You with 1000 steroids vs Smok Wawelski

So you decide to travel to Polish in order to destroy the tyrant Dragon of Wawel, Smok Walweski before he kills cattle, people and innocent lady's. But you know fighting him without preparation is suicide. So you eat 1000 pills of Steroids to fight the dragon with a sword and shield only. The shield is made of steel the sword of copper.

Me demands sacrifice!

The Dragon of Wawel was know to eat cows and people with a single bite, so if he was real like some people suggest, he was probably 10-15 meters long (50 feet long) and 7 meters tall (23 feet tall). The only strange thing is that the Dragon was killed by internal explosion. The hero made a pig-walking bomb and give it to the dragon to feed. The dragon exploded next morning.

So who wins this battle? If you think you are going to have problems dealing with Wawelski, you can summon10 friends or someone you know as bait lol.

If i got some of Banes Venom and some freinds to use as bait i could take this.

My heart explodes from extensive steroid overdose.

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

If i got some of Banes Venom and some freinds to use as bait i could take this.

You would poison your friends to kill the dragon? lol.

@JonSmith said:

My heart explodes from extensive steroid overdose.

1000 pills of steroids huh? I don't think that's how it works...

@Frocharocha: No, Banes Venom isnt poisonous its like super steroids, i would take some venom pills, send my freinds in to run around like headless chickens and bring down the dragon with my Greater strength,healing factor and reflex enhancements.

Overdose. You die. Perhaps better if you replaced the steriods with senzu beans.

I'll kill myself because my pen!s is no more :(

LOL nobody survives this. Anyone would overdose on the steroids and die before they can do anything.

I'm immediately in the hospital for severe kidney and liver failure, if I survive my body's mean to produce natural testosterone is completely shot so I grow a nice set of boobs and attempt to seduce the dragon before I have a mood swing and it kills me for acting like a crazy b**ch.

The fight probably would have been easier with prep. Didn't a guy kill Smok with a fake sheep?

With the steroids, yeah, I lose before the fight begins due to heart failure.

Waht do you really think eating 1000 steroid pills would do to you? you do also realize that if you eat spinach you don't grow big muscles? I hope.... I'm pretty sure with a full stomach of steroid pills I'd be in bad shape well before I walked up to the dragonand got eatin.....

I'm pretty sure I die from the steroids. Or at least get messed up for the rest of my life.

You with 1000 steroids

Reminds me of this. Hahaha

@JonSmith said:

My heart explodes from extensive steroid overdose.

What I came here to say.

@jwalser3 said:

You with 1000 steroids

Reminds me of this. Hahaha

I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I just can't stop.

Injecting? With like a needle?

@JonSmith said:

My heart explodes from extensive steroid overdose.

LOL

@jwalser3 said:

You with 1000 steroids

Reminds me of this. Hahaha

I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I just can't stop.

@texasdeathmatch said:

@TheCowman said:

@jwalser3 said:

You with 1000 steroids

Reminds me of this. Hahaha

I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I just can't stop.

hahaha not 2 or 3 marijuanas, but FOUR WHOLE MARIJUANAS. DEAR GOD.

OMG, the thread completely off topic but i'm loving it xD

This is ridiculous.

1000 steroids would ruin you.