#1 Posted by Spidermeat101 (260 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker hires you to kill batman.He gives you these weapons

A Pistol

Sword

3 Grenades-1 explosive,1 flash-1 knockout gassed

Rocket Launcher.

You confront Batman.Your objective is to kill you.He doesn't want to kill you but if he has to,he will.

No prep for Batman

Start 200 meters apart.

Do you have the guts to beat Batman?

#2 Posted by JonSmith (4010 posts) - - Show Bio

"Joker wanted me to give you these weapons as a birthday present. No, I don't mean that in a shooting way. I am putting these weapons down on the ground. I have committed no other crimes. Please don't let Joker kill me."

#3 Posted by Batman242 (4862 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith said:

"Joker wanted me to give you these weapons as a birthday present. No, I don't mean that in a shooting way. I am putting these weapons down on the ground. I have committed no other crimes. Please don't let Joker kill me."

Otherwise I get the Bat-kick

#4 Posted by Immortal777 (7735 posts) - - Show Bio

With those weapons I take my chances with the Joker.

#5 Posted by zr0c00l (856 posts) - - Show Bio

if he tells me hes bruce wayne first id have a better shot but otherwise not a chance

#6 Posted by theONEtaichou (1564 posts) - - Show Bio

@Spidermeat101 said:

Joker hires you to kill batman.He gives you these weapons

A Pistol

Sword

3 Grenades-1 explosive,1 flash-1 knockout gassed

Rocket Launcher.

You confront Batman.Your objective is to kill you.He doesn't want to kill you but if he has to,he will.

No prep for Batman

Start 200 meters apart.

Do you have the guts to beat Batman?

I shoot myself, and win?

#7 Posted by Frocharocha (2437 posts) - - Show Bio

I die horrible, Batman can take almost anyone with no prep at all lol.

#8 Posted by Decoy Elite (29923 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman has no way to take me down without prep, seriously what's he gonna do? Punch me?

Sure as heck know he's not gonna hack me.

#9 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (12392 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh god, batman pokes me in the forehead and I wake up in the hospital 3 days later, joker stabs me for failing. Or, I take the weapons and rob a corner store so I have enough money to leave Gotham .... I win

#10 Posted by consolemaster001 (6109 posts) - - Show Bio

"PLEASE DON'T HURTMEE ! I KNOW WHERE JOKER IS ! I'LL KILL HIM."

Online
#11 Posted by Mirabel (1087 posts) - - Show Bio

Better people than me with better equipment have tried to take down Bats and failed miserably. This arsenal and my Krav Maga skills will amount to jack and squat against "May as well be a god damn superhuman" Batman.

#12 Posted by Rumble Man (11073 posts) - - Show Bio

It would be a humbling experience to get KO'ed by bats

#13 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (715 posts) - - Show Bio

Even the best of you will only be slightly above the Jokers cannon fodder thugs, Batman takes it easily.

#14 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's all sing the Curbstomp song. Because I can just taste the pavement.

#15 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (20260 posts) - - Show Bio

@theONEtaichou said:

@Spidermeat101 said:

Joker hires you to kill batman.He gives you these weapons

A Pistol

Sword

3 Grenades-1 explosive,1 flash-1 knockout gassed

Rocket Launcher.

You confront Batman.Your objective is to kill you.He doesn't want to kill you but if he has to,he will.

No prep for Batman

Start 200 meters apart.

Do you have the guts to beat Batman?

I shoot myself, and win?

Easy win :D

#16 Edited by Sylvain (1640 posts) - - Show Bio

since its me i go see bruce wayne while he's talking in a conference and i shoot him in the head from behind :P or this