You vs. a Sumo Wrestler

No prep, Bloodlust on, morals off, you can push him out of the ring, knock him out, and, play dirty but no weapons.

Battle takes place at a sumo Ring

It could go either way leaning a little more towards the sumo wrestler.

The Sumo wrestler has the home field advantage but I might be able to pull of a win with quick thinking and a lot of luck.

This depends on a large factor -- does the sumo wrestler play by sumo rules? If he's just trying to push me around then eventually I'm gonna end up hurting him. If he is trying to strike me, well, those guys are stronger and heavier than I am by a great deal. I'd lose.

I poke him in the eyes, kick him in the nuts, knock him out, then roll him out the ring

@joygirl: He can only push you out of the ring, and is 400lbs.

seriously, unless the person replying here is weighs/pushes at least 400 lbs and/or a sumo wrestler, there's no way anyone can win here

Lol if he is doing only sumo stuff and I can fight normally and I am bloodlusted im pretty confident I would win.

even going for the eyes and the balls i still get by ass kicked and so will all non milatary / martial arts viners

@kyrees: Um no I'm not 400 lbs lol!

You can't knock out at person? No matter how strong a person is he/she is still as fragile as any human. A sumos fat is protecting his body below is head. The head is a good target.

I could do it

@ssjdarthplagueis: knocking a person out is a lot harder despite what popular media says.

Its really not that hard to push 400 pounds...

Sumo Wrestler.

@kyrees: Oh no it's easy just like how it's easy to snap a neck....I know it's not that simple dude.

So you don't know how to fight?

I get turned into his new floor-mat. I mean I'm like a stick figure. I'd be screwed.

you can push 400 pounds. can everybody that reply here do so ? can everybody that replies here push 400 pounds of fat, meat and bones ?

He's not ready for me...no one is...

@ssjdarthplagueis: you are overratting the fragility of the human body. can you honestly snap someone's neck easily ? do you honestly expect the person who you are snapping his/her neck to just stand there and let you do it ?

why are you indicating that i do not know how to fight when you are the one babbling on knocking out people so easily as you so say ?

@kyrees: I guess you didn't get that I was joking about snaping necks and knocking people out.

I lose.

@ssjdarthplagueis: you were joking and yet you asked that i don't know how to fight. that's a joke?

dont we all?

@kyrees: I just ask if you don't know how to fight that's all. Sorry if I pushed a button.

I'll be more careful on what I say and mean.

I could, but not without risking my identidy

This!!!!

Most normal, non-military trained, non-martial arts trained, non-boxers, who claim they can knock a person out easily are lying. Even a martial artist knows how hard it is to knock someone out.

The sumo wrestler owns me xDDDDDD

@lucano: I never said I could. I just believe anyone can knock out anyone in any given day.

I've already battled a sumo wrestler.

I lost.... but that's real life. If I use my comic feats I win. YaY

good day

@ssjdarthplagueis: I know I can't xD

And I know most people can´t unless they have a mighty crowbar, or the likes.

... the guy has 200 pounds on me and is a hell of a lot stronger, I get super owned.

@lucano: All I got to say is the almighty power of adrenaline.

@ssjdarthplagueis: I'm just saying that he is a trained wrestler on what it is actually a martial art. Most people has zero self defense training. Even bloodlusted it would be tough as hell. Maybe if I was defending either my mom or my gf, then maybe I would have the needed adrenaline rush to do some damage, if not KO the guy.

I am the Goddamn Master Chief, I'll just flip him out of the ring.

the fat guy ends up sitting on top of me. OUCH!!!!!!!

I brought pie, i stomp.

I stomp.

My tactic is supreme:

1. Fling Twinkie into the front row.

2. Await Sumo Self BFR FTW.

Only if I play dirty, such as groin attack or eyes-jabbing.

I do have good deal of knowledge in anatomy (thanks to my major) and intermediate survival training, I think I could pull this off if I strike vulnerable spot. I go to the gym pretty often for many years now, and I think I have agility advantage over Sumo.

Sumo Wrestler stomps and I'm not afraid to admit it XD

Maybe just to him, some people can be touchy on here lol.

@eisenfauste: Nah it's understandable. I do tend to confuse people on what I say sometimes. When I said to him, "Don't you know how to fight," I didn't mean to say it in a making fun of him, assumption, or anything else like that.

Sumo stomps, possibly literally.

I chop block him, then i lift him and throw it away from ring. Done

I tickle him to submission !

Take his legs out

@experio: their legs look like tree trunks. I really think I would get crushed if he falls the wrong way

That won't turn out so well for me unless I fight dirty in this situation.

....and I would still lose if I do.

... at risk of sounding arrogant, I feel very sorry for the sumo who can only abide by his trade's rules while I not only can do whatever but actively want to kill him and show no restraint in trying.

Sumo is a viable method of attacking an adversary, by all means, but completely restricting them in that way handicaps him severely. Anyone with real fighting experience is going to have a big advantage. After he shoves me the first few times and I manage past his guard (or worse, trip him onto the ground) he probably isn't going to be able to get me off of him and I am going to be biting OFF parts of his face. He dies from severe hemorrhaging.