You vs African Lion

You

• Can choose between Brass Knuckles, A Bat or a Swiss Army Knife.
• Fight starts 100 feet away.
• You can pick 2 friends.
• To the death.
• A blood lusted 600 pound African Lion.

I lose

God, knowing me, I'd probably puss out, throw my weapons away and run.

I win with a Bat.

Hmmmm....A bat is the best bet. Especially if it is a metal bat. OR BATMAN!!! But if it was me, I'm 5'11 and 1/2 and weigh, 160, I would get my cousin who is 6'2 and 210 pounds, and then my retired marine uncle who is 5'10 and about 200 pounds. My uncle could use the brass knuckles maybe with good results. IDK how the swiss army knife could be any good, only knife with good results would have to be at least a deer knife. My cousin would probably use a bat aswell. Even then i'd give it to the lion 7 times out of 10. Only way I could see someone having the majority in this battle is if someone was friends with John Cena or a navy seal.

All three of these weapons require the Lion to be within about 3 feet of me. In such a case I'm dead.

Anyone who even entertains the idea of winning the majority here is kidding themselves.

I run faster than I ever have before.

I die

I pee and s**t all over myself and the lion leaves in pity and disgust while I cry like a little girl.

I kill African Lions like...everyday of my life. I don't see what the big deal is... :P

Swiss Army Knife is the best bet. If you can survive a bite when they tackle you, you can stick the knife in it's neck. But the bat isn't likely to do much, you'll tire long before it does.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

I lose, the weapons might as well not be there. I might be able to get in a stab or two with the Swiss knife, before the lion mauls me horribly. If I survive, I'm crippled for life. Lion 10/10.

My friends and I? cmon thats a stomp. Im not trolling or lying

listen

illpick my big friend to be bait and while he munching on him, me and my sparring partner(whos my friend) mess up that lion. Especially since his uncle hunted animals back home

Weapons? AND friends? too easy. I'd kick the lion in the balls, sever its carotid artery with my teeth and make a Hercules-esque cape out of its hide.

This is me after the fight

A lion is getting speed blitzed .

i take the bat and wait for him to attack me, as soon as he opens his mouth i put the bat in his mouth with all the strenght i have and try to choke him or at least make him lose interest in me while i run away

lion wins 9/10 but at least this way i got a chance... i guess

Lion.

if me and 2 friends can formulate a plan we win otherwise lion

How is anybody actually supposed to win with those weapons? lol

Do my friends also get weapons? If all three of us have a metal baseball bat we have a chance but most likely one of us would die. If only I get the weapon all of us will most likely die.

The lion would kill everyone here. They can kill someone in one swipe.

No human alive can win against bloodlusted African lion in this scenario.

If you think you have a chance, you either are drunk or watch way too many movies.

First off why is this lion where there is snow? They are evolving... Run.

yeah no one ever in time is wining against a lion with a fucking swiss army knife you cant even stab with that thing it will cut your fingers

Everyone is gutted and eaten within a short amount of time. A 600 pound African Male lion would be massive and it's one swipe would hit harder than a professional heavyweight boxer. Oh wait let's not forget the STEAK KNIVES attached to their paws. You literally have no chance with above weapons. I'll take a spear any day in melee range.

Nobody on this site lasts beyond the first hit.

I lose

Hopefully it will be quick and painless.

Best bet would be to take a metal bat and take the two knifes from your friends to fashion a spear-like weapon. Even then you're dead.

@etheral_dreams: one man with a sword could kill a lion. as I said in my previous comment if my friends can get weapons too, three adult men that can all bench over 250 pounds with metal baseball bats have a chance. However if I'm the only one with a weapon we obviously lose.

@alextheboss: With 3 metal baseball bats what percentage do you think you and your friends have?

Get behind and choke the lion out...

Or die trying.

I'm dinner.

I pick brass knuckles or a bat depending on the type of bat. Do my 2 friends get a weapon? We can definitely win but I'd still give the lion a slight majority at least. If all 3 of us get a bat we'd mess it up pretty bad and it would take out 1 at most.

@waking_dreamer: I couldn't really say. I would think the lion would get one of us, but while the lion is grabbing one of us the other two could break its legs. If we can manage to break its legs quick we would be able to beat it to death. However if the lion just rushed us one after the other we would be screwed, however that wouldn't be very likely for a lion to do that.

My friends Ino and Choji and I take him out. I'll use the army knife.

The ferocity of a bloodlusted lion is truly intense though.

Even if one of your friends is planning to be sacrificed, I dont know how much damage you can do before the lion turns around on you.

Me: 5'9, 180-ish lbs, armed with baseball bat

Friend 1: 6'1, 250 lbs, armed with brass knuckles

Friend 2: 5'4, 100 lbs, armed with knife.

Plan:

Me and Friend 1 take the Lion head on. We challenge it and the beast roars. As it opens it's mouth to release the mighty roar Friend 2 dives down it's throat and cuts up it's insides.

I would have to luck out and it him on him temple. If he rushes, than I'm dead 10/10.

3 grown men all armed with metal baseball bats might take out the lion, multiple strikes to the head could kill or make it retreat. No way all three men are making it out alive though if they do win.

Me: 6"6 300 pounds, built boxer. Armed with a bat.

Friends: 6'5 360 pounds, also a boxer. Armed with brass knuckles.

Friend: 6'3 320 pounds. Not trained, but a tough guy. Armed with knife.

Two of us grab the lion and hold him down while the other uses the weapons.

We win 8/10 matches.

That would be assuming all 3 of you & your friends are in shape, have nerve of steel, and combat training. The lion is bloodlusted in the OP so it's not backing down. There are videos of lions taking shots to the head and keep coming. I realize that's 2 different kinds of damage, but that's some incredible pain tolerance feat for the lions.

lol am i the only real man who tried to solo?? haha

1. Don't keep any fat company so you can bet they'll be in shape. All my friends are thick, solid and tight.
2. Where in my post did I hint to any combat training? Since when does someone need combat training to use a baseball bat. I hit my brother in the face with a baseball bat when I was 3, put him in a coma and he eventually died from his injuries. Didn't have any combat training but I got the job done, didn't i?
3. Bloodlusted? lets see how he feels after I crack this pussycat's skull with an aluminum baseball bat.

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Make Sure It Is a Battle

The battle forum is for actual fights between characters. Things like 'who has the coolest power' or 'who gets the most chicks' ARE NOT BATTLES. Just because you put 'vs' in the title, does not automatically make it battle forum worthy. They should be placed in general discussion or in off-topic (depending on what they're about). As well, fights with characters who are not comic book or manga characters or haven't featured predominantly in comic books or manga (Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris, Barney Stinson vs Joey Tribbian etc) do not belong in the battle forum, either.

@shawnbaby: Chill out guy i've never seen before. This thread is mildly amusing, no need to piss in everyone corn flakes :P

Lion wins unless i get 2 days prep

I fail to see how pointing out that this thread against the battle forum equals pissing on anyone's cornflakes