You vs Batman

The Joker has caught you, and has kept you imprisoned. The batman comes to rescue you, only for the Joker to have caught him in a room with has chambers, The batman tries to find his gas mask but sees that someone has taken it, and must endure the gas joker has in store, However, the Joker being who he is, fills the room with Batman in it with THC, also known as marijuana smoke and hot boxes Batman with so much weed that he starts to trip balls. Then he puts batman in the room where you are in, and tells you that you have to kill Batman with a choice of either a katana, chainsaw, or a crowbar or he will kill your entire family. Batman looks at you and declares "Brah, I thought we were frendz fo life!" Who wins?

The katana he dodges and hits me and i go down the chain saw i spend 5 minutes tryna start it the joker flips and shoots me the crowbar bats dodges and 1 shots me. I go to punch he snaps my arm. Batman on drugs is still batman.

No one can beat drugged Batman.

Why would I fight myself?

Drugged Batman in R.I.P still defended Honor Jackson from a group of thugs with ease.

Only way I'm taking this is if I get equal weed amp.

Batman can transcend being high and still save me and my family and put the Joker in prison again.

Only way I'm taking this is if I get equal weed amp.

I stomp.

Batman has no weed feats therefore I auto win

I don't attack him and he saves me using his dank batweed amp.

I am Batman.

So Batman with a slight reaction time, aggression, and focus debuff will still win against any of those weapons.

Batman

Chainsaws are Batman's Kryptonite, so obviously I stomp.

i throw some doritos next to him. batman has the munchies and gets distracted eating them long enough for me to chainsaw him in half

Batman solos everyone on comicvine with only one leg let alone drugged

After I am done with him.

I am pretty sure I have waaaaay more experience fighting in a cloud of THC, you are in my dojo now Batman.