You vs a Great White Shark

-You find a hot guy/girl. You ask her/him to marry you. He accepts. Only if you kill a White shark and bring it to him/her.

-You can bring anything that you have in your house or on the table (incluiding friends.

I have a laptop, a bazooka, a minigun, a toilet seat (don't ask), a pizza, 3 of my friends, a knife and a Heavy Sniper Rifle. In the closet next to my desk, I've got 3 riot shields and a pizza box. GG Shark

Jokes I aint got any of this.... I'm so dead...

I have a green lantern power ring...Booyah

what I'd bring;

Weapon 1 - 2 car batteries & jumper cables, hockey stick, wire cutters, tie ends/duct tape & a backpack which I'll line with a couple black garbage bags. Shock stick.

Weapon 2 - ice chipper stick, disc grinder, 3 60 pound test lines & 3 20 pound cinderblocks. Got me a harpoon. Sharpen the ice pick with the grinder. Braid the lines into one & tie them around the cinderblocks.

Weapon 3 - tree planting shovel & disc grinder. Makeshift longaxe.

Weapon 4 - propane torch on low yield. Lots of fire.

@frocharocha: -You find a hot guy/girl. You ask her/him to marry you. He accepts. Only if you kill a White shark and bring it to him/her.

So even if you ask a girl to marry you, you marry a man no matter what?

Pffft. Not fighting a shark. I'd never convince anyone to help me battle an underwater killer for a girl.

Beata

dude you don't have to go in the water lol people kill sharks all the time. No big deal bra.

Chomp STOMP

Mighty Whitey wins!

Assuming we're not talking about dynamite fishing or trawling the shark.

go get a fish from you freezer tie to a rope. Bring him in & spear him dead. If you got a good thrust you're getting it in real deep.

I have the Infinity Gauntlet.

GG.

@keehn93: Are you related to Macguyver?

I've got some pretty heavy weaponry, and two of my friends have huge lockers full of military grade guns. I'm pretty beast with a crossbow (mostly because I learned after watching Walking Dead). If I can get the shark near me, he goes down. That would be the hardest part.

If the garage counts as part of the house:

- Boat

- Bait

- Firearms

Looks like i'm getting married lol

Me. I'm ready to to wife up my love any second now...

i dont need any weapons, i smash the shark like the nerd it is and take its lunchmoney.

Well considering Oliver is on my table, Oliver solos.

Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nu-uh. No.

STEPS TO KILLING A GREAT WHITE SHARK TO GET MARRIED

Step 1: Be thankful you have someone in your family who works for an airline, making it so that you can go fly somewhere convenient for killing a shark, like somewhere next to an ocean.....or Sea World

Step 2: Use the money that you should hopefully own, and get a boat with gear to go fishing for a shark.

Step 3: Find a shark

Step 4: Get the shark, and bring it back to shore, where it will inevitably suffocate.

Step 5: Get married

Step 6: Get laid

Step 7: If it turns out that the shark was really big, get a bigger boat, battle it in a climatic showdown that will probably end up with you having to sacrifice several of your friends before you end up shooting the gas tank in the sharks mouth.....then realize that's not how things actually work before being eaten by the shark.

Step 8: Shark brings your dead body to the hot boy/girl

Step 9: Shark gets married

Step 10: .......I don't want to think about it

Ultimately, either way, this ends in sex.

Well, i have a harpoon in my house and a good katana replica. i'm fucked :D

I take the woman who asked me to kill the shark, feed her to the shark, and proceed to marry the shark. Game. Set. Match

I have three automatic rifles in my closet, a sniper rifle under my bed, a katana on the wall, a grenade laucnher on the kitchen table, and a functional replica of the Infinity Gauntlet on my desk.

I grew up in a small town in western Canada called Sinclair Mills. Population 28 lol

5 years of Cadets & 4 brothers with no video games. We entertained ourselves. Hunted small game a lot. Fished more. Fixed things & broke things. It's not that hard dude lol just goofed around a lot as a kid.

I had plenty of ideas. I could have made moltovs with jam jars, paint thinner, diesel (burns longer) & a rag. I just don't have the diesel here :( Could've sawed off the barrel to my 20 gauge double barrel. Could've just brought my 30-30 & shot him in the face (probably 3 times it's lever action) after he breaches. But using a gun seems unfair. My compound bow or re-curve (probably my re-curve) with some weaved line attached to a cinder block or a kettle bell would have been great. A pipe saw to put angled knoches into my target arrows (I don't have hunting ones just 18 target ones) to cause them to hook would be great. Or I could take a razor blade from a box cutter & take out the head of my target arrow. Cut a slit down the tip of the arrow. Place the razor in their with some cement glue or maybe some instant-stitch if I don't have cement.

Oh shit if I could steal the D6 from my step dad I could tie a the weave fishing line to the end of the grapple & lasso the shark LOL could you imagine a shark getting caught alive like that? haha

Any of my brothers could do this too. Semi intelligent red necks I guess.

OP is weird

Brutal Mismatch.

I get demolished, but if the fight happens on land, I think I could pull out a win.

If she wanna my death, then i will don't marry her :)

Got enough bug guns ghat could easily do the jon so looks like I'm getting married