You vs Cockroach

Cockroach weights 200 pounds and is bloodlusted.

You get sledgehammer only.

Win by death.

Fight happens in your kitchen.

Well Im screwed lol

I win. Sledgehammer OP

if it's anything like the roaches in power puff girls, well then ...

200 lbs of that?

That's okay, I'm just not living there anymore.

Me.

So basically a terra formar nope.

Nope

The cockroach collapses under it's own weight.

If it doesn't, it is in no condition to fight before I break it's head in one hit.

I've seen Mimic I know how this plays out

@maverick_6: ur in 4 one bloody gooey kitchen make over ;)

*points* you're gonna die today

*points* you're gonna die today

*points* you're gonna die today

*points* you're gonna die today

Everyone's gonna die today.

@xiix:

What if it follows you;)

I'd sledgehammer my way out that kitchen.

If its still regular size then I still win

@jayc1324:

Maybe it's just really really fat from eating 200 pounds of trash.

@xiix: Lol, that's not a roach.

I freak out at regular size cockroaches. I would jump through the window if I seen one that big lol.

@somayareece: )

Maybe it jumps off a 50 foot tree and lands on you.

I win by default, a cockroach enlarged to that size would choke under it's own weight, there's a reason you don't get insects that size.

@dextersinister: )

Even if it jumps out of 50 foot tree and lands on you.

i am weak against cockroach seriously this bug looks scarier than mouse

Cockroach feats?

@mandarinestro: Most definitely is.

American Cockroach, to be specific.

http://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/cockroaches/american-cockroaches/

@fatherchaos: Scarring People

I die horribly in complete fear.

I eat it

The 8 foot tall cicada monster knows no equal!

I absorb it.

I first piss my pants in terror...then I enter into a panic/fear induced craze and beat the sh!t out of that ugly bastard.

Good luck, op says I'm in the kitchen so the things splats on the house roof.

Same here.

haha wait, does it look something like this?

Sledgehammer? A few good knocks the the head will take care of that pest.

Ends in Sex.

Oh my.

I open V.A.T.S. and fuck it.

Wait, so does the cockroach only weight 200 lbs or does it have the increased weight as well as size?? If it's still tiny, then I MIGHT win, lol....

A cockroach with that size could easily kill a person, i really doubt a sledghammer wold get past it´s exoskeleton.

Its and it's are not the same.

I deep-fry and eat the cockroach.

/thread

I always wear perfume that smells sweet and lovely,so they like men will become happy and also become open to the power of persuasion. Woman wear perfume for a reason:)

Bump

Bring it on I'd crush that thing.

ZOMGWTF

@xiix:

Bump

I don't see yours truly losing to some filthy creature.

@masker said:

haha wait, does it look something like this?

lol

We fighting in my house? I can probably find something to burn it with, then.