6 a.m. (Wake up and finds snakes in your camp)
vs. 2 Rattlesnakes
How we deal with it:
With machete and knife in hand, we split spend the morning circling the snakes and attempting swift strikes to the head. Due to the quick movements of the snakes, we make sure to all pitch in, and use whatever we find lying around as a distraction.
6:30 a.m.
using the cigarettes, we part ways for a few minutes, lighting the packs in different spots to generate a more potent smell, and provide a form of distraction for other animals. We then head back and spend the rest of the morning tending to the wounded as best we can.
10 a.m. (Are surprised during your snake breakfast)
vs. 3 Coyotes
How we deal with it:
Chances are we lose someone here, more than likely the guy with the bad arm. Using a similar strategy to the snakes, we hack away at the machetes until the Coyotes flee or perish. We spend the rest of the morning arguing how and why we should bury our fallen comrade.
12 p.m. (No warning...2 members have left to get more water, they attack your base and go after your bruised and battered group member)
vs. 2 Voltures
How we deal with it:
Chances are, if the Vultures go after the living dude, then it'd be me and bad-ankle guy going for the water. Chances are, since Vultures are carrion eaters, they'd dine on our fallen friend, but if not, then bruised and battered dude could waste time making deft strikes with the machete until we got back to help. Bruised guy gets more bruises, but if otherwise fine.
4 p.m.(Attack on your camp, but you had 10 min. to prepare)
vs. 2 Wild Boars
How we deal with it:
The three of us spend time attempting to make traps out of what we have, if only to make the fight a bit easier on ourselves. When the boars arrive, we set upon them with the machetes and knives and grant ourselves a nice bit of pork, at least until the next attack.
6 p.m.(Surprise attack during dinner, 5 min. prep, sunset, limited vision)
vs. 1 Brown Bear
How we deal with it:
Using our limited understanding of nature, we do as the National Geographic channel instructs and make ourselves as big as possible in an attempt to scare the bear off. Failing this, we repeat plan rattle snake, only this time using the guns.
10 p.m.(Paranoid, can't sleep, somewhat hungry still, 5 min. prep, absolute darkness)
vs. 3 Wolves
How we deal with it:
We spend the prep time attempting to identify the alpha male of the pack. Regardless, we resort to the guns again. We more than likely lose our friend with the bad ankle.
2 a.m.(Absolute darkness still, no sleep, no prep time)
vs. 1 Jaguar
How we deal with it.
Surprised, we once again lose someone, and lacking sleep, I basically unload into the jaguar.
6 a.m.(Early morning, some sleep, hungry, no prep time)
vs. 3 Wild Turkeys
How we deal with it:
Putting it simply, I have no knowledge on the fighting ability of wild turkeys. Much like geese, they're probably vicious as all hell. I pick up whatever bullets I have left and take some body shots. At the end of it all, I'm battered, bruised and mentally scarred, but I survive.
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