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Edited By FrozenPhoenix

Poll You vs Your Dad (168 votes)

Me 52%
My Dad 48%

Who wins in a hand to hand fight?

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Dad would have beat my ass most of my life, but he's getting old and I work out regularly, so I take this.

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my father would have eaten me alive if we had ever gotten into a fight.

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Hmm..

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My dad is a brown belt and I am only yellow... so safe to say he kicks the crap out of me.

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I'm a black stripe red belt and my dad has never faught or practiced the art of martial arts. Plus he's getting old, I'm young and quite agile, so I think I would take this IF we ever got into a fight.

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I stomp old dude like i was gettin paid to do it.

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#7 the_red_viper  Moderator

My dad wins. spite...

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#8  Edited By LimpoyzLoan

My dad would beat my ass if it wasn't for his arthritis. He's intimidating as hell, though O.O

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Well I want to say me,but since i have gotten taller(and kind of slacked off from working out) than him he seems to have been doing workouts when i'm not looking.I would have no idea how strong he is but he seems to lift things with ease that i would have trouble with.

He's intimidating as hell, though O.O

This also

lol when I'm with my dad i feel as if I'm Robin and he is Batman

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A scrawny, 70-year-old cancerous indian? I think I have this.

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My Dad is too strong and fast.

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#12  Edited By sync1

God, my dad destroys me.
This fight is Damian vs. Batman.

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I've got 5-6 years of mixed martial arts training and experience. I'm in relatively good shape, I have 27 years on him (younger, obviously), and I'm a surprisingly good fighter.

That being said, I'm relatively sure my dad could kick my butt still, as he has me beat on experience, and is in remarkable shape for his age.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

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I'm 6"9 and 260 lbsand my dad's just around 5 feet. I stomp

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#15  Edited By god_spawn  Moderator

Me and my dad have shown we can beat each other up when we fight sometimes for shiggles. I'd like to think I'd beat him in a more serious fight just because I am stronger, I do better grappling than he does, and I do have a better understanding of a few different fighting styles than he does. But he is older and he's still scary strong from years of being a construction foreman, running with biker gangs back in his day, and doing some body guarding and bouncing for clubs and some bands, and he does have some weight edge on me, but not too much. And he also remembers all the fighting moves I learned from when I was younger watching me wrestle, do Tae Kwon Do, Karate, and showing me how to box. He still hasn't seen me and some other styles I've learned, but that will remain that way unless I need them. I'd think if we did fight for real, it will just come down from me and my morals of probably not wanting to hurt my dad so I'll hold back a bit, but because he plays dirty, I mean Ric Flair dirty, so nut shots, eye rakes, etc, he'd get me in some kind of position to where he gets a shot. But I've shown he can't out grapple me whether it be Judo, BJJ, or wrestling holds. I'll say stalemate.

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hmmm As long as I stay out of his grapples I might be able to win, but the moment he grabs me ... It's over I lost

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@dondave said:

I'm 6"9 and 260 lbsand my dad's just around 5 feet. I stomp

I've got bad news for you... lol

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My Dad and I have gotten into it and he knocked the shit out of me. He took his belt and beat my ass half to death... My Dad was also a Marine. He's used Military based weapons I'll nener EVER get my hands on.

My Dad stomps easily.

R.I.P. DAD YOU WERE THE BEST!!!

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He's getting older lately, but there's still this rough, untouchable look about him. I can tell every punch from him would hurt like [censored].

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My dad is ripped. He wins in a spite match.

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I don't know the guy so I just voted me lol

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All I know is, I can outrun mine. That's for sure.

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#23  Edited By ImNemotheGemini

Aite.. I'm 200 pounds and 6'5... My dad is a good 260 still twice my size bulk wise and 6'5 ! Army training while I have no formal fighting training.. I can brawl and am pretty quick by street standards.. Greatly quicker than he though.. He's 51 age n stuff catching up to him.. He goes to the gym regularly and is massively strong ! I work out.. Push-ups n lift a little.. If we were to ever fight.. I'd get some licks in.. But at the end of the day ! He stomps !

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Always holding back against my father. If bloodlusted and fist-fight/grapple, I curbstomp.

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#25  Edited By WaveMotionCannon

Me. I'm 6'3" 260 with some street fighting skills , my dads 5'9" and old but he's in shape and knows a little karate. I rush him, eat a punch or two, slam him and its a wrap.

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Oh this is fun. Daddy's a 50 year old man with extremely high blood pressure. I've had training in football, the marine corps, a bit of Air Force, Muay Thai for six years.

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Wow wavemotion I didn't know size mattered. If your Dads smaller than you, he's probably in better shape. Lol...

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My Dad is a 40 year old behemoth with Army training.

I'm an agile 18 year old who is incredibly scrappy.

In the end he'd win 6/10 fights, the other 4/10 would be the ones where I exploit his back injuries.

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My dad is now 50 and I'm 21, and am stronger than him, but he's still probably fitter than me (I don't exercise much besides strength training). In all honesty I'm stronger, more skilled at fighting and more aggressive than him so I win quite easily, however this fight would never happen I'm glad to say.

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Wow wavemotion I didn't know size mattered. If your Dads smaller than you, he's probably in better shape. Lol...

If his dad only has some knowledge of karate that implies he's nowhere near black belt level. If WM has 6 inches on him and is obviously a big guy, plus has street fighting skill I'd say he wins quite convincingly. If his dad was very experienced in karate (ie black belt of whatever dan) I'd say his dad would probably win though, just based off what I know.

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My dad has boxing training , army training taekwondo , and gang training , Im faster and lighter on my feat. If i avoid those fists and powerful legs , might be able to trip him and run away........ In short , my dad in a omgwhywouldievenfightmydad stomp.

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My dad could BFR me by pushing me down the stairs.

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@floopay: Nope, you're 27 years older. Damn, I should've used time travel for this fight!

Thanks for reading

Oscars94.

I don't understand why you do that each time. Is it your thing?

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I chose me, cause my dad can beat me now. But not when Im older haha things gone change.

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My dad has a PHD in math, he Stomps

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@dondave said:

I'm 6"9 and 260 lbsand my dad's just around 5 feet. I stomp

I've got bad news for you... lol

rahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

yeah. Real bad news.

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Noticing an awful lot of martial arts training and military backgrounds here.

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While my dad could probably take a punch pretty good and has been in a couple street fights during his time, while I have zero real street fights. I think I take this...he has let himself go and was never really the workout type. As for my step dad, I curbstomp him. Just to throw this in, My dad once told me he held off 4 teenagers because they were messing with his car. What a boss.

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My dad wins. spite...

This pretty much, no matter how old my dad gets wins because I couldn't raise my hand to him. I'd toss the fight even if he was in a wheelchair and didn't know who he was... my brothers on the other hand..... lol

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My dad twice my height and has a much much much bigger record than I do lol

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Based on our years of roughhousing I'd say I have a long way to go before I can beat him. And those are just good old father-son time, not a real fight.

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Why would I want to hurt my dad? me and him are best mates.

Though if I had to pick a winner I would go with my dad.

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#45  Edited By Dratini1331

My dad is too old to fight me now >.>

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I have an inch height advantage and he has a hundred pound weight advantage... I think I'm screwed

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call in my mom for back up

dad gets epic stomped

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Tried fighting my dad once...

Won't be doing that again.

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#50  Edited By Lvenger

My dad has a weakness in the belly area that I exploit in joke gut punches. In a real fight, I could spam loads of those.