You Vs Thor

Thor is standing in a corner of a room for a week. He is not going to get tired from not eating or sleeping ( as usual ) but can only get harm through your actions.

You have a week to use any of these weapons to kill him with him not allowed to move or defend himself. No eye hits.

Once the week is over he can fight back.

Vs You with

( sledgehammer)

Slice and dice i'm gonna cut some balls

Isn't Thor's durability too high to be effected by any of those?

OP says that he can be harmed though our actions, I don't see how this wouldn't be a stomp if we can somehow bypass his outrageous durability. Sword to cut his head off.

@Bossmonster said:

OP says that he can be harmed though our actions, I don't see how this wouldn't be a stomp if we can somehow bypass his outrageous durability. Sword to cut his head off.

I said he can ONLY be harmed though them, not that the weapons are stronger than usual. and no one is strong enough to cut through his neck.

@Pyrogram: So how would you defeat him then? Blunt force won't work, I'm not nearly as strong as Hulk. Slice attacks? I'd be picking a swords if anything. I'd still get murdered.

I am taking that week to get a heads start on running for my life!

@MonsterStomp said:

@Pyrogram: So how would you defeat him then? Blunt force won't work, I'm not nearly as strong as Hulk. Slice attacks? I'd be picking a swords if anything. I'd still get murdered.

not sure, you get all the weapons, I probably would go for his knees for a week and cripple him hopfully so killing me after takes some hasle.

@Pyrogram: How would you possibly cripple him?

@Hoarderofhilarity: Probably wont, sledge hammer to the knee for a week must do something though.

I spend that week switching schizophrenically between crying like a baby and desperately trying to establish contact with Superman.

@FiMFTW said:

I spend that week switching schizophrenically between crying like a baby and desperately trying to establish contact with Superman.

this. and then i kill myself with the sword

He used to be the god of thunder.....then he took my sledge hammer to his knee.

No. He is too durable i wont do any physical damage but i would pee in his helmet 

I press the katana against his perineum and push until it goes in. I've got a week. It's sharp. I'll make it happen.

@FiMFTW said:

I spend that week switching schizophrenically between crying like a baby and desperately trying to establish contact with Superman.

So its you vs a Thor that hasnt eaten in a week?And all you get to use is a hammer?

Thor has thousands of years of combat experience I seriously doubt anyone on the vine could beat him with just a hammer or a sword.

@Pyrogram:

@Bossmonster said:

@Pyrogram:

That makes no sense. Either he can be harmed or he can't. Which is it? IF you are saying we can hurt him, then there is nothing to stop anyone here from chopping his head off. If you are saying that he can't be hurt, than what is the point of this thread.

This

I'll just acquire some booze and be his bestest buddie.

I see myself winning through several means.

As Raizex says, I'd try the diplomatic route first. Celebrate the true Norse way and prepare the best damn bar brawl possible while Thor sits patiently in the corner.

Or, i could spend the enitre week being cruel and verbally beating down Thor's self-esteem so that when he can fight back, he won't see the point in it and promptly leave.

Or, I can play it safe with the tried and true method, and do what I can to take him out physically.

If I wanted to be clever, I could try being really risky, and spend the week trying the find a cosmic loophole so that I can prove to be more worthy of the hammer than Thor is, instantly granting me an advantage.

@Bossmonster said:

@Pyrogram:

That makes no sense. Either he can be harmed or he can't. Which is it? IF you are saying we can hurt him, then there is nothing to stop anyone here from chopping his head off. If you are saying that he can't be hurt, than what is the point of this thread.

what... I am saying he can be harmed but him not eating and sleeping plays no effect.. I am also saying he has the same durability obvioiusy, some people on these boards need to get some common sense, others seem to grasp it easily.

I get hammered.

*sigh* this is stupid. I'm done here.....

Can I use the hammer and ice-pick to work Mjolnir free from his hands and then beat him with that?

This is impossible for little mortals such as we lol.

@Bossmonster: Lol you have no imagination

@TotalBalance: If your worthy.

@BigCimmerian: I guess lol.

@FiguredOut95 said:

I am taking that week to get a heads start on running for my life!

@Pyrogram said:

@Bossmonster: Lol you have no imagination

@TotalBalance: If your worthy.

@BigCimmerian: I guess lol.

I am most definitely worthy, It would probably take 2-3 days of work to pry the hammer free but once I have it all I need to do is give one good swing at his block and he should be KO'd and I get to live.

I die.

@TotalBalance: he is not in ice lol, just standing there

Meh, a week is a long time. Hacking away at his neck the whole time should work. Do I get lemonade breaks? If so this is a stomp.

@ImTheDamnBatman: cookies and coke

@Pyrogram: I know, I'm talking about driving the ice pick in between his fingers and Mjolnir to pry it loose from his hand so that I can use it.

You never said morals off, and I don't think he would kill a 12 year old kid for no reason so I talk him out of it and get him to be my best friend.

Hmmm..... how long can Thor hold his breath for, maybe 2 days or so, I do not think a whole week however. My second plan is to use the sword to cut off a large chunk of Thor's cape and then shove it in his throat so that he can't breath. Provided he can't hold his breath for a full week he should pass out and die from asphyxiation.

Looks like I will be spending a week trying to get on Thor's good side, and convincing him not to go medieval on my arse.

I could beat Thor easily by just tearing the comic pictures up with incredible ease.

This is some retarded shit, making us the creators of thor vs him.

I would stomp with Gods strength and power.

Thor=False prophit.

Axe to the knee!

@Pyrogram said:

@Bossmonster said:

OP says that he can be harmed though our actions, I don't see how this wouldn't be a stomp if we can somehow bypass his outrageous durability. Sword to cut his head off.

I said he can ONLY be harmed though them, not that the weapons are stronger than usual. and no one is strong enough to cut through his neck.

Then why the fuck did you make this thread

@nickzambuto: Because the neck is not the only way to kill people you idiot.

Trying to kill Thor with any of these is like pelting a tank with a pebble.

@Strider92 said:

He used to be the god of thunder.....then he took my sledge hammer to his knee.

And now he's the God of Thunder.

@Strider92 said:

He used to be the god of thunder.....then he took my sledge hammer to his knee.

LOL.

Am I the only one that would try to befriend him and see if I can get a little ounce of some godlike powers from Asguard? I have no beef with mr.Odinson

i've got a master plan. I'll use that week to fly to the other side of the world! Genius!

Show up with a fancy sword and a keg and give them to him as a gift, then compliment him on his many great feats. There's literally no way anyone who has ever lived is going to beat Thor by using mortal weapons....

Mismatch.

I win.