You vs a Pokémon

You are teleported into the Pokemon World by Mister Mxyzptlk to fullfie his boredoom before it's kill him. Then you can fight the following pokémons with the weapons and equipement available at the challenge:

Pokemon 1:

If you decide to fight Charizard you can choose either:

-A Fully Combat Medieval Armor with longsword and shield.

-A water gun with 3 liters of water.

Pokemon 2:

If you decide to fight Raticate you can choose either:

-A BB gun with 5 bullets.

-Rat killer spray with one shot.

Pokemon 3:

If you decide to fight Gengar you can choose either:

-Call 2 members of the Ghost Busters team to aid you.

-Get a camera from Fatal Frame series.

-Summon a ghost to aid you (the Ghost can be killed by Gengar).

Pokemon 4:

If you decide to fight Steelix you can choose either:

-A flamethower with limited ammunition (but still enough to burn a castle).

-A war tank with a single shoot.

-One of your friends as bait and a a Bazooka with 2 shoots.

Pokemon 5:

If you decide to fight Kyurem you can choose either:

-You and three friends with flamethowers.

-30 hours of training with batman and Pai Mei so you can use yor ksills agaisn't Kyurem.

-7 Swat soldiers heavily eqquiped.

Pokemon 6:

If you decide to fight Mewtwo you can choose either:

-200 army soldiers heavily equipped and two tanks.

-You as a master on 10 different martial arts.

-Kuririn and Yamcha from Dragon Ball series as your body guards.

Pokemon 7:

If you decide to fight Salamance you can choose either:

-A military jet F-16.

-You and other 9 guys on WWI Curtis Falcon planes.

-You and 3 guys with rocket launchers.

Pokemon 8:

If you decide to fight Regigigas you can choose either:

-50 soldiers heavily equipped.

-7 war tanks.

-Summon a dinossaur to aid you.

Pokemon 9:

If you decide to fight Beartic you can choose either:

-A rifle with 4 bullets.

-A machete, a bow with 11 arrows and 2 traps of your choice.

-A grizzily bear and all of your pets to protect you.

Pokemon 10:

If you decide to fight Palkia you can choose either:

-All the USA military.

-A nuke.

-Pray for help and get aid from 500 Kung Fu master monks alongside Da lai Lama.

I'm pretty confident that I could kill a Raticate with my bare hands..

Hmmmm nope:

Gnaws on anything with its tough fangs. It can even topple concrete buildings by gnawing on them.

i stomp i have a master ball

@frocharocha: By gnawing on the support beams or whatever is supporting them I would suppose. That's the only thing I'd have to look out for. They don't exactly have any strength feats I couldn't match...

I have the balls to pull this off

I'd totally go against Gengar!

Ghostbusters

• Winston Zeddemore
• Egon Spengler

Ghost Aide

• I'd summon Ghostfreak from the Ben 10 Series

I don't think Gengar stands much of a chance at this point. Spengler is the brains behind the Ghostbusters and created all of their equipment and Zeddemore has a marine background, atleast in the novel. Ghostfreak has TK & Energy Projection so that'd come in handy.

GENGAR IS GOING DOWN.

Raticate is way too fast. Gengar match looks promising but I don't see how Krill in wouldn't destroy mew two. If his power level is over at least nappa then he's FTL and can cause nuclear style explosions. Krillin kills m2 and I eat the corpse to gain its power

Hahaha NOPE.

Anyways my best chance is the Beartic. I don't see any special armor or defence to stop .458 win mag bullets, and the bears I have with me would be a good distraction.

Also Mewtwo would be pretty easy, with Yamcha and Krillin.

Aside from the Ghost support being potentially OP due to some characters being super OP, like isn't the spectre technically Hal Jordan's ghost (and he isn't the only OP ghost), gengar would kill most people.

I feel I could do Charizard or steelix depending on how it starts. I just have to get charizard's tail flame, and steelix seems easy if I get bait a friend. I'd totally have to ditch the crap out of that armor first, since it won't do jack, and it's a few hundred pounds of dead weight.

@ximpossibrux: Is there something I'm missing about Raticate? I don't remember anything impressive from the anime...though I could be wrong.

I choose Mewtwo

Wait Kuririn and Yamacha as my bodyguards vs Mewtwo? I will get CURBSTOMPED

So i choose to figh Raticate, his only good attacks are Hyper Fang and Endeavor

@the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk: Anime != Manga. The manga is actually the version of the show the creators wanted, involving all 3 original characters. The pokemon are all much more imposing. depends on if these are manga versions to begin with. or not.

Raticate have teeth that are strong enough to gnaw through steel. They can swim, and they also have the ability to intimidate their foes (although they cannot have the actual Ability).

1 bite from it's super fang and you're toast.

pretty suck equipment options you give no offense.

@frocharocha: Wait, is this real life me that would be paralyzed in fear if a magikarp even came close or me in my mind that knows how to fight and is super brave?

If its the latter i take on the Polar bear ( I'm don't keep up on the new ones names ) with A machete, a bow with 11 arrows and 2 bear traps. I put down the two bear traps close to me, shoot an arrow at it to get its attention, then let it charge into the bear traps. If its still alive after that i stab him in the back.

If its the first, well i die in any scenario.

I could definetly beat gengar with bill Murray. But I pick kyurem because I'd get to meet batman

@frocharocha: As I said, the only thing dangerous about them is their teeth, which shouldn't be that much of a problem to avoid...

Me easily.

Exactly

@banestrokelobogrundybatarrow: Before it noms your hands off?

@joewell:

I'll take Gengar, pick 2 ghostbusters and Danny Phantom.

I win!

I take on Beartic who I should easily be able to kill with a gun since he does not have the speed to dodge, Charizard is a suicide mission

@jgames: I think you could take it assuming you don't start off near him in a straight up confrontation. Ditch the armor, squirt out the tail. Though I don't remember if the tail has special properties in the Manga versions >.<

Sits and cries in the corner

-All the USA military.

-A nuke.

-Pray for help and get aid from 500 Kung Fu master monks alongside Da lai Lama.

ROFLROFLROFL op seriously? You think 500 Kung Fu master monks are at the same level as the entire US military? ARE YOU HIGH!

Gengar, Raticate and Palkia are the only fights i can say with confidence that you have a chance of winning. I don't give a DAM what anyones says, NOBODY is going to beat Charizard. Charizard can melt bolders, hes going to destroy your armor. And if you think your getting close enough to blast his tail with water then ROFL! Blastious who can blast holes in steel couldn't do it, and neither are you.

HAHAHA! OH, oh, oh man HAHAHAHAHA!! DAM your funny as hell, ohh man. GG!

So no one has poked holes in my strategy, do i win?

Some of the optipons were jokes on purpose lol :P But i'm pretty sure a Monk is more skilled in fihghting than some soldiers togheter.

Also keep in mind if that the fire on Charizard tails turns off, he dies.

Mewtwo is the curb stomper of the universe.

Regigigas hauled the continents around. So good luck killing that.

And Palkia is like the Pokemon god of space. You couldn't exist if it didn't like you.

I would go against Beartic or Salamenace as I wouldn't have to get close.

i eat em all

Charizard is fast enough and deadly enough where he speed blitz me before I have a chance to hit him with a water gun

Charzard: I get speed blitzed

Ratticate: Considering Ratticates are faster than Arcanine who can go 6200 miles in one day, again speed blitz...

Gengar: Ohh the options... I win via bodyguard.

Steelix: The flame thrower might work...

Kyurem: Flame throwers or not, I think we loose.

Mewtwo: Krillin AND Yamcha :D

Salamance: I loose, because I choose the Jet before I realize I can't fly it...

Regigigus: Yea, I'm screwed

Beartec: I choose masterballs as my traps :P

Palkia: He can rip holes in reality... I think I may be a little outmatched...