You vs the friendzone

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#101  Edited By DBVSE7

I beat the Friendzone.. Like Enel beats a

Lvl.5 Squirtle.

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Why would anyone make friends with a hoe.

If you are trying to hit, just keep it real.

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Happened once, yeah. Though it wasn't because I didn't put myself out there.

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If I actually cared enough to do something about it.

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I get called friend zone off my friends so this is me vs me. So I win! :D.....wait :(

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RapeZone >>>> FriendZone

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Friendzone doesn't exist. Just people being salty.

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Being in FriendZone is worst than been in the Phantom Zone. You can at least escape from Phantom Zone.

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I believed Spite threads where closed before getting to the third page normally...

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I have escaped it before

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#113  Edited By thelocust619

You cant be friend zoned, you can only friend zone yourself. Easilly. At any moment. Without you even knowing.

That said, yes its beatable...if you just wanna tap that ass then develop a reputation for being trustworthy (able to keep a secret) then just get your game on, but in many cases you'll realize that in becoming who you have to be to get a relationship, you'll realize that all along she wasn't what you thought and that's why you had to change things in the first place....so don't do that lol.

The best advice I can give is to get the hearts out of your eyes: you can't do shit if you're stupified by puppy love. Take a few days, cry in your room, tell yourself she loves another guy with a d bigger than yours, w e you have to do to fall out of love (don't worry, you'll relapse in a heartbeat if you need to lol) so you can get your brain back. You'll need that.

N lastly...be fun. Chicks love fun. Fun will make a girl forget all about that "not in a million years" she just said the day before. Its all about how she feels at THAT particular moment.

If you haven't realized, that's why they go for deadbeat assholes....they're so fun to hang out with that girls forget they don't even have a job and also they might get drunk and slap them. Ik it sounds mean, but its true.

Also, I assume you're talking about girls (18-24) and not women (25-up). Women will sniff out your shit n drop you so fast your head will spin lol. Same rules apply, but with different stipulatiins and to different effect.

I actually give relationship advice daily and have hooked up two of my friends with their partners (now married), so I think I can say I know my shit here lol

Oh....jic, this goes without saying, but...hygiene. Girls don't find the things we find manly (like not giving a f$%k) to be sexy. It does wonders to be clean and decently dressed....especially if its not your usual MO. Alot of guys dont get that n dont ever ask/get embarassed if people do, so....figured id point that out

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#116  Edited By NICK31898

@jaken7 said:

@wolverine08 said:

@sheenlantern said:

As a tall, rich smart guy, girls have never been an issue.

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So conceded...

I'm serious guys! I qualified for MENSA before I even hit puberty, I'm 6 and a half feet tall and there are 4K TVs in practically every room of my house. How hard is that to believe?

Okay, pretty hard now that I've said it out loud.

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I think this thread just confirms that I am too old to be on this site anymore...

Lots of lonely, angry teens on this board.

Also: Not a battle.

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#118  Edited By JakeN7
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Being in FriendZone is worst than been in the Phantom Zone. You can at least escape from Phantom Zone.

rofl

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I think this thread just confirms that I am too old to be on this site anymore...

Lots of lonely, angry teens on this board.

Also: Not a battle.

Its a joke thread man. Its all for entertainment, isn't that what comicvine is for?

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@misterwhisper said:

I think this thread just confirms that I am too old to be on this site anymore...

Lots of lonely, angry teens on this board.

Also: Not a battle.

Its a joke thread man. Its all for entertainment, isn't that what comicvine is for?

Umm no, this is a comic website, thus the name COMICvine.

If people want to make threads that are immature and "funny" then go to reddit with the rest of the hipsters and stoners.

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#123  Edited By luthluth
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Why would anyone make friends with a hoe.

If you are trying to hit, just keep it real.

What...

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#126  Edited By ilikedonuts

Imma beat the sh** outta the friendzone by hittin' it with it's own pimp!

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@gokishiro: I'm laughing uncontrollably, this is a screenshot.

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#128  Edited By swordmasterD

Maybe if I weaken it

The friend zone has won many, many, many, many battles but the galactic space war is mine!

Seriously how the hell do you weaken the friend zone let alone beat it

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@misterwhisper: and why do people read comics? For entertainment. Obviously some people are enjoying this thread and aren't taking everything so seriously. Please refrain from raining on others parade, if you don't like a thread simply move on.

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#130  Edited By aquaman01

I know how to not be in the friend zone. I have NEVER be in the friend zone in my whole life. Here is my advise:

Don't have any friends that are girls. Works for me. All you need to do is

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There is no such thing as a friend zone. At least not the definition you guys know it by.

Brah :)

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@laflux said:

@theacidskull said:

There is no such thing as a friend zone. At least not the definition you guys know it by.

Brah :)

ah, so you agree? :D

Yep :P

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I married one of my peeps from highschool so I did the Chad Ocho cinco dance in the endzone?

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You become friends with Benefits (they actually need to be attracted to you) or you go find someone else!

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#137  Edited By SirNeko

Friendzone doesn't exist, just guys who can't tell girl straight.

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Looooool you don't defeat the friend zone you use it to your advantage get comfortable with your friend and then just have sex casually after your both comfortable

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I usually friend-zone others.

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#140  Edited By HeraldofGanthet

@trueking95:

My wife and I were friends going all the way back to Middle School. I wonder If I count as a guy who defeated the Friend Zone...?

@jonez120:

Rape. Rape can defeat the friend zone.

WTF?! Dawg, I'm not your dad or anything, but the Mods REALLY frown on comments like this. Please don't even joke about stuff like that.

Friendly warning from a fellow 'Viner.

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Never had an issue with it. If anything I usually have the opposite problem...

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#142  Edited By Wolverine008

@squares said:

Never had an issue with it. If anything I usually have the opposite problem...

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Braggart :D

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#143  Edited By ProfZ

My fiance and I were best friends for about 3 years before we started dating and have been for 6 more now. It isn't hard to beat the friend zone honestly.

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I always lose to the friendzone :(

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@wolverine08: I LOL too every time I hear you bragging. ;P

I'm just sitting here watching you and Laflux tell yourselves you ain't getting friendzoned!

These lames man!

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The friendzone is something I am not afraid of.I have defeated it more than once.

I am the mighty KING!

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@jaken7 said:
Poor Jorah!
Poor Jorah!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD