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batman has turned mad and starts to kill everyone so he is teleported to the rambo 2 jungle
and you are the only human volunteer that goes to hunt him
 
you have 1 month prep
350 batman comics to know his patterns and how he thinks
you are given a rambo knife  
batman doesn't have his lethal gadgets
 
for me i may have a chance, i bench 240pounds ,practice classic muay thai for like three years
and three athletic gold medals in college
 
so tell why you can beat him and describe your battle in the rambo jungle

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#2  Edited By Mr. Dead Pool
@higher_evolutionary: I die and so does anyone else. Batman knows at least over a 1000 ways to kill someone with his bare hands!!!
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#3  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

unless i enlist the help of others...i lose...badly

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#4  Edited By TheMightyAvenger

Bats can bench much more than I can, and he is much better at fighting than me, so he kills me.

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@TheMightyAvenger said:
Bats can bench much more than I can, and he is much better at fighting than me, so he kills me.
a warrior's spirit is sometimes enough
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#6  Edited By TheMightyAvenger
@higher_evolutionary: Wait a sec can i lay traps and stuff or just hone my skills.
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#7  Edited By nefarious

I lose.

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#8  Edited By thesilverbeatle

I win because I'm the Silver Beetle

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#9  Edited By DarthRahl90

Or since I apparently live in the DC universe now, I could just let the other super heroes deal with it instead.  I'd really rather not go on a suicide mission you know. :P

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#10  Edited By coolbeans

Everyone here would get raped man, this is like mentioning Justin Bieber's name in a room full of hipsters, you are going to die.

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@TheMightyAvenger: of course you can i said one month of prep
but there has to be an encounter and the battle can take as long as it takes
you can take him like this
  
  but not that exaggerated
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#12  Edited By MarvelJackAss433

I'd lessen the amount of water in his body until he dies of dehydration :-)

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lol now thats innovative
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#14  Edited By buttersdaman000

one month prep?
I use satellite to pin point his location and I study what he does for that whole month.
When its finally time, I go into the jungle when he sleeps. 
I shoot him in the head.
I win.

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#15  Edited By MarvelJackAss433

Or I could use my Equipment:

Coyotes-

Coyotes are one of Leo's many personal vehicles.The engine is located in the front of cart,it self-runs using a system that shreds any obstacles that fall into it's swirling blades by grinding the opposition into fuel for it to use.It has dual blasters attached as well.

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The Companion-

His personal Crossbow he carries EVERYWHERE.It has a bolt for every situation and every enemy.It weighs about 60 pounds,making it only usable by someone with a good amount of strength.It is the best of all his weapons,and the oldest.

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Twisted Riff-

The Chainsaw knife!Wonderful weapon of Leo's own creation.He made it run on blood,converting it into energy in a similar way to how vampiric creatures do.
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Wolfeniz ER's-

A Drug Leo developed,"Wolfeniz ER's" are a made to either slow or cure lycan's disease,to induce a transformation for lesser,untrained lycanthropes,to help lycans control themselves during their transformations,or to completely turn one's self into a lycan permanently.
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The Lunar Colossus-

This massive ship is capable of aerial and even space travel.It was made in reference to Leo's ability to grow more powerful when the Moon shines bright.It has a array of weapons and functions,and a full strike force of Legion Lycans working it inside.
 
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sorry rambo knife in h2h only but you could lay traps

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#17  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
@Mr. Dead Pool said:
I die and so does anyone else. Batman knows at least over a 1000 ways to kill someone with his bare hands!!!
This. No one has a chance.
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so no one thinks he can take the damn batman
 
then how about the 
batman and robin one

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#19  Edited By JediXMan  Moderator

I lose.

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#20  Edited By TheCerealKillz

We all die.

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#21  Edited By Amazingoctus

Batman is too skilled. This may or may not be a joke thread, but I'm not joking. Batman is too fast, strong and intelligent for anyone on this site to beat him.
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#22  Edited By SpidermanWins
@thesilverbeatle said:

I win because I'm the Silver Beetle

No you don't
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#23  Edited By thesilverbeatle

@SpidermanWins said:

@thesilverbeatle said:

I win because I'm the Silver Beetle

No you don't

Hahaha yes you're probably right. Nice name by the way.

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#24  Edited By SpidermanWins
@thesilverbeatle said:

@SpidermanWins said:

@thesilverbeatle said:

I win because I'm the Silver Beetle

No you don't

Hahaha yes you're probably right. Nice name by the way.

lol thanks
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#25  Edited By StarKiller809

I would be murdered within 10 second.

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#27  Edited By MarvelJackAss433
@higher_evolutionary: Just displaying.I could batman with gadgets ^__^
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#28  Edited By Belphegor

I call Storm for back up.

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#29  Edited By armylife1124

If I am VS Batman that writer needs to be fired immediately.  Especially since the comic only lasts 4 pages, the cover, the first page setting up your Batman in the jungle scenario, the 3rd me getting ready to go in, and 4th me dying a unspectacular death.

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#30  Edited By Final Arrow

Can I say this is spite against us...it feels wrong.