Closest object to my left is a sword (by my bed, I don't carry a sword around with me or anything. Lol).. Round 1 is looking pretty good for me.
Does my dog count as an object? He is to my right. He is almost as large as Titus, who has been doing really well for a non-kryptonian, non-magical, non-big-red dog against enemies such as hell-creatures from Apokolips.
I actually might have a chance... Against an old, old man. I'm gonna be the diabetes to his Wilfred Brimmley. I'm gonna take advantage of him like QVC (or other shopping network) does to other old people. I'm gonna... Wait I've got one more... Um... I'm gonna hit him like the financial collapse and recession in the US did to so many elderly (so hard that the only job he'll be able to do afterwards is greeting shoppers at Walmart). That got kinda dark...
Alfred probably wins a majority over me due to sheer grit. I may pull 3/10 thanks to osteoporosis and andropause though.
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