You are a huge alien fan and always said to everybody that Grey aliens were real and were coming for you in order to put an Anal Probe in you. In the you believed they were going to take you, you ate a magnum 44 full loaded and slept. In the middle of the night you feel a strange sensation of being watched, two hours later a light comes across your room until you can't see shit and you fall asleep. You wakes up in a metallic room, on a metallic bed. Then 5 beings shows up. Four small and one very tall compared to you and then they take you to a strange and dark room full of red lights.
One of them speak in English and says:
" First, were going to ask for some girls of ours to gang bang you. Then we're going to insert an Anal probe inside you, then gang bang you once more and insert an embryo inside you."
"Ha I knew it" you say "That's why i came prepared for you white niggas!"
The taller one says: "Impossible, no one never came prepared when facing the Time Bangers!"
You starting making force, like if you are going to make pop. But instead of shit, a gun drops from your *censored*.
"He has a....."Then you blow up his face with the gun.
You have to fight another 50 aliens and go back to Earth. Who wins?