You vs Magikarp

You go up against a Magikarp. The twist is, it's this Magikarp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ban5uv5v72c and it is blessed with Batgirl's skills (this means the Magikarp knows precision point and can read body language) the arena is filled with water 20 feet deep with only a 8 x 8 wooden platform to stand on
you can choice betwen a sword,two daggers,a spear or an axe
can you take him?

time to go fishing.

" time to go fishing. "

This is an unwinnable fight, Magikarp is just too much with or without added abilities .

Gumme a spear and I can take him

DID you see what magikarp did to james!
 
What about meowth's teeth. !
 
It's a monster!

grilled or steamed?

Give me a gun and i posibly win.

@matezoide2: Wait can he still use splash attack if so this is a total mismatch an stomp for carp

that is one BA fish

I get curbed

i will try to befriend the Magikarp , because i highly respect it !

@mudcrab:

DID you see that fish ? you are not befriending it it will bitch slap you uncounsons before you can say hi

Unless you have some serious combat feats

@cjdavis103: I was well trained by the best ninja chefs in Japan so I do have a chance , I keep my knife at the ready ! but as I said out of respect to a fellow warrior the Magikarp , i will not fight it . But , I will if I must which is unlikely since it seems like a respectable creature which fought only when it had to .

@mudcrab: It is a ligning timer and puts the beat down on supersonic pokemone that have >>>>>>>>>>>> a peak human durability it will curb you and it is on top of that master martial arts training it is a street leveler any human being is f***ed

@cjdavis103: I have to disagree with you sir

for i do have the potential to win and i admit it wont be easy for me but that does not mean i do not have the chanse to win by ability to defy all logic and sense may give me the edge

@mudcrab: Oh you have toon force then ? NM you solo stomp

can I choose a electro axe, sword, daggers, or spear

Magikarp sweeps legendaries, GG?

My Moves are Charm, Sleep Powder, Harden, & Pound.....