Zohan vs Spiderman

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#1 Edited By Edgeworth_11

Who wins? They fight near the hair salon.

This is Tobey Macguire Spidy

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#2 Edited By PikminMania

@Edgeworth_11: Spider-man

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#3 Edited By Edgeworth_11

Explain. Zohan has some amazing feats. it won't be easy for either.

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#4 Edited By Fetts

Zohan sings opera, pops Mary Jane's boobs, and Spiderman goes suicide....The End.

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#5 Edited By Deranged Midget

Obviously Zohan, dude plays badminton with a grenade, catches bullets with his teeth and is pretty fast himself.

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#6 Edited By WindCloud

Spidey wins. Zohan is just an ordinary human with above-average PIS skills. Spidey's strength (10+ tons) and agility is far far far beyond super-athlete level.

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#7 Edited By JediXMan Moderator

You don't mess with the Zohan.

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#8 Edited By OmegaDynasty

@WindCloud said:

Spidey wins. Zohan is just an ordinary human with above-average PIS skills. Spidey's strength (10+ tons) and agility is far far far beyond super-athlete level.

Zohan has better endurance feats dude can't feel pain. Unless Parker can drop a piranha down his pants, and not complain while it makes mincemeat to package.

Can do something impossible. lol

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#9 Edited By D3athstroke

Zohan Stopped Bullet with Hair in his nose he stomps Spiderman

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#10 Edited By WindCloud

@OmegaDynasty: Dude, I respect your opinions and all, but you're talking like I've never seen Zohan before. And from what I've seen, that was one of the dumbest (even though funny) piece of PIS crap that I have ever seen, and if you -- in fact, if ANY of you here -- thinks that Zohan can truly beat Peter Parker in a fight, then you all need m_n_t_l h_e_p. How you're gonna sit there and actually tell me that this joke of a character can beat a serious SUPER-hero like Spiderman is beyond me. You might as well say that a TMNT turtle, or Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse can also beat Spiderman. Hells, they can also beat Superman too, right ? Please.....Zohan....WTF !!!

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#11 Edited By Jezer

^King Mickey from Kingdom Hearts, with a keyblade, might have a chance of beating Spiderman ('-' )

=D

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#12 Edited By WindCloud

@Jezer said:

^King Mickey from Kingdom Hearts, with a keyblade, might have a chance of beating Spiderman ('-' ) =D

Absolutely. And he can probly beat Galactus, Eternity, Spectre, LT, Divine Spawn, etc., etc. also.

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#13 Edited By Jezer

...I'm not too sure about.

I guess you're being sarcastic?

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#14 Edited By WindCloud

@Jezer said:

...I'm not too sure about. I guess you're being sarcastic?

LOL !!!

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#15 Edited By Jezer

...I'll take that as a yes.

But no, he could probably take Spiderman. ;)

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#16 Edited By Suiken_Seiji

@WindCloud:

Lol, you'd be surprised about Bugs Bunny, should try looking through the battle forums with him in it and how he works.

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#17 Edited By WindCloud

@Jezer: @Suiken_Seiji: WTF ? I know what they can do. They are kiddie cartoon characters that can warp reality. I have defended them in their battles on here against some of the real comic characters before, and have made threads about them before. But, those were merely intended as jokes, and to really think that either one can defeat Spidey here, then you all must be joking as well, or really outta your minds.

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#18 Edited By Jezer

...Obviously you've never played Kingdom Hearts(after all your talking about reality warping? no...) and don't know what incarnation of Micky Mouse I'm talking about.

But yes, he stands a good chance of beating Spiderman.

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#19 Edited By WindCloud

@Jezer said:

...Obviously you've never played Kingdom Hearts(after all your talking about reality warping? no...) and don't know what incarnation of Micky Mouse I'm talking about. But yes, he stands a good chance of beating Spiderman.

Doesn't matter what incarnation of Mickey Mouse your talkin about, beating Spiderman will help pass the time as another good joke tho'.

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#20 Edited By Jezer

To be fair, this version of Mickey Mouse can use magic directly on Spiderman. Which he can't do anything about.
He can do crazy techniques with his weapon that ignore physics.
And he's basically a copy of Yoda.

So really, it wouldn't be a fair fight at all. It'd be shameful to put him against Spiderman.....

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#21 Edited By Suiken_Seiji

@WindCloud:

Actually, it's not about how serious a character is or how cool they are when it comes to forum battles, it's a matter of feats being presented. Your argument is how serious or cool Spidey is, not by feats. Why people are showing stuff for Zohan.

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#22 Edited By WindCloud

@Suiken_Seiji said:

@WindCloud: Actually, it's not about how serious a character is or how cool they are when it comes to forum battles, it's a matter of feats being presented. Your argument is how serious or cool Spidey is, not by feats. Why people are showing stuff for Zohan.

It doesn't matter. And anyway, if you want feat, I already mentioned TWO. His strength (at 10+ tons) and his agility are both far beyond that of Zohan's.

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#23 Edited By Suiken_Seiji

@WindCloud:

It doesn't matter? You must be kidding. Because it does matter if you're only speaking up on how cool or serious the character is, as for those feats. A lot of characters have those kind of feats, yet there's a lot of them that fail with it. Not saying Spidey would, but regardless... He has no answer to some of Zohan, due to what kind of character he is, a character that's made of nothing but PIS, due to being a comedy character.

As for Bugs Bunny, you let me know when Parker can come up with a way to put down Bugs.

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