You VS Jurassic Park

You have been shipwrecked on the south side of Isla Sorna(The island from JP3). You are unharmed and find an old building filled with weapons, supplies(matches, flares, etc), and a map that leads to a boat on the opposite side of the island. You take a backpack full of energy bars, 3 two litter water bottles, and can only take 3 weapons. The weapons include, a machete, sawed-off double barrel shotgun(8 rounds available), a fire axe, a wes 44. revolver(15 bullets available), a crossbow(6 arrows), and a smoke grenade. The island is full of all the dinosaurs from all three movies. Can you do it?

Time to show those darn dirty dinos why Man rules this planet!

Man>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>extinct animal.

Logistically, no, you cannot do it. These bullets will have hardly any effect on the much larger/faster dinosaurs, if any effect at all. You will only attract more attention to yourself by firing off your weapons. 

@Illuminatus said:

Logistically, no, you cannot do it. These bullets will have hardly any effect on the much larger/faster dinosaurs, if any effect at all. You will only attract more attention to yourself by firing off your weapons.

Depends on the win condition. If you just have to make it off the island rather than kill every dino there, then you may stand a chance.

Even with the weapons, I don't have a snowball's chance in hell.

It depends on the person. If you are a average person then I say no. But if you have training (Survival, weapons, stealth) then you have a shot to survive. And if you are in good shape.

@Illuminatus said:

Logistically, no, you cannot do it. These bullets will have hardly any effect on the much larger/faster dinosaurs, if any effect at all. You will only attract more attention to yourself by firing off your weapons.

Depends on the win condition. If you just have to make it off the island rather than kill every dino there, then you may stand a chance.

Smoke grenade, Machete, double barrel.

(I'm thinking realistically, not like the movies.)

I would try and be sneaky, an not scream every five seconds (like that bitch from the third movie -.-), I would use the machete on the smaller animals that I'd be more likely to run into, and the shotgun on larger ones (there wouldn't be too maany), and like most animals, if you hurt it enough at all it isn't gonna stick around, it's gonna leave. If I get swarmed by smaller dinos, I'd just shoot the shotgun in their general direction and scare them off. And if I was in dire need, I'd use the smoke grenade to confuse the balls out of whatever was attacking me, and get away.

I imagine I'd still be f@#ked if I ran into a T-rex or that other huge thing, but the chances of that are really unlikely. The logic from the movies is pretty bad.

And a shotgun going off is pretty loud and intimidating sounding, most animals are going to stear clear of that area after hearing it, not run up and think 'that must be something to eat'.

@Illuminatus said:

@Void_Paladin said:

@Illuminatus said:

Logistically, no, you cannot do it. These bullets will have hardly any effect on the much larger/faster dinosaurs, if any effect at all. You will only attract more attention to yourself by firing off your weapons.

Depends on the win condition. If you just have to make it off the island rather than kill every dino there, then you may stand a chance.

I seriously doubt one could, especially with the severely limited weapon options. There's a multitude of creatures that will kill you as soon as you entire the forests

I think it depends on the type of life you've led and the training you've had up to this point Your survival skills/stamina/luck. As for weapon selection, your better off without most of these...I agree that they make to much noise. The crossbow and fire axe may actually be your best bet. Luck is the most important factor here. It determines what creatures you run into or if you meet any at all. With enough training and a little luck, I don't see why the right person couldn't pull it off.

I could survive a zombie apocalypse and a paranormal activity-type situation, but I think the Park would get me. The weapons just aren't potent enough to deal with so many large animals and lethal predators - especially if they hunt in packs.

simple, just have to plan the route properly before setting off,and everything should be fine. the map will show the territories of different dinosaurs,so avoid stepping into the carnivorous dinosaur's territory. move off in the evening as most dinosaurs hunt in the day. 
 
during the day,find a tall tree,climb it and sleep till evening,then continue walking with weapon at ready position. the goal is to find a tour road or an access road.
 
travel light to conserve energy as well as to minimize noise, take only the backpack, smoke grenade for escaping and the axe and shotgun for close encounters.take as many flares as possible,to escape if encounter a dinosaur at night.

@Illuminatus said:

@Void_Paladin said:

I seriously doubt one could, especially with the severely limited weapon options. There's a multitude of creatures that will kill you as soon as you entire the forests

Exactly, but then it would depend on which period we are looking at: Triassic, Jurassic and Cretaceous. Although the names Jurassic part it rather focuses on Cretaceous period but it’s kind of mix because we have early cretaceous (Spinosaurus) and late cretaceous (T-Rex).

If it’s about killing it would be the herbivore that would be harder to kill they are simply way more armoured for anything apart from shot gun do any damage. But, if it’s about survival it’s not the big predators that you need to be worried about.

The big predators will neither be fast (because that is logical, despite you will see few sites saying T-Rex might reach 45km/hr.) The smaller predators however are faster and made for hunting. If anything its raptors I would be damn scared about.

Dont really think anyone can make it unless you are like very very lucky.

I would clear it... everyone knoows that the Dinosaurs really have no comprehension skills shown in the movie right?

and do we have to:

if you dont have to get to the CHOPPA, then chances for survival are greatly increased.... but if you do....

you find a large puddle of piss, swim in it... it attracts the larger dinosaurs, but repels the smaller ones... just hope its T-rex piss, or it won't work....

seriously, i would swim in t-rex piss, if it meant my survival. with a shotgun, you'd be able to just about kill anything (thats not a T-rex, or Spinosaurus.

but i don't understand why i wouldn't take a bazooka in the first place...

@Illuminatus said:

@Void_Paladin said:

I seriously doubt one could, especially with the severely limited weapon options. There's a multitude of creatures that will kill you as soon as you entire the forests

Exactly, but then it would depend on which period we are looking at: Triassic, Jurassic and Cretaceous. Although the names Jurassic part it rather focuses on Cretaceous period but it’s kind of mix because we have early cretaceous (Spinosaurus) and late cretaceous (T-Rex).

If it’s about killing it would be the herbivore that would be harder to kill they are simply way more armoured for anything apart from shot gun do any damage. But, if it’s about survival it’s not the big predators that you need to be worried about.

The big predators will neither be fast (because that is logical, despite you will see few sites saying T-Rex might reach 45km/hr.) The smaller predators however are faster and made for hunting. If anything its raptors I would be damn scared about.

Dont really think anyone can make it unless you are like very very lucky.

@MisterX said:

@Killemall: Hehe, yeah, if you think about it, why would a carnivore as large as a T-Rex waste its energy chasing down somebody who probably wouldn't be so much as a snack to it? I thought they were commonly regarded as scavengers, stealing big kills from smaller dinosaurs who can't defend them, right? Jurassic Park was just a name though, they brought back dinosaurs from every period and placed them in the park if I remember correctly.

Totally man, they reproduced dinosaurs from their dna, that they found in a frozen mosquito :)

@kcaz said:

@Killemall said:

• There were flying dinosaurs, =) so resting in trees will not help.
• I think you will find the following link interesting:
• http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn20382-first-evidence-that-some-dinosaurs-were-nocturnal.html

Anyone thinking they will actually make it across the island alive is kidding themselves.

@kcaz said:

@Killemall said:

there is one way to escape, that is using the mind. we know that most dinosaurs hunt during the day and sleep at night, so the key is not to travel during the day,find somewhere safe,like a tall tree, to rest and set off at night. and during the night, they will be distracted by flares,so carry as many flares as possible,and powerful close range weapons, in case encounter any predators.

• There were flying dinosaurs, =) so resting in trees will not help.
• I think you will find the following link interesting:
• http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn20382-first-evidence-that-some-dinosaurs-were-nocturnal.html

With luck, I could do it.

Probably not by myself, I would need my crew with me. What is the objective?

Forget the weapons. I do this naked and bare handed. I kill every dino creep there is. After I talk a T-rex and snap its neck, then I might consider leaving the island. But who in their right mind would want to leave? I say have fun and kill every dino.

Chuck Norris & Mr. T + Macgyver & Arnold Schwarzenegger

Yep those dinos are f**ked Arnold and Mr.T kick and Chuck Norris kick ass while Macgyver builds a dinosaur repellant out of dino sh*t and a smoke grenade.

With no training, no.

I wonder could a trained Marine do it though.

Of course I can, I secretly have super-powers.

I use the flares to build a rocket and shoot my self into the water exactly three feet to the left of the boat. But why do things the easy way build a flame thrower instead. Or if I'm feeling lazy I'll use my telepathy and mindrape all the dinosaurs to become their king and then I'll build a gladiator arena and declare myself to be the almighty

DR MCAWSOME COOLPANTS GRAVITYKILLER DRAGONSLAYER AFROMAN CHOSENONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or get eaten by a velociraptor

Unless I were Albert Wesker, and could just snap a Raptor's neck, i'm getting eaten for supper.

Unless I were Albert Wesker, and could just snap a Raptor's neck, i'm getting eaten for supper.

@Illuminatus said:

@progenitor said:

Unless I were Albert Wesker, and could just snap a Raptor's neck, i'm getting eaten for supper.

How would Albert fare against a T-Rex?

Good question. No doubt he could out-maneuver the Rex, he'd need to climb the thing a la Raptor from JP and punch out an eye or something, unless he had his S&W magnum with him.

@Illuminatus said:

@progenitor said:

Unless I were Albert Wesker, and could just snap a Raptor's neck, i'm getting eaten for supper.

How would Albert fare against a T-Rex?

Good question. No doubt he could out-maneuver the Rex, he'd need to climb the thing a la Raptor from JP and punch out an eye or something, unless he had his S&W magnum with him.

really wouldn't matter on what weapons i chose. when it comes to survival, i'd probably be below average to be honest. with my luck i'd walk right into a nesting area for raptors & be shredded down to the bone.

but give me mutant powers & this would be different.

maybe that would be a cool thread, just give people the choice of mutant power, but of course nothing that would be an automatic win.

tie that in with how they really are & you might just have something.

How do fuck do you expect any human being to survive that.

The smoke grenades would diffently be the best weapon to get. It would be necessary to ur survival. The second weapon would be the shotgun. I would know know how to survive. I would be to afraid to sleep

The machete, the crossbow(I can always go back and get the arrows), and the shotgun. I think I MIGHT be able to do it if I stuck to just the edge of the forests and kept the shotgun trained on any and all large bushes.

I attempt to survive as long as possible the the old building filled with weapons and hope someone comes to get me. Which they probably will, because I doubt I wouldn't have told a thousand people where I'm going (it's freaking Jurassic Park), and somebody will come looking for me. There, I cheated, suck it.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay