You! vs Georges St. Pierre (with a twist)

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#1  Edited By BarelyAverage

You find out that your girlfriend is dating Georges St. Pierre behind your back. You want to make him pay but can't do it alone.
You have one week prep time.
You have enlisted the help of the animal kingdom and the domestic house cat answers your call.
You are able to have up to two house cats helping you until GSP knocks one of them out. Then another house cat is allowed to enter the ring for a total of 10 house cats but you can only have two house cats at a time in the ring with you.
The house cats are trained to obey your commands.
You have limited morals and the house cats have their flight tendency turned off.
GSP is not bloodlusted but has no morals and is determined to not be beat by some young man and his cats in front of the world.
Its a random encounter for GSP.
Can you and your feline friends take down someone who fights for a living and is considered arguably the top MMA fighter in the world?
No time limit, winner by KO.

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#2  Edited By Dracade102

Can I use weapons?

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#3  Edited By BarelyAverage

No just man and feline vs man.

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#4  Edited By JediXMan  Moderator

My cat solos.

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holy crap this made me laugh.

   

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#6  Edited By alcoholbob

GSP can't even finish a sandwich.

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#7  Edited By CapitolPunishment

Is there a size/weight limit on the house cats?

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#8  Edited By BarelyAverage

Yes, they have to be average house cats. So no exceptionally small or large cats.

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#9  Edited By karrob
Lmao! Funny OP...
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@BarelyAverage
Okay, what is the average weight?

 

I personally have two house cats, one is 6 lbs the other is 26 lbs. Neither is abnormally skinny or fat.

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#11  Edited By whacknasty
@Jake Fury said:


holy crap this made me laugh.

   

Me too.

I have yet to see a house cat that can withstand a kimura... 

Looks like me and the cats are gonna get tapped... : (
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#12  Edited By BarelyAverage
@CapitolPunishment said:

@BarelyAverage
Okay, what is the average weight?

 

I personally have two house cats, one is 6 lbs the other is 26 lbs. Neither is abnormally skinny or fat.

I used to work at a vet clinic. Average weight for a healthy cat should be around 9-14 lbs depending on breed and sex.
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@BarelyAverage said:
@CapitolPunishment said:

@BarelyAverage
Okay, what is the average weight?

 

I personally have two house cats, one is 6 lbs the other is 26 lbs. Neither is abnormally skinny or fat.

I used to work at a vet clinic. Average weight for a healthy cat should be around 9-14 lbs depending on breed and sex.


Okay, thanks for the clarification.

 

Me and my cats get stomped.

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#14  Edited By ThanoStomp

LOL.  GSP drop kicks one of my cats out of the cage, and then chokes me unconscious while getting scratched by the other cat.  After I'm out cold, he grabs the other cat by the tail and hammer-throws it into the upper seats. 

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#15  Edited By King_Saturn
my 357 magnum drops the Welterweight Champion...
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#16  Edited By Ramtha07

GSP knocks me cold within the first 5 seconds of the match. My cat takes vengeance and scratches GSP in the eye whereupon GSP backpeddles, trips over my unconscious body, pulls his groin then proceeds to lie on top of my cat for 25 minutes while bemoaning his sorry state to Greg Jackson all the while.
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#17  Edited By andre54

i'd throw a cat on his face as he goes to bump gloves with me before the fight even begins then the other would jump on his back. i'd kick him in the groin then attempt to knock him out with blows to the face. of course that will pretty much just piss him off. once i go through all the housecats i'll go in super rage mode and jump on his back and flail around and swing like crazy. he's used to professional fighters so my unorthodox fighting will take him by surprise and me and my gf will go get smoothies together after i somehow miraculously knock him out(the cats would have blinded him so that's how i'd win lol). then we'd take the ten half dead, broken, bloodied, and depressed cats to the vet.

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#18  Edited By BarelyAverage
@andre54:Good strategy. I would def throw a cat at his face, have the other one sink its teeth and claws into his leg to slow him down.
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#19  Edited By TheCerealKillz

This is a awesome op........