I get into contact with mongul and he kills batman.
Again.
YOU vs Batman
I use that 3 months the build up my credit score, acquire extremely reasonable medical insurance, and build up plenty of calcium in my bones to prepare for what ever kind of horrific beating and inevitable hospice he inflicts upon me when I try to kill him.
@Dernman said:
I pick up his comic and rip it up. I win.
LOL
@DocFatalis said:
I'd invite Bruce wayne over to a nice charity dinner with every dish overloaded with poison.
That's what I would do to
You realize this would make you mass murderers right?
@onemoreposter: He takes morals off seriously lol
Well since I know he's Bruce Wayne I walk casually Ina restruant with a 50Cal desert eagle in my pocket walk past his table and blow off his head
Where would you find the weapon? :D
@bigcimmerian: I own one.....
@god_of_batman: He would probably give you the nullifer.
@wolverine08: Wait, someone on the internet spelling "arse" correctly!? WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS!?!
@Baldy said:
Batman in a stomp against all of you at the same time.
Agreed.
I've had a virtual reality helmet since I was 8 and I've learned all 127 martial arts in virtual reality including 10 Batman doesn't know. I also got a mark 7 Ironman suit which comes to me whenever I call for it. I win 10/10
I fan boy it up and shake bats hand irl and then proceed to take as many pictures as possible... I'm not fighting
In all seriousness, you probably could kill Batman using the knowledge he's Bruce Wayne in a surprise attack.
Given Batman's morals and my knowledge of him…I'd destroy his life and he'd be powerless to stop me. Every two bit hood he punched in the face would file a million dollar lawsuit against him once I exposed his identity. Seriously, I'd simply contact a law firm and start a class action suit.
I'm not a criminal, Batman kinda is… stock in Wayne Enterprise would drop over night…he'd probably be arrested….and he can do what to me?
@bones309: damn......
heh...hur...hmph...heh...hee...chuckle...hee...aheh...snort...ha...hahah...chuckle...hee hee...SNORT...heeheehee...HEEHEE..HAHAHAHAHA...LLLAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHIN' MY BUTT OFF....SNORTGIGGLEROFL......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Yeah, sure, then I'll poop diamonds, spin gold from my (now) nonexistent hair, and have my two friends cradle me while I give birth to Galactus.
HEEE HEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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