You vs any Super Hero/ Super Villian

Ok ok, this sounds stupid. You guys are probitily like *WTF how can I beat someone with super powers or a martial arts master???* Well, heres what I am going to do to make it alittle more far, but not too one sided for you guys. Lets say that you want to take over the universe? You are starting from ground zero, meaning you are in your house at this instance reading this, but your in either the Marvel or DC universe *Your choice* Lets say that all of a sudden, A Portal Gun from the game, drops down right in front of you, and it is able to make a portal on any surface/ Also the Gaultlet from Singulatrity with unilimited power drops right in front of you too. Also, A timeshift suit with the durablity of master chiefs armor falls down too. You see the mail man out side come to your door with a package, its from TOAA/Presence and hes giving you the Blades of Olympus from God of War. Your able to hold and weild all of these items with relative ease, also the Golden Flece from God of war too *able to reflect/absorb very powerful attacks* Suddenly, you have the possibility of taking over the universe. Remember, you have pretty much as much prep time as can be, no Super Hero or Supervillian knows you!! So, what would you do to fulfil your dream? How would you go about taking over the universe? Do you still think you can do it?

Try to be as serious as possible, but I also enjoy reading funny comments too :P

The best defense is a good offense, so I'd systematically slaughter all that have the power to oppose me.  That's really the only step.

Target every major villain first ,than go after the heroes I think odin would be the last on my list,then Id go after Professor X and start my way from there it would be HELLA fun.

P.S. This was an amazing post man.

Wouldn't it be a better idea to attack your most powerful foes first, before they even have knowledge of your existence?

Me vs Ra's al Ghul. I win.

" I could take Hydra Bob ^_^ "

I'll take Squirrel Girl with my .22! lol

As for the idea of getting an item that will help  take over the world... I'm thinking an Orange Lantern power ring would do best.

hahaha forget all that equipment, give me a gun and a large sponge and i could destroy the wonder twins... 

Man, the most important thing missing here is something that can make you super intelligent!

I would use the infinte power of the gauntlet to locate the infinity well and use it to gain create knowledge.

I would use my new found knowledge to aquire the infinity gauntlet and all the gems.

I would merge with the fully powered infinity guantlet so I would be second only to the living tribunal and one above all.

Use my newfound power to gain the heart of the universe becoming the supreme being of the marvel universe gaining unrivaled omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipressence.

I would merge with the heart of the universe,

I would use my newfound power to steal galactus's ultimate nulifyer (able to destroy anything even the embodyment of death itself).

I  would use my power to make me the boss of marvels cosmic entities.

I would use my newfound power and weapon to take over as supreme being of the dc universe as well.

I would then fuse the marvel and dc multiverses into one multiverse.

I would battle all the heroes and villians win and convince them to allow me to rule the now combined mutiverse.

I would let the former supreme beings pretty much run things but they would still have'd to refer to me. It would be sort of like a big buisness. So things wouldn't change much.

I would open a portal to the combined multiverse with ours allowing free travel between them. People from are multiverse would be able to visut their's and vice versa.

Technology and security would sky rocket due to advanced comic book technology and super heroes helping out. Comic books sales would sky rocket.

Basicly virtualy everybody would win.

I'd be omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent on supreme being level i'd just think doomsday and thanos out of existance or I could simply use the ultimate nullifyer and choose them as my target. The ultimate nulifyer can destroy anything including the embodyment of death itself. I dout even Doomsday or Thanos could survive a blast from the ultimate nulifyer.

wow thats actually pretty cool, but how the heck do you merge yourself with universal objects of vast power??? Simple I have unlimited power theirfore I could do practicly anything I wanted including merge with universal objects of vast power.

I also most likely wouldn't choose to destroy superman because although he is overpowered in some cases he is still one of the greatest superheroes.

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