Daddy_Cool_Dude said:Oops, I forgot that point. Yeah, I noticed he took a lot of punishment from someone with superhuman strength and falls from great height without breaking a bone. But I doubt he was bulletproof, so yeah, a riot of basketball players could still overpowered him.Spidey's durability is only slightly above human, regardless in zombified form or not.untrue
That was a black joke... right?
@Daddy_Cool_Dude said:Damn, a typo.... I mean football.... lol@Matezoide said:LoL, racist jokes FTW That was a black joke... right?@Daddy_Cool_Dude said:Oops, I forgot that point. Yeah, I noticed he took a lot of punishment from someone with superhuman strength and falls from great height without breaking a bone. But I doubt he was bulletproof, so yeah, a riot of basketball players could still overpowered him.Spidey's durability is only slightly above human, regardless in zombified form or not.untrue
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