#1 Edited by Frocharocha (1969 posts) - - Show Bio

Title says everything. You are walking with your friends and your girlfriends in The Cascade Mountains. When you have a terrible idea of camping in the mountains and everybody accepts. While climbing the mountain, you hear strange noises from animals but you don't care. Close to your destination an Apache chopper shows up with an Apache Indian inside it. He tells:

"Those who disturb the Great Beast Lair shall be banged."

And then he goes back to his casino. You finally met your camp location. Everyone drinks and you go to your tent with your girlfriend (I see what you did there). In the morning, you wake up in the top of a tree. You are able to climb down just to find your camp destroyed and everyone dead. For the exception of the girls. Then you find these huge human like footprints and hear a scream:

"Jesus, save me!" Jesus is your name.

Then you make your way trough the forest like an ultimate badass killing bears and mooses to find The Bigfoot almost banging your girlfriend. You interrupts and he jumps on you. Who wins?

#2 Posted by GhostRider2 (2990 posts) - - Show Bio

@Frocharocha: thats not nice man :)) but i would probably kill him if i have a weapon.I would kill him before he gets my girl or at least i die trying :)).

#3 Edited by AmazingScrewOnHead (693 posts) - - Show Bio

This sounds like some kind of dodgy porno flick,

This is directed to the person who made this battle.

#4 Posted by Frocharocha (1969 posts) - - Show Bio

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

This sounds like some kind of dodgy porno flick,

This directed to the person who made this battle.

There's a comic of Bigfoot that happens the exactly same thing lol. But with the mom of the guy.

#5 Posted by BlueHope (360 posts) - - Show Bio

I win

#6 Posted by BigCimmerian (7563 posts) - - Show Bio

@Frocharocha: That's even more weird lol.

#7 Posted by Bo88gdan (4374 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp Bigfoot

#8 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9184 posts) - - Show Bio

All you need to watch Jack Links commercials to see how it ends.  
 
  

#9 Posted by Frocharocha (1969 posts) - - Show Bio

@OmegaDynasty said:

All you need to watch Jack Links commercials to see how it ends.

I still want they to release more commercials.