Zombie Spider-Man vs 100 Football Players (3 Scenarios)

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Hey, I knew this is retarded, but relax... Zombie Spider-Man is prove to be very awesome and strong, and notably savage. 
Harvard-Yale football match is in session until zombie spider-man come up. Some odds dictates that they must be 100 football players in the stadium. 
  
Parallel scenario -
Scenario 1: 100 Football Players 
Scenario 2: 100 Football Players + 1000 MIT streakers 
Scenario 3: 100 Football Players + 1000 MIT streakers + Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Stephen Chow, Van Damme, Tom Cruise, Woody Allen, and Ron Jeremy in full riot gears 
 
Equipment: 
All football players - Standard gear (pads, helmet, and a ball each) 
All MIT streakers - Birthday suit 
Celebrities - Riot gear 
 
Setting:  
Boston stadium where Harvard and Yale likes to setup their games (Can't leaves the stadium) 
  
Mode: 
Blood lust on (of course)
No prep, zombo spidey is in the middle of the field, everyone charged up onto him  
 
Notes: Everyone aside from spidey can't get infected, so sorry, no chain-reaction effect.
 

Zombie Spider-Man
Zombie Spider-Man

Football Players 
Football Players 

 MIT Steaker
 MIT Steaker
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#2  Edited By GrandSymbiote94

Spider-man Stomp.

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#3  Edited By Killemall
@GrandSymbiote94 said:
Spider-man Stomp.
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#4  Edited By turoksonofstone
@Killemall said:
@GrandSymbiote94 said:
Spider-man Stomp.
lol
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#5  Edited By GrandSymbiote94
@turoksonofstone: What? He will all it takes is one bite.
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#6  Edited By turoksonofstone
@GrandSymbiote94:  
No, No, I agree lol at the battle.
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#7  Edited By Daddy_Cool_Dude

I personally believe that zombie spider-man will have difficulty passing the scenario #2.

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#8  Edited By progenitorigin

This match kind of befuddled me.  Zombie-Spidey should win this fairly easily, though.
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#9  Edited By Superskrull86

Tough. I think there is no way he gets past 3 though.
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No-one here can hurt him.
Zombie Spidey stomps, or bites and eats rather.

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Sir, you have condemned these men to a horrible fate.
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#13  Edited By d34dp00l

eventually... spidey
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#14  Edited By Daddy_Cool_Dude

I believes in Marvel Zombies Return; spidey quickly dispatched his enemies simply out of their ignorance or surprise. If the football players, streakers, and the celebrities anticipates spidey's aggression, the outcome might be difference. 
 
Can a steel helmet, face protection rail, and several padding worn by football players holds spidey's teeth? Spidey's durability is only slightly above human, regardless in zombified form or not. 

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#15  Edited By PikminMania
@Killemall said:
@GrandSymbiote94 said:
Spider-man Stomp.
@Daddy_Cool_Dude
Spdier-man can web them up and then easy pickings.
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Man Spideys gonna eat till he pops...

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#17  Edited By Matezoide2
@Daddy_Cool_Dude said:
  Spidey's durability is only slightly above human, regardless in zombified form or not. 
untrue
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#18  Edited By Daddy_Cool_Dude
@Matezoide said:
@Daddy_Cool_Dude said:
  Spidey's durability is only slightly above human, regardless in zombified form or not. 
untrue
Oops, I forgot that point.   
 
Yeah, I noticed he took a lot of punishment from someone with superhuman strength and falls from great height without breaking a bone.  
 
But I doubt he was bulletproof, so yeah, a riot of basketball players could still overpowered him.
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#19  Edited By SpidermanWins

Aw I like football... looks like there may be more drafts then usual this year.

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#20  Edited By PikminMania
@Daddy_Cool_Dude said:
@Matezoide said:
@Daddy_Cool_Dude said:
  Spidey's durability is only slightly above human, regardless in zombified form or not. 
untrue
Oops, I forgot that point.    Yeah, I noticed he took a lot of punishment from someone with superhuman strength and falls from great height without breaking a bone.   But I doubt he was bulletproof, so yeah, a riot of basketball players could still overpowered him.
LoL, racist jokes FTW
 
That was a black joke... right?
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#21  Edited By Daddy_Cool_Dude
@PikminMania said:
@Daddy_Cool_Dude said:
@Matezoide said:
@Daddy_Cool_Dude said:
  Spidey's durability is only slightly above human, regardless in zombified form or not. 
untrue
Oops, I forgot that point.    Yeah, I noticed he took a lot of punishment from someone with superhuman strength and falls from great height without breaking a bone.   But I doubt he was bulletproof, so yeah, a riot of basketball players could still overpowered him.
LoL, racist jokes FTW  That was a black joke... right?
Damn, a typo.... I mean football.... lol 
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#22  Edited By PikminMania
@Daddy_Cool_Dude: oh... I still found that unintentional joke very funny lol