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#1  Edited By Namor_Curry

You find yourself alone in the woods and stumble across the town of Kattegat, from the History Channel's TV Show Vikings. They are assembled to fight. You're armed with Cap's Shield and Deathstroke's Promethium Sword, but no armor or healing. Do you have the prowess to kill all the Vikings without suffering a fatal wound? Here's some gifs to show you what you're up against.

Notables to look out for: Ragnar, Rolo, Bjorn, Floki, Lagertha, Athelston & Jarl Borg.

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Nope.

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Throw the shield and run away. If he falls then I try stabbing him. If not... Well I doubt he can keep up with me with all weapons.

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#5  Edited By Namor_Curry

To be honest I think I might be able to make a decent dent in the army before falling to arrows. Unless they just swarm, then you're really screwed.

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#6  Edited By ParagonNate

@leo-343:

Dozens of armed guys with years of experience, who have no problems killing people they've never met, just to take all their stuff. ........Yeah........I think it's safe to say pretty much every CV user would be screwed.

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@leo-343: Your sword and shield will cut through anything they have like paper, it's about more or less if you've got the agility to doge fatal blows and make some offensive moves as well.

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Me.

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You'd have to be superhuman, none of us are

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I take out at least bjorn and jarl.

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@leo-343: Well, in the show, it looks as if their army is usually composed of somewhere between 25 to 50 warriors. I think it's reasonable to say a very athletic, strong and fast person armed with Cap's shield and Slade's sword could handle at least 10-15, considering coming to blows would shatter their weapons/armor.

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#13  Edited By Namor_Curry

@batking200: Jarl Borg I could understand, he's older and more out of shape compared to the others, but if I had to fight Bjorn or Rollo I'd probably just pee my pants.

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You'd have to be superhuman, none of us are

Unless you are on a really intense adrenaline rush.

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@namor_curry:

Then they bull rush you, accepting the loss of one or two guys (they would probably take death in battle willingly) then beat you to death with their bare hands. No one is taking out more than two of them, much less 10 or 15.

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Seriously? Anybody here would die

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@paragonnate: How will they beat me to death with their hands if I have a promethium sword and a vibranium shield? Also of course they will take death on the battlefield willingly, as long as they die fighting as honorably and as hard as possible.

@fitnesstribesman13: Warrior's Madness! Berzerk! (Historically apparently they just took shrooms).

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@namor_curry: Shrooms! Make you high as hell!

Even without shrooms, adrenaline rush have actually been known to make people borderline superhuman

Now if I were against those Vikings, I might take out a few Vikings and eventually get decapitated

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#20  Edited By rogueshadow  Moderator
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