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#1  Edited By shroudofsorrow

You get to take on the MCU version of Hawkeye in a H2H fight in Black Widow's place. Can you do it?

Note that you will be outfitted with different items depending on what weight class you are:

  • If you're a feather-weight (like me) you get Kevlar Body Armor and a baseball bat
  • If you're a light-weight you get a pair of brass knuckles
  • If you're a mid-weight you can choose between one of the three items listed above
  • If you're a heavy-weight you get nothing.

Can you overcome Hawkeye?

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@shroudofsorrow: what gear does Hawkeye have? Any arrows or knives or guns?

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#3  Edited By Experio

Don't need weapons to win

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#4  Edited By shroudofsorrow
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With no weapons I can take him. He didn't do anything that amazing in his fight with black widow, nothing that I can't deal with. And he did lose that fight too. He only appeared to have basic military combat training which I can take.

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#6  Edited By shroudofsorrow

@jayc1324: Not to mention that depending on where you rate on the scale you might get a weapon and/or armor to give you an additional edge.

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#8  Edited By shroudofsorrow

@jayc1324: Mid-Weight probably, which means you can choose between a baseball bat, brass knuckles, or some body armor.

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He didn't seem to skilled in H2H but he would probably wreck me (I have boxing training and I've only lost three times out of 23 fights in the ring, and i haven't lost a fight at school) but I means it's Hawkeye, super assassin, so I loose I guess

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I've wrestled for 10 years and learned some grappling over years for training, I also trained with a Russian silver medal wrestler so I should be fine. I should be able to take him with the brass knuckles

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I'm on the internet so I have automatically mastered every form of fighting there could possibly be, ranging from Systema to Jeet Kune Do. Super stomp spite.

Just kidding, I can't do much of anything.

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I can use my Fiore with the baseball bat, so if I can get one good swing in I should take him down.

Unfortunately, I wouldn't get a good swing in. Hawk wins.

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@shroudofsorrow: I dont think the weight classes should matter that much.

Idk about a heavy weight beating him H2h no weapon, honestly , peak humans in comic books > average 200+ pound person

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Me. Secret weapon; 2 year old baby bro. He farts in Clint's general direction.

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@opticblast98 said:

He didn't seem to skilled in H2H but he would probably wreck me (I have boxing training and I've only lost three times out of 23 fights in the ring, and i haven't lost a fight at school) but I means it's Hawkeye, super assassin, so I loose I guess

I think you should give yourself more credit personally. Clint never did anything in the MCU to suggest that you couldn't beat him based on your resume. And unless you're a heavy-weight you'll get additional gear to help you out.

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I can use my Fiore with the baseball bat, so if I can get one good swing in I should take him down.

Unfortunately, I wouldn't get a good swing in. Hawk wins.

Why won't you get in a good swing? He doesn't have his arrows here, so he can't just shoot you down.

@shroudofsorrow: I dont think the weight classes should matter that much.

Idk about a heavy weight beating him H2h no weapon, honestly , peak humans in comic books > average 200+ pound person

Key phrase: IN COMIC BOOKS. This is the MOVIE version of Clint, who is a lot more grounded and nowhere near as good as his 616 counterpart. I think a competent heavy-weight fighter could beat him. He didn't show anything in the Avengers to suggest otherwise.

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@racob7: I don't think so. He was able to keep pace with Black Widow, but he never displayed anything to suggest he was untouchable. I think you could probably land a hit. And if you're swinging as hard as you can with a baseball bat probably all you need is one good strike anyway.

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This thread is ridiculous. Hawkeye wrecks all of you and you know it.

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#20  Edited By Wolverine008

@jaken7 said:

This thread is ridiculous. Hawkeye wrecks all of you and you know it.

Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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@shroudofsorrow: I'm not JUST swinging a baseball bat, I'm applying my swordsmanship to it get maximum power with minimal effort and movement.

I still don't see myself beating a master assassin, but whatever.

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@wolverine08:

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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@racob7: MCU Hawkeye is not a "Master assassin". Nowhere has it been stated that he is that. And even if he is, I'm pretty sure that's in respects to his archery, not H2H ability. He doesn't get any arrows here.

@jaken7 said:

This thread is ridiculous. Hawkeye wrecks all of you and you know it.

Why you be hating son?

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@jaken7 said:

@wolverine08:

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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My pecs say otherwise!

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@shroudofsorrow: When Tony said "A couple of master assassins" I think it was pretty obvious who he meant.

Anyway, this is basically the stuff I'd be using against Clint:

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@shroudofsorrow: Because all these big tough comic book fans are making me laugh.

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@jaken7: I don't really see it that way personally. I think a competent real world fighter could beat MCU Hawkeye. He was poor based on what little we saw of him. Should he get some more feats in Avengers 2 that might change, but for now I'm sticking with my current stance.

@racob7: Ah yes, that line. Forgot about it. Still, I'm fairly certain that pertains more to his marksmanship then his fighting ability. Also remember that Tony was deliberately putting as much bravado into that speech of his as he could.

And funny enough you both have 7 at the end of your names. Just noticed that.

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Hawkeye would pwn about everyone on this site and probably everyone in real life who isn't like a Shao-Lin monk. He's a fictional character and an Avenger, he'd destroy us all.

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#29  Edited By shroudofsorrow

@jack_: Not a terribly great assessment considering...

  • There are plenty of other good H2H fighters out there besides Shaolin Monks, and in fact some fighting styles in real life are MORE useful then Kung Fu, which is nowhere near as good in real life as it is in the movies.
  • Aunt May's a fictional character too. Are you really saying that just because she's fictional she'd win? Because that's silly. Nothing Clint demonstrated in the Avengers movie in respects to H2H is beyond a normal person in real life's ability to do.
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#30  Edited By Jack_

@shroudofsorrow: Sorry, I'll amend my statement. Clint would Pwn everybody on Comic Vine, including me, probably pretty easily as well.

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@jaken7 said:

@shroudofsorrow: Because all these big tough comic book fans are making me laugh.

You and I clearly were watching different Avengers films, Hawkeye was in exactly 1 fight, with a woman, he had a strength advantage and a one-hundred pound weight advantage. He also had weapons.

He got his ass kicked.

I know several people on this forum who could whoop his ass, kickboxing instructors, black belts, people with decades of training in martial arts, in no sense does Hawkeye "wreck us all".

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@sheenlantern: And that pretty nicely sums up what I've been trying to say. Thanks for the positive reinforcement.

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@sheenlantern: "Oh we got a badass over here."

Explain to me how you stack up. Go ahead. I won't laugh.

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#34  Edited By Guardiandevil83

I took ma as a kid and study some now, but I ain't winning here. I would at least hit the muthaf--ka.

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@jaken7: I win by virtue of being bigger than Jeremy Renner.

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#36  Edited By JakeN7

@sheenlantern: Hah! Yeah, because everyone knows that size is everything.

I'm bigger than Bruce Lee, must mean I can kick his ass.

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@jaken7: Yes, because Hawkeye is as skilled as Bruce Lee in hand to hand combat.

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@sheenlantern: Did I say that? I was using an analogy to deconstruct your terribly over-confident assumption that you could beat Hawkeye because you're bigger than Jeremy Renner.

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Maybe I get in a hit before he smacks me around? Maybe.

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@jaken7: The difference being Hawkeye has no notable skill in martial arts, while Bruce Lee could collapse your windpipe with a punch before you had a chance to blink.

That's where your analogy falls apart.

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@sheenlantern: Except you're only proving my point by noting that the size of an opponent is not a determining factor, skill is. My analogy is perfect.

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@jaken7: Your eyesight clearly isn't.

Hawkeye has no notable skill in martial arts

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@sheenlantern: You never said you did either, just that you could beat him by size alone. That is false and I just proved it (with your inadvertent, self-destructive help).

Cute insult though sweetheart.

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Only real way I could win is with a stun shot using the bat then fighting reeeeal dirty. Eye gouge, groin shots, biting.. even then my chances are slim.

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@jaken7: You're making precisely no sense. I could beat him by size alone because he holds no advantage.

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@sheenlantern: You're making no sense. All you said was "I iz da biggur one herp derp." You didn't explain why a highly-trained S.H.I.E.L.D. agent doesn't hold an advantage over you, and why your "training" (extensive I'm sure) allows your size advantage to actually matter in this fight.

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@jaken7: Except Barton isn't highly trained. At all. This is evident when he shows absolutely no skill in the single fight scene he is in.

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@sheenlantern: So losing to one of the most skilled H2H experts/deadly assassins in the Marvel Universe means that he was just never highly trained "at all?" Really?

Where's your fight scene honey?

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yeah Renner's not a big guy, nor did he seem overly impressive without his mini nuke arrows. So I like my chances

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#50  Edited By SheenLantern

@jaken7: Right, so your argument is; Highly trained until proven otherwise. -?

I can't see any flaws with that.

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Lemme just post this video to reinforce just how pathetic MCU Hawkeye is.