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Colonialkrypton

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I get into contact with mongul and he kills batman.

Again.

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I use that 3 months the build up my credit score, acquire extremely reasonable medical insurance, and build up plenty of calcium in my bones to prepare for what ever kind of horrific beating and inevitable hospice he inflicts upon me when I try to kill him.

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Snipe him in the noggin while he's out lookin for some young boy to make a Robin out of. 1 hour prep. Just enough time to call two other former/current miltary buddies to end it.

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Stomp...me of course. I mean it's the Batman he beats people like Bane and gets shot at at least 5 times everytime he goes on the prowl. I could probably last 30 seconds if he doesn't slice me up with those damn gauntlets lol.

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Me with morals OFF?!

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@Dernman said:

I pick up his comic and rip it up. I win.

LOL

@DocFatalis said:

I'd invite Bruce wayne over to a nice charity dinner with every dish overloaded with poison.

That's what I would do to

You realize this would make you mass murderers right?

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#59  Edited By loplopool

Well since I know he's Bruce Wayne I walk casually Ina restruant with a 50Cal desert eagle in my pocket walk past his table and blow off his head

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I'm pretty sure that Batman is immuned to most toxins by now and also it goes without saying that you can't use meta knowledge against Batman in this fight.

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#61  Edited By hart7668

How does this fight even take place? Do I confront him in Gotham after prepping for 3 months and say "YOU THERE! IN THE RAT COSTUME! GET OVER HEREEEE!" and proceed to fight him? I mean.....

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Well since I know he's Bruce Wayne I walk casually Ina restruant with a 50Cal desert eagle in my pocket walk past his table and blow off his head

Where would you find the weapon? :D

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Uhhh...well, I'm pretty sure I could take him in Mario Kart, only that I don't have it with me...

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we make a deal, I become next robin because of my good willed spirit

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#66 rogueshadow  Moderator

I stomp.

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I SPARTA KICK HIM INTO A HOLE THAT APPARENTLY WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME!

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I lose. Badly.

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#70  Edited By Wolverine008

I kick his arse.

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God_of_Batman

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@wolverine08: Wait, someone on the internet spelling "arse" correctly!? WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS!?!

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@Baldy said:

Batman in a stomp against all of you at the same time.

Agreed.

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Batgod and I have a true understanding. All of you who believe you can stand up to him shall cower in fear when he is before you with prep devices.

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i win

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_Nox_

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LOL at all the people that think that they can take on Batman.

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as Long as there isn't a certain prophet anywhere in the general multiverse I stomp.

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I've had a virtual reality helmet since I was 8 and I've learned all 127 martial arts in virtual reality including 10 Batman doesn't know. I also got a mark 7 Ironman suit which comes to me whenever I call for it. I win 10/10

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Batman3000

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I stomp with PIS otherwise I loSe terribly

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#81  Edited By Errorinscript

Bump .Do what the home alone kid does..

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I would bring up martha, fight would be basically over then.

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I fan boy it up and shake bats hand irl and then proceed to take as many pictures as possible... I'm not fighting

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#84  Edited By WF_Mxyzptlk

In all seriousness, you probably could kill Batman using the knowledge he's Bruce Wayne in a surprise attack.

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I will ask dc editors to shoot him several times and weaken him before the fight

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mysticmedivh

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Batman with the Prep-Force Equation is invincible.

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Given Batman's morals and my knowledge of him…I'd destroy his life and he'd be powerless to stop me. Every two bit hood he punched in the face would file a million dollar lawsuit against him once I exposed his identity. Seriously, I'd simply contact a law firm and start a class action suit.

I'm not a criminal, Batman kinda is… stock in Wayne Enterprise would drop over night…he'd probably be arrested….and he can do what to me?

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I will use Superman as Mjolnir and beat Batman with him.

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I just give up

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Yeah, sure, then I'll poop diamonds, spin gold from my (now) nonexistent hair, and have my two friends cradle me while I give birth to Galactus.

HEEE HEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Since it's me vs Tom King Batman (the current one), I snipe him from a roof top. That's how bad Batman has become.