You possess an enchanted weapon that grants you one power. Your weapon and power are chosen for you via Random Page. For yourWeapon, for yourPower. When you respond, make sure to place what Weapon and Power you received, and how you can use them to defeat your opponent (Batman).
The Knowing!
Batman has 5 hours of prep. He knows who you are, what your morals and what your mannerisms are, but is not aware of the extent of your Weapon or Power. Batman can locate you on the map, however, he is on the other side of town and would take him at least 30 minutes to get to you on foot. Batman cannot use any vehicles but can use any tools he carries within or on his belt (for example, his grappling gun). He feels you are dangerous and must be taken down. Because the timeframe is during the day, Batman has no advantages given to him at night.
Where Are You?
You have been placed at an abandoned town not far from the US-Canada border, where Batman has tracked you. Batman is entering the town from the south on the ground, whereas you are hiding to the north on top the roof of a tall building. As per the image below, you are the red X and Batman is the black Circle.
I tried out the fun and gotArmor and Power Kicking. I could probably get away with kicking Batman a few times and being somewhat immune to his physical attacks, though I don't see myself surviving. LOL.
Got http://weapons.wikia.com/wiki/Sword and http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Wall_Generation ( I think that I can create a wall that doesn't let pass the oxygen and the I suffocate the Bat)
I guess I just pretend to surrender when Bruce gets there, and when he's going to restrain me I blow half the city up. Although, I'm not sure if that'd count as a win because I would die too...
Sounds lame, until I read Dazzler's wiki entry about how she can use her powers. I'd essentially be invisible to any sound-based sensors, would be completely silent, flashbangs and other sound-based weapons will only make me stronger, I can make my rifle completely silent, and I can use the absorbed sound offensively in the form of intense lasers, heat, or electricity, defensively in the form of an energy shield, obfuscate by using light energy to overload and damage his sensors to use to my advantage, and can use the energy manipulation aspect to increase my overall mobility.
I can be completely reckless and shoot off the loudest rifle available and absorb its sound to supercharge myself, collapse a building or two with the absorbed energy to create an much greater reserve of power, and then just lie in wait for nearly half an hour for Batman to get to me while he's wondering what the hell is going on in the distance.
Super Strength doesn't equal Super durability.With his belt, stealth ,and fighting skills he could take me down before I could even throw a car at him. The gun wouldn't do me no good either.
With earth energy manipulation I think flight comes with it correct me if Im wrong I think that the gardner gun would be kind of useless because it's huge and not portable. But I think I can wreck Batman because if I'm controlling the elements of the earth then I don't see how he can avoid me or my attacks
Apparently with Temperance Empowerment I get Enhanced Durability, Supernatural Stamina, Supernatural Strength, and Supernatural Regeneration. I beat him in a fight. Simple enough plan.
Can definitely win with the combination of the two powers. Make him think we are allies and shoot him when his back is turned or even make him forget his parent's death and training altogether!
Now I just need TCG Manipulation and I'll win. Despite Batman being a master strategist, I don't think he'll win this children's card game, where it never existed in his world and he never played it before. The Shadow Game will probably proceed like Noah's Arc from Yugioh, where we both get to select our deck from all the cards. So...Batman would probably pick the worst deck ever.
Edit: I guess the fairer Shadow Game would be a Dungeon Dice Monster instead of Duel Monster, as Dungeon Dice Monster allows access to a helper that's like a Wikipedia. But if I do that, Batman will probably beat me like how Yugi defeated Duke. Duel Monster it is!
Power - Pyrokinetic Creature Creation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Creature_Creation)
Outcome - According to the OP batman does know my powers so it is assumed he'll be taking precautions against flames. Depending on the magnitude of my powers though, I think I should be able to defeat him if I can, for example, wrap him in a flame vortex whilst peppering him with my bullets. Another round to me.
Power - Beast Morphing (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beast_Morphing)
Outcome - This really depends on what kinds of beasts I can morph into. I would be able to close the distance quickly by morphing into a flying creature but I don't know if i'd be able to carry my weapon etc. However I should be able to win this unless the best I can do is like a tiger. Another round for me.
Round 4:
Weapon - Sword (good ol swords eh?)
Power - Smog Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Smog_Manipulation)
Outcome - A more interesting battle. Due to the preparation I am inclined to say that Batman wins this one. My only real attack would be poisonous smog, which he would easily bypass with a simple mask. The other thing is he would give himself some way such as heat vision to track me so I cant go all sneaky like and come behind him and slit his throat with my sword. To be honest this is all very much reliant on my smog constructs, but I think i've been beat. This round goes to Batman.
Power - Mutation Inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutation_Inducement)
Outcome - I'll let you decide how the battle would go exactly, because there are so many things I could do. OMG THE POSSIBILITIES. Let your imagination run wild, if not, go play prototype ;)
Oh my effin' God. I can't believe I screwed up my own battle and went this long without spotting it. No wonder it felt kind of off. You don't just get a random Weapon and Power. Your Weapon grants you your Power. They're not supposed to be separate. For example; you have a Glock-19 and you pull up Candy Transformation. Your Glock-19 shoots bullets that turn your target into whatever candy. I'm such a reh-tard.
I just "know" the perfect way to beat him, and that I will succeed. For good measure I use my infinite knowledge to become immortal, omnipotent, and most importantly know how to create anti-Batman spray. On second thought I should make anti-anti-anti-batman spray since I know that Batman would be prepared for it.
Batman snaps my weapon in half then quickly immobilizes me with a bola. If I'm lucky enough to give him some kind of virus, he'll undoubtedly cure himself when he gets home.
I'd walk up to Batman carrying a rifle, tell him I'd planned to destroy the world because I could no longer stand living in it, then shoot myself in the head.
The HK P11 is a Heckler & Koch pistol designed as an underwater firearm. Since ordinary-shaped rounds are inaccurate and have a very short range when used underwater, this pistol fires steel darts about 10 cm long. It has five barrels, each of which is loaded with a cartridge, giving the gun a pepper-box appearance, and it is electrically ignited from a battery pack in the pistol grip.[1] After firing all five cartridges, the barrel unit must be sent back to its manufacturer for reloading.
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Orbital Debris Manipulation
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I fill up a bathtub, l sit down in it with my stupid undetwater gun, then start bunching up debris into a mass large enough to survive reentry and I blitz him with my burning ball of space garbage. Then i implant pieces in his limbs and make him fly over to me and get in the tub where I shoot him with my stupid f#%$ing underwater gun.
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Wait, my gun is combined with my power? Then I point it at him, he laughs, n I shoot a satellite at him. Runnerups were a meteor, a chunk of ice, an astronaught, a space wrench, and a log of floating space dooky. He should be dead if the objects are moving as fast as they do in space. If not, I'll manipulate them to be.
@jeepeh: wtf is Typhoportation? Is it not as effective as it sounds?
Just looked, wth man!!! Its teleportation as smoke! You have the James Bond gun! You're golden!
According to OPs rules, your gun and power are combined...so you either teleport where you shoot (teleport into Batman and explode him with yourself), or you can just teleport while holding the gun in which case uh uk where he's starting lol. Ur good, meng
@sleightofhand: #44 Posted by SleightOfHand (15 posts) - 1 hour, 28 minutes ago - Show Bio
I'd walk up to Batman carrying a rifle, tell him I'd planned to destroy the world because I could no longer stand living in it, then shoot myself in the head.
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A very crafty answer for a very crafty name...good Steve jobs.
Ax+Future Embodiment (absolute precog, ability to change the future without universal consequences)
I go Nicolas Cage (Next) on Batman's candy a$$.
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The Gardner gun was an early type of mechanical machine gun. It had one or two barrels, was fed from a vertical magazine or hopper and was operated by a crank. When the crank was turned, a feed arm positioned a cartridge in the breech, the bolt closed and the weapon fired. Turning the crank further opened the breechblock and extracted the spent round.
+ Brand Entity Creations (can create and delete entities based on Brands. Like Tony the Tiger or Ronald McDonald)
I hate to say it, but i turn that crank and shoot My Little Ponies at him cuz thats just friggin hilarious.
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Colt M4 + Pure Stellar Manipulation (not that cool...its pure "nice and friendly" energy in the form of light, counters Dark Stellar Energy. It includes manipulating light in harmless ways like making signs and illuminating places, and its also basically the Heart Ring from Captain Planet)
I shoot fully auto beams of light that banish the hate and evil in Batman's heart and make him not wanna fight me, n I "borrow" his grapnel then push him off the roof. Then I shoot him, tell him to come back up, n do it again, ad nauseum.
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Shuriken + Bronze Mimicry (I am Bronze)
I hold them between my fingers like brass knuckles since they won't cut me, then wait on a weaker looking roof. When Batman shows, I go jump n go full metal, collapsing the roof and allowing me to capitalize and bludgeon his face in while he's stunned. I dont believe Batman has anything standard that can tango with a bronze man....im starting to doubt if its possible to lose..
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Flail + Life Magic
I wait on the street for Batman, let the flail touch the ground, it eats him. Can I get a regular gun for once? One more try...
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Flail + Interstellar travel (power to travel FTL through space)
Wtf...I'm not sure how that would work. Best case, I hold it up and Batman touches it and gets BFRd to death. Worst case....I have a flail, Batman beats me up. I quit lol
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