You Vs Kick-Ass

i beat him to death with my cell phone

I bet most of you would actually lose to him lol. I mean this kid can take a beating a still scrap with you.....besides he know some....kung-fu....now....
I'd still kick his ass though

Yu wins... LOL  gotta love wordplay 

LOL a lot of people here think a little too much of themselfes and unless you have a lot of martial arts experience and weapons training kick ass would actually kick your asses his durability is much higher than most peoples, well i think id take him simply because i do BJJ and Kyokushin and also have an impressive array of arsenal inclusing samurai swords, ninja swords throwing knifes, sai list can go on and Kick ass only has his 2 batons

does he have batons? and if so what can i have?

I would kick Kick-Ass' ass

hmmmmmmmmmm take the keys  my grandpa's truck and run him over :D

I will slice his fingers with a Japanese katana and force him to eat his hand and drink his blood then rip his spines apart and use his spines as a weapon to whip his moder loading ass.

I'll hit him with my boobs :D

I'll hit him with my boobs :D

You loses LOL (again playing with the wording of this topic)

I would kick Kick-Ass ass!!

@Boobster: That sounds like a KO to me

@Boobster said:

I'll hit him with my boobs :D

That's a rather difficult technique. Perhaps you should practice with me?

@nick_hero22 said:

@Boobster: That sounds like a KO to me

Indeed, he surely won't stand up after that  :D
@(((Prodigy))) said:

@Boobster said:

I'll hit him with my boobs :D

That's a rather difficult technique. Perhaps you should practice with me?

Dirty - dirty :D

he does have those baton things, and hes obv hella braver than me

Kick Ass will get his ass kicked... by me.

@marvelrules2011: He would bash your skull in.He has deal with the likes of armed men with actual knowledge of these things.He's recently gotten much better than what most people know of.

I have a real katana- be afraid

Everyone in this thread thinks they can beat kick ass lawl...

I win via stab to vital organs,  superior striking and grappling capabilities, and if I want to end it fast, then just one round from my desert eagle will do it.

a 6'2 290lbs brawler with a bulldog complex vs a 5'10 150lbs brawler. 
 
 
I think I got this.

i get squished :'(   *Cries*

me this is spite

I think i would get my ass kicked.

I would choke the hell out of this little funny prick.

Kick-ass will get his ass kicked by mwah! I'll beat the hell out of him. Let's just say I have training in Karate, Taekwondo and train myself with freestyle martial arts.  >:-)