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#1  Edited By whoisme

This is you as you are right now vs random characters from fiction. You have no weapons, tools or gadgets. This is morals on, in an open field at dawn.

1. Lois Lane

2. Bulma

3.Walter White

4. Bilbo (ring but no sting or armor)

5. Gollum

6. An average sized male walker (from Walking Dead)

7. Jon Snow (no sword)

how far do you get?

Edit

I'm withdrawing Bulmia. Apparently she is stronger than I thought. Now the order is this

1. Lois Lane

2.Walter White

3. Bilbo (ring but no sting or armor)

4. Gollum

5. An average sized male walker (from Walking Dead)

6.Jon Snow (no sword)

7. Eren Jaeger (no titan form, no swords, no 3-d gear).

Also, I now want to add that you get a thirty minute brake after every victory

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Stop at Walter, probably. He is, after all, the danger.

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#3  Edited By NoJoke

I'd say I clear, but I don't know of Jon Snow.

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I stop at 1

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Do all of you relize bulma is a trained martial artist who has survived explosion,dodged automatic gunfire,tanked energy blasts,and defeated extremley powerful foes may i also add these feats where while she was a kid and teenager before DBZ in the original series dragonball@whoisme: @nojoke: @thesilentshane:

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Technically Bulma is the most powerful of all these. I *might* get past Lois Lane, but Bulma stops any human being.

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Lois would actually beat a lot of Viners IMHO.

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I could probably get around Walt but im not sure if I can beat gollum and idk who jon snow is

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#10  Edited By RBT

Breeze past Lois.

Walter is not dangerous to someone who poses no danger to him and has good knowledge of Chemistry.

Not sure about Bilbo.

Gollum wouldn't be too hard.

Walkers are slow.

No way I'm getting past Jon Snow. He's very skilled.

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#11  Edited By DraciosV

Beat up louis. She seems tough though. Pretty even. Its a tossup.

I don't think I could take walter most of the time. Walter most of the time would take me. I'm just a punk kid, he's most likely survived much worse (I need to watch breaking bad...)

I'd take Bilbo out

Gollum might give me a trouble

I'd mash a walker's head with a rock.

Not beating Jon.

I can take Eren but it would be a pretty even fight. If he just tries to haymaker me all day though, he's getting knocked out.

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Lol at people saying they easily beat Lois.

I stop at 1

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I actually retract my last statement, I don't know if new 52 Lois has any combat feats

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if walt gets prep he stomps

I might just get passed lois maybe, but then I stop at snow if walt gets no prep

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#15  Edited By keithcolby1995

In a fist fight? Probably would get to Jon Snow.

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Well if Louis kicks me in the balls then I loose + I would not hit a woman and try to be reasonable and if the morals are on (and they are on) then Louis would probably not be lunging at me in bloodlust and we would figure something out.

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Personally, this is how I think I would do

1. This depends. If we were voluntarily in some sort of competition or my or one of my loved ones lives were in danger I would go all out short of killing (In which I win, maybe with some cuts). If not then I would not fight anyone.

2. An older man with cancer? I'm not in the best shape, but I'm a wrestler and I can take this.

3. Probably wouldn't know I was fighting anyone. I would probably just be wandering around, waiting for something to happen. He could try triping me and then punching me or something when I'm down. But then I know where he is and it's over for him.

4. Gollum isn't above strangling, biting off fingers, picking up a rock and smashing me with it etc. that being said, with my superior size and fitness, though bruised, cut and missing a finger or two by the end.

5. I doubt I walk away without being bitten. It takes 500 pounds if force to break a human skull and the average human can exert 200 pounds. If I can do a wrestling move without being bitten and then bash its head out on the ground I could win. I'll give the walker the majority 19/20.

6. He's a soldier and he's closer to his prime. I have no where near that level of fitness or training.

7. He wins, mostly for the same reasons as 6, though we are about the same age

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I'l win all rounds. Bulma included.

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Stop at 2, cause he is THE danger.

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#20  Edited By flashback0180

1.Lois Lane - win

2.Walter White - i would crubstomp that 50+ year old cancer patient

3. Bilbo (ring but no sting or armor) - depends - i win depending on the location

4. Gollum - i would murder that creep he's all bones and bullshit pis

5. An average sized male walker (from Walking Dead) - kill and become a zombi too

6.Jon Snow (no sword) -no clue

7. Eren Jaeger (no titan form, no swords, no 3-d gear).-

probably clear ...lol who a i kidding he's still way too fast and he still has regen due to titan blood and is a trained military solider

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1. Lois Lane

I turn into a flesh bag of spaghetti, and she stomps me in the nuts.

2.Walter White

He destroys me, he's ruthless

3. Bilbo (ring but no sting or armor)

Murders me relentlessly, he's too fast and agile.

4. Gollum

Literally eats me to death

5. An average sized male walker (from Walking Dead)

Same as above

6. Jon Snow (no sword)

Doesn't need a sword. He breaks me in so many ways.

7. Eren Jaeger (no titan form, no swords, no 3-d gear).

This guys is angry, just really angry. He has more talent than I do at standing up. I don't stand a chance.

Also, I now want to add that you get a thirty minute brake after every victory

Yeah... changes nothing.

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#22  Edited By thedailybagel  Moderator

Round 1: this is a toss up, I have a chance I guess.

Round 2: I lose.

Round 3: I dunno

Round 4: riddles!

Round 5: years of zombie games prepared me for this! I win! (In all reality I get my head bitten off).

Round 6: I die.

Round 7: no freaking clue.

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#23  Edited By MeleeGod

Actually The OFF switch Kills Them...And Also Rich People,Taste Money Fiend(With Authors)