You VS Superman (with help)

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Superman is angry because Lois just was murdered and he thinks you did it.

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Location: Golden Gate Bridge San Francisco, you start at one end, Supes does another.

You can get two people to help you, any street leveler you choose, plus Claire. And you get a week of prep in metropolis, you can go to talk to Luthor if you want.

Can you win this, does anyone die here?

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You get Claire (pic above) plus any street leveler you wish to help you.

Personality: Pragmatic, to a fault at times. She will at times take on more than she can handle, especially when she get's emotional (in a negative way); as pouring herself into her work acts like a kind of tonic for her.

Powers:

Temporary Invulnerability with Strength-This can be turned on at will, when she does it lasts a minute. It only takes 15 seconds to recharge once depleted. She can turn this ability on or off at will. It heals any wounds or sickness she has instantly. She is at least as strong as Hulk. This is the only power she has that depletes and requires a recharge. It is not uncommon for her to super jump for a quick flight speed boost (you will understand shortly).

Flight- She can fly at whatever speed her body is moving, which is normal human speeds if she is just running. It's great for getting onto roof tops. With a jet pack she could be almost like Superman.

Webbing-She can shoot it out her wrists like Toby Maguire's Spiderman.

Universal Magnetism-She can use her body as a magnet to stick to anything, even through her clothes. So unlike Spidey---she would just run up the wall with her shoes on.

Laser Fingers: Yes she can shoot lasers from her finger tips. She wouldn't kill unless she had no other choice tho

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#2  Edited By Esquire

Assuming I can get Kryptonite somewhere, Fantomex can take it.

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#3  Edited By lorbo

If Batman came to Supes aid with a week of prep would that present a HUGE problem?

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#4  Edited By lorbo

If Bats knew all about YOUR TEAM?

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#5  Edited By Esquire

@lorbo said:

If Batman came to Supes aid with a week of prep would that present a HUGE problem? If Bats knew all about YOUR TEAM?

Batman has no way to know about Fantomex. And even if he did, he'd be hard pressed to counter Fantomex with tech. Dark Beast did it, but he had intimate knowledge of and experience with Fantomex. And most importantly of all, nowhere in the OP does it say that Superman gets prep, or that he can get other characters to help him with it.

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#6  Edited By tomlikesfries
And you get a week of prep in metropolis, you can go to talk to Luthor if you want.

Well, then I might have a chance. Unless Superman is morals off. If he is, Kal could just do this to us and end the fight in a second:

In this case, the moon will be our bodies.

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#7  Edited By JonSmith

One Superman laser vision blast from orbit later...

I'm dead.

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#8  Edited By dondave

@JonSmith said:

One Superman laser vision blast from orbit later...

I'm dead.

QFT

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#9  Edited By Pyrogram

@JonSmith said:

One Superman laser vision blast from orbit later...

I'm dead.

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#10  Edited By FiMFTW

Are the allies willing to die to protect me?

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#11  Edited By Jean199999

Prep or no prep, Batman always carry kryptonite in his utility belt.

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#12  Edited By Jean199999

I take Martha & Jonathan Kent. They will talk some sense into our boy.

Best case scenario, he backs down and this technically end by "stalemate", or dinner at the Kent far and as far as this thread goes, I win cause did not get killed.

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#13  Edited By PrinceAragorn1

I solo. Way too easy.

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#14  Edited By GunGunW

He's still Superman. Even if he does think you murdered Lois you could calm him down by crying for mercy and telling him it wasn't murder or something like that. Or you could convince him that you didn't murder her, which would be correct. It's not in his nature to be super violent towards a normal human even if they did something that bad, especially if you don't put up a fight.

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#15  Edited By HughJackmanFan88

Me, Wolverine, Russel Crowe and Lionel Luthor destroy him.

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#16  Edited By mhanuroth

Me and claire in a stomp

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#17  Edited By AllStarSuperman

Me batman and Clair have a chance if batman builds me and him ironman like suits powered by kryptonite and have built in red son guns,

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#18  Edited By deaditegonzo

@Jean199999 said:

I take Martha & Jonathan Kent. They will talk some sense into our boy.

Best case scenario, he backs down and this technically end by "stalemate", or dinner at the Kent far and as far as this thread goes, I win cause did not get killed.

Actually, you just solved the insolvable question. That would work I think.

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#19  Edited By Bruxae

If he thinks I killed Lois I dont think anyone would stand a chance since an angry Kal has som incredible feats.

If lucky Claire can knock him off me once, but thats about it. Does she have enhanced reflexes btw or am I getting speed blitzed?

I think the best thing to do would be to plead your innocence and hope supermans morals are strong enough.

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#20  Edited By lorbo

Her reflexes are normal. She would definitely need kryptonite.........

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#21  Edited By whitewings1234

I would just get the T-1000 so he could murder Superman with ease.

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#22  Edited By Floopay

Go to Luthor, tell him I'll kill Superman, he gives me a chunk of kryptonite.

Get Midnighter as my helper.

He predicts the outcomes, give the kryptonite to Claire, Claire uses her ability to amp herself to Superman's speed and sticks to him with her universal magnetism. Then I grab a baseball bat and curbstomp Superman.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

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#23  Edited By FourthDeity

I bring Lois to prove I didn't kill her :) But with Supermans life in my hands I could run to some of his villains for Kryptonite and make him eat it.. if Claire can hold him down for a while

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#24  Edited By 202122

@Esquire said:

Assuming I can get Kryptonite somewhere, Fantomex can take it.

I like your thinking

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with one week prep it's solved. i get Deadman spy on Luthor then possess him and have all anti-superman weapons in my poket, plus Kryptonite, then kill Luthor so i won't have him bother me later. then at the big day, make Deadman possess Superman and commit suicide using all anti-supreman weapons i've got.

pretty easy.

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#26  Edited By jeanroygrant

I would call Batman. He has showed us time and time that he is superior. While only being a street leveler.

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John Constantine.

Supes is screwed.

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#28  Edited By Epicbeast3000

I steal 1 billion dollars from luthor, and then i go to lex luthor again and tell him i want to to kill superman and i will pay u 1 billion dollars to buy a kryptonite gun. He agrees since he hates superman and he lost 1 billion dollars. I get clair to distract superman while i get my kryptnite gun and shoot superman. Hopefully I don't miss and superman dies. I don't need street levelers, i am that beast.

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#29  Edited By lorbo

@Floopay said:

Go to Luthor, tell him I'll kill Superman, he gives me a chunk of kryptonite.

Get Midnighter as my helper.

He predicts the outcomes, give the kryptonite to Claire, Claire uses her ability to amp herself to Superman's speed and sticks to him with her universal magnetism. Then I grab a baseball bat and curbstomp Superman.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

As far as Claire goes, she can ONLY maintain a speed once she acquires it. So if superman tried to speed blitz you, hopefully she can get him in time and redirect his flight somewhere else while holding on to him. She couldn't slow down though because that would automatically cut her flight control (speed won't change once she starts her flight unless she's attached to an object that is changing speed). She could slip some Kryptonite inside inside his collar easily and fly him back to you. Yet I'm quite sure she wouldn't let you beat him to death. Of course if superman punched her off him into the ocean before she slips the kryptonite---it's game over for you. Cause there is no way that she's gonna reach you before he does then.

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#30  Edited By uberhikari

@FiMFTW said:

Are the allies willing to die to protect me?

LOLOL! I laughed so hard.

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#31  Edited By SupermanWins465

Dazzler (galactus's herald) & Batman 
 
We spend the entire week at LexCorp prepping. 

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#32  Edited By Bossmonster

I would ask for a freaking trail. He isn't blood lusted, so he's in character and wouldn't murder me. So, I'd tell him to prove it and just let him take me to jail. I'd beat the case as I didn't do it, then sue him for punitive damages and the time I spent locked up as well as all court fees. I win, but barely.

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#33  Edited By asIsuspected

@GunGunW said:

He's still Superman. Even if he does think you murdered Lois you could calm him down by crying for mercy and telling him it wasn't murder or something like that. Or you could convince him that you didn't murder her, which would be correct. It's not in his nature to be super violent towards a normal human even if they did something that bad, especially if you don't put up a fight.

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#34  Edited By Gold_Kitsune

I use my prep time to beg luther for a freaking bunker made of kryptonight, I live in said bunker forever sending buddy out to get food and stuff.

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#35  Edited By lorbo

@Gold_Kitsune said:

I use my prep time to beg luther for a freaking bunker made of kryptonight, I live in said bunker forever sending buddy out to get food and stuff.

Sorry but you would die, Kryptonite is radioactive, even to humans; it just takes a longer period of time to have an effect. Lex got cancer from it once. Don't believe me? Check it out.........

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#36  Edited By Hondo_

Fantomex + Mystique

I ask Luthor for some kryptonite cause supa man gonna kill me he agrees cause he's a nice guy

Mystique pretends to be Lois, but secretly shoots superman with a kryptonite bullet as Fantomex confuses him.

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