YOU vs Batman

- Yes this is you against current Batman

- Batman has standard equipment and no prep, but you have 3 months prep to take him down and also you can call 2 more friends to help

- Your morals are off, Batman has morals on, can you take him out?

I don't need 3 months of prep. I already know he's Bruce Wayne so....

@comicdude23: Exactly: I'd invite Bruce wayne over to a nice charity dinner with every dish overloaded with poison.

In before nerds think they can actually beat Batman.

I pick up his comic and rip it up. I win.

yes i can iam a beast

There'd be a dead bruce wayne.

Obama can.

Batman in a stomp against all of you at the same time.

Banana peel or revolving door(cape gets stuck). Surprised Joker hasn't thought of this yet lol

@Baldy said:

Batman in a stomp against all of you at the same time.

Agreed.

in 3 months I'd come up with some clever excuse to get out of fighting Bats.

If I had to fight him I would lose in about 4.5 seconds.

Does crying in the fetal position count as a win? if so, I got this.

@Jayfournines said:

Does crying in the fetal position count as a win? if so, I got this.

LMFAO XD!

I know he is Bruce Wayne, therefore threaten to reveal his identity or get him to train you. If it doesn't work, oh well...it would be worth a try.

Wait, I got it, I can swear my loyal allegiance to Doom and ask him to fight my fight...

I would go to his greatest villians and tell them everything about batman/bruce wayne. They'll do the job. I'll probably die tho. Shoot the messenger and what not...

so I got three whole months of prep time, perfect I will take that..to try and hide and hope to the gods that he doesn't find me and kick my ass!

@Dernman said:

I pick up his comic and rip it up. I win.

LOL

@DocFatalis said:

I'd invite Bruce wayne over to a nice charity dinner with every dish overloaded with poison.

That's what I would do to

@BlueLantern1995 Good plan.

Three months prep?Get in my car and drive to the opposite side of the country, get a name change and a facelift. Bats can't do anything to stop me :)

I'm 12, I ask him to take me under his wing.

I mean who beats up a 12yo?

No one on is site is beating batman in three months,,,he's batman damn it..besides there are many of genius level intellect who tried this and failed miserably

I call Black Adam(he is my friend) and have him rip Batman in half/

Yes i'd get the T-800 on him. Batman would easily die and get his neck snapped.

3 months prep, I call 2 of my rich friends and we set up the battle field rigged for Batman to loose.

There will be 70 Maching Guns facing his location, 80 bombs going off at once and boil the room with 950 •F. While me and my friends drink and watch Bats suffer behind a lot of protection.

- What you thought I was actually gonna fight the God Damn Batman?!!!

Nobody can take me

#im batman

the fact of the matter is, we three months of prep and the fact that I have all of Batman's history at my finger tips, of course I would beat him

What is to stop me walking in to his office which would have to be real and unloading during a meeting. Or shooting him when his back is turned while he talks with someone as Bruce Wayne. It says I don't have morals, so why the hell wouldn't a face him head to head. I wouldn't even take the 3 months.

Full auto tech nine, already cocked. Spray at his head when his back is turned while talking.

He'd be dead as hell.

I win this in God-Stomp

@bossmonster: Hahahahahahahahahahaha. No.

I can take him by myself, no prep!

#OverConfidenceIsMyWeakness

I love how everybody is implying that when Batman is out of costume, he is as weak as a kitten. "I get a gun, walk in to Wayne's office and stomp" - implying Ra's Al Ghul, Talia, or Hugo Strange have never tried that... the minute you pull out the gun you're going down

id get taken down by alfred before i even set foot inside the manor...

Easy curb stomp, I'd destory batty. And he can bring back up. Reason why, first I'm an inventor and in the dc verse where theoretical becomes fact I'd be able to out move flash. And hit with more force then the bigbang just saying

@hulk_post_absolute_power: ...What?

Batman would beat the crap out of me and everyone else here, esp. the ones who actually think they'd stand a chance... naw he'd probably just kill them.

I and many other people would need a lot of training and skills to beat someone like Batman.

No one wins. Poison Bruce Wayne? The dude has resisted what was stated, Scarecrows most potent toxin. Everyone else who thinks they can win, can't.

I curbstomp.

Batman godstomps you and Wolverine at the same time.

I am Master Chief. I can take him out.

Would he be aware of my presence during the entire time? If not, just do it the old-fashioned way and pop him when he's at some fancy gala when he's out of costume. I don't have to be precise, just have an easily concealable and rapid-firing automatic weapon and spray into his backside, though if I were thinking about being more precise, just shoot him from afar when he steps out of his limo. Alternatively, look up when the next Bruce Wayne-sponsored event will be scheduled and rig the place to blow. No announcement, no fanfare, no gloating about how I have the place rigged, just have it blown to hell as soon as he steps foot into it... hey, you did say no morals on my end after all, I'm not trying to take him on when he's at his best. :P

If he's aware that I'm tailing him and he's kitted out, eh... admittedly there's not much that I can really do, he has too many resources (money, information, tech) at hand for me and two dinks to deal with.

3 months prep? I would go beg Stan Lee to give me a plot device capable of killing Batman.

I'm gonna be as honest as i can so. Batman would win.

LMFAO

People act like Batman hasn't already gone against most of the obstacles listed on this forum lol

Come on people, you can't be that weak.

i call my o'l friends Superman and Hal Jordan to help me out.

Shoot him in the chin?