You vs the friendzone

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I lose.

Spite.

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#53  Edited By dernman
@erik said:

Best way to avoid the friendzone is to never try to be her friend first. Trying to be her bestie first is just asking for a drop kick into Nosexsville. There are exceptions to the rule but generally speaking friends are friends, lovers are lovers.

Which pretty much sucks for me because usually I'm not interested in more (like a relationship not sex) unless I'm friends first. :/

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@jaken7: Glad to know any form of wit will fly straight over your head.

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@jaken7: Glad to know any form of wit will fly straight over your head.

Hah! Ok, that was a good one. "Wit!" Hahaha!

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@dernman said:
@erik said:

Best way to avoid the friendzone is to never try to be her friend first. Trying to be her bestie first is just asking for a drop kick into Nosexsville. There are exceptions to the rule but generally speaking friends are friends, lovers are lovers.

Which pretty much sucks for me because usually I'm not interested in more (like a relationship) unless I'm friends first. :/

Hookers and blow, my friend. That's the best way to patch the hurt. Hookers and blow.

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#57  Edited By goobot

I wonder why women are so blind, isn't a boy/girlfriend supposed to be your best friend that you have sex with? If they are already your best friend and find them attractive what's the issue? Anyway the solution is to get them drunk and bang them cause that's when they realize this.

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#58  Edited By Young_Murloc

Yea, you put them There first. Believe it or not ive done twice this year. The first girl dont even talk to me anymore(its ok i Friend zoned her cause she was weird. :)

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Can you defeat the great might of the friendzone?

Will the friendzone crush you?

Has the friendzone already crushed you?

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Mismatch!!!

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@jaken7: I'm still not entirely convinced you understood.

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You bastard....

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@jaken7: I'm still not entirely convinced you understood.

That you make dumb jokes?

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@jaken7: I'm sensing you might have some self-inadequacy issues. I mean, does it sound like normal social behavior to you to just call out everyone who sounds like they might have something positive going for them, refusing to accept the concept that they might not be lying?

Perhaps you should reflect on this. While I get on with my life, which you have such a hard time believing doesn't suck.

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@jaken7: I'm sensing you might have some self-inadequacy issues. I mean, does it sound like normal social behavior to you to just call out everyone who sounds like they might have something positive going for them, refusing to accept the concept that they might not be lying?

Perhaps you should reflect on this. While I get on with my life, which you have such a hard time believing doesn't suck.

I couldn't care less whether you were lying or not. It was the fact that you were so damned arrogant and conceded. It was disgusting.

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#72  Edited By SheenLantern

@batman242: Please, the equivalent of "You're lying" does not count as a comeback.

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#74  Edited By MethoKi

@sheenlantern: I'm just sitting back, being entertained by it all, honestly.

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@jaken7 said:

@sheenlantern said:

@jaken7: I'm sensing you might have some self-inadequacy issues. I mean, does it sound like normal social behavior to you to just call out everyone who sounds like they might have something positive going for them, refusing to accept the concept that they might not be lying?

Perhaps you should reflect on this. While I get on with my life, which you have such a hard time believing doesn't suck.

I couldn't care less whether you were lying or not. It was the fact that you were so damned arrogant and conceded. It was disgusting.

Oh, was I not taking the whole ridiculous concept of this thread seriously enough? You're reacting as if I'm bragging to a cancer patient that I've still got my hair.

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@jaken7 said:

@sheenlantern said:

@jaken7: I'm sensing you might have some self-inadequacy issues. I mean, does it sound like normal social behavior to you to just call out everyone who sounds like they might have something positive going for them, refusing to accept the concept that they might not be lying?

Perhaps you should reflect on this. While I get on with my life, which you have such a hard time believing doesn't suck.

I couldn't care less whether you were lying or not. It was the fact that you were so damned arrogant and conceded. It was disgusting.

Oh, was I not taking the whole ridiculous concept of this thread seriously enough? You're reacting as if I'm bragging to a cancer patient that I've still got my hair.

Ha!

Gold!

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@jaken7: I'm sensing you might have some self-inadequacy issues. I mean, does it sound like normal social behavior to you to just call out everyone who sounds like they might have something positive going for them, refusing to accept the concept that they might not be lying?

Perhaps you should reflect on this. While I get on with my life, which you have such a hard time believing doesn't suck.

It's not that Jaken7 has self inadequacy issues. It's just that you're quite full of yourself from what I've noticed from you around here, and you can't fault someone for being rubbed the wrong way by it.

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@jaken7 said:

@sheenlantern said:

@jaken7: I'm sensing you might have some self-inadequacy issues. I mean, does it sound like normal social behavior to you to just call out everyone who sounds like they might have something positive going for them, refusing to accept the concept that they might not be lying?

Perhaps you should reflect on this. While I get on with my life, which you have such a hard time believing doesn't suck.

I couldn't care less whether you were lying or not. It was the fact that you were so damned arrogant and conceded. It was disgusting.

Oh, was I not taking the whole ridiculous concept of this thread seriously enough? You're reacting as if I'm bragging to a cancer patient that I've still got my hair.

I couldn't care less about the thread either, your statement was ridiculous in any context.

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@jaken7: You're not really doing yourself much good continuing bickering. It'd be best to just let it be mate.

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@wolverine08: I like to think that it motivates people to better themselves.

And hey, if it doesn't, that's their problem, no skin off my nose.

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#82  Edited By JakeN7

@jaken7: You're not really doing yourself much good continuing bickering. It'd be best to just let it be mate.

Heh. Hardly bickering Wolvie ;P

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#83  Edited By SheenLantern

@jaken7 said:

@sheenlantern said:

@jaken7 said:

@sheenlantern said:

@jaken7: I'm sensing you might have some self-inadequacy issues. I mean, does it sound like normal social behavior to you to just call out everyone who sounds like they might have something positive going for them, refusing to accept the concept that they might not be lying?

Perhaps you should reflect on this. While I get on with my life, which you have such a hard time believing doesn't suck.

I couldn't care less whether you were lying or not. It was the fact that you were so damned arrogant and conceded. It was disgusting.

Oh, was I not taking the whole ridiculous concept of this thread seriously enough? You're reacting as if I'm bragging to a cancer patient that I've still got my hair.

I couldn't care less about the thread either, your statement was ridiculous in any context.

*Snicker* So ridicule me, then. If celebrity media has taught us anything, it's that an ego's worst nightmare is more attention.

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No such thing. If u think that when a woman strongly hints u as a provider and u accept that frame its your own fault for not choosing what u really want.

Be sexual and confident with yourself. You fall into this 'friend zone' cos its the limiting belief you give yourself. The girl fits into your life not the other way around.

Giving her a pedicure? **** outta here

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How could I lose with this name?

I've been happily married since January 1, 2009.

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@dernman said:

Which pretty much sucks for me because usually I'm not interested in more (like a relationship not sex) unless I'm friends first. :/

I dunno. It just doesn't make sense for me to progress into a relationship without knowing the person more via being friends first. Jumping into a relationship with knowing little about the other is...interesting and sparks a lot of curiosity but the basis of what makes you think you like the other is very shallow. And there might be many things that you are unaware of and dislike about the person you think you like. Like what you show to a friend is different to what you show to the person you're going out on a date with, or at least that's how many people are.

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Do you not remember the only one to ever break the friend zone like Bane broke the bat? RON STOPPABLE. It fucking took years but he did it. :P

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I think friendzone and I are 2-1 with me in the lead.

So I can honestly say I think I win.

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Its possible. If the girl friendzones you just make sure you know where she is at night, hire friends that she doesn't know to fake rob her, appear out of nowhere and fake beat them up, she'll see you as a dreamy guy and there you go!

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This is on the verge of being spite. The best feats I have when I encountered the friend zone without prep is just being really flirtatious. That's all.

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#96  Edited By kriminal

@goobot said:

I wonder why women are so blind, isn't a boy/girlfriend supposed to be your best friend that you have sex with? If they are already your best friend and find them attractive what's the issue? Anyway the solution is to get them drunk and bang them cause that's when they realize this.

now this guy knows what hes talking about.

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The friend zone. 366 levels of absolute hell to humans of the male gender. Pedicures, sleepovers, car trouble, sexual frustration. Unless you have the balls to run through this gauntlet of hell and heart break, prepare to lie down and cry.

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@wolverine08:

this, this made me laugh so hard, anyway, I got out of the friendzone, and have been dating my previous best friend for around two years now

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#100  Edited By Redmonkeyssj4

The script,only with the script does someone have any hope of defeating the friendzone. That is to say it only happens on TV.