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#1  Edited By The_Replicator

You vs these gorillas. With the exception of Round 3, you have only the weapons seen in the video.

Round 1: You, with everyone you see holding a gun in this video to help you, and 70 of these gorillas. Can you make it?

Round 2: You, with a street leveler of your choice, with their standard gear. 100 gorillas.

Round 3: You, with Wolverine, and the Punisher, against 500 gorillas. You need to kill at least 5 before they help you, and you have only a machete.

Can you survive the onslaught?

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#3  Edited By mtuske

No. Nobody could win any round unless running away so Wolverine could handle it counts.

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#4  Edited By Toy13

Round 1 - Can I bring my own gear and will the allies listen to my direction? If yes to both then no problem. If not then we die.

Round 2 - thank you Spidey!

Round 3 - No way any of us is taking 5 of them down with just a crappy blade.

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Round 2 is pretty easy for me. I can't do the other 2.

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#6  Edited By mcdavid

Round 1 : We all die horrible deaths.

Round 2 : I pick scarecrow for his fear toxin gas. Fingers crossed all the gorillas go mental and start killing each other.

Round 3 : No way I can take down 5 gorillas while 500 are attacking me at the same time. Wolverine cracks a joke at my dying, mangled body and calls me bub. Punisher puts me out of my misery. Fin.

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I only survive on round 2, when I pick AoA Nightcrawler to get me the f*ck out, but Logan solos round 3, though I die.

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#8 TheVivas  Online

That movie was sh*t. Lol

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That movie was shi+, yes, but those gorillas scared the living f*ck out of me as a kid. They're so ugly they just don't give a shi+, their answer to anything is just raw rage. You can't reason with something that ugly. Not a single person is passing a single round...you literally asked everyone to beat 5 gorillas at once with a machete. Like....huh? Our skulls get clapped between rocks.

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@toy13 said:

Round 1 - Can I bring my own gear and will the allies listen to my direction? If yes to both then no problem. If not then we die.

Round 2 - thank you Spidey!

Round 3 - No way any of us is taking 5 of them down with just a crappy blade.

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@thelocust619: only the 3rd round needs you to kill 5 first....at least that is how I read it.

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@the_replicator: last time I checked gorillas didn't have amazingly good reflexes so third round I can take five. If you give me a claymore I could probably take 25 before I'm done

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I die soooo horribly in Round 1.

I find somewhere to run and hide while my superhero buddies do all the fighting in rounds 2 and 3.

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@thelocust619: I just watched the movie the other day, expecting some crazy scary gorillas, but was totally disappointed. Lol

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@thevivas: haha I was like 8 or something, all I knew is those things were bigger than me and alot more PO'd

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@toy13: R1 is pointless because that exact group needed a volcano to erupt/assist just to survive

R2 is debatable, but unlikely. True street levelers are wall level. Spiderman, for instance, is well above that line. I can't think of any human character that would overpower 100 permenantly bloodlusted gorillas.

R3 lol at the guy who says he'd take 5. Lol even harder at the fact he thinks he can take 25 with probably the worst weapon he could possibly chose

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@thelocust619: Tbh, I was afraid to watch it because I thought they were going to be crazy scary haha.

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#19  Edited By thelocust619

@thevivas: Hahaha but bruh. They'll rip your brain out and throw it back at you. Bruh.

I'll be completely honest here. My mom went to the bathroom after that movie, little me was so scared I just sat outside the bathroom crying, looking down the hall expecting one to just come out the door at the end and just stare at me, just letting me know how f*cked I was Lmfao...I had that fear for a while, I'd look at lights over a dark horizon and expect to see the silhouette of one of those things just before another comes up and duff me in the back of the head. Nothing else ever scared me in my life as bad as those apes did...n iv spent my childhood jumping off 20+ foot cliffs n dodging trains n stuff for fun.

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i win the second with aid of Ironfist

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1. probably not considering how badly these guys did against like.. 25?

2. yes, hide and watch spidey wreck

3. nobody is killing 1 with a machete, let alone 5

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1) Anyone anywhere would have to be superhuman

2) Is Midnighter still considered street level? Meh, he Door's them into the sun.

3) Same as round 1

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CONGOOOOO! Yes! I came into this thread with the intention of saying: "Have you seen Congo? I get stomped." I stand behind this statement. These things were fast, very powerful, and vicious. Ouch

Round 1: Dead

Round 2: Super Dead...unless maybe I get Bullseye with enough projectiles to kill them before they can get to me.

Round 3: Wolverine watches Punisher and I die.

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1. Probably get wrecked.

2. Batman with prep always win.

3. Other than Wolverine's healing factor, we die.

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1. I try, but still die

2. If Dr Animo's a street leveller, then bring him in and get him to use his telepathic mind-control on the Gorillas- we win! ("And use the Grey Gorillas to go on a rampage and rule the world! Mwahahaha!")

3. I'd like to say that I'd have a chance; but I know full well that I don't.

BTW, where's the battle taking place? If it's in the setting shown, perhaps I could trigger a landslide. I'd still die, of course- but at least I might be able to take those monsters down with me...

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Round 1: Im dead, along with the rest of poor souls.

Round 2: Im sure Deadpool would find this entertaining while i watch them fight.

Round 3: I wouldnt even kill 1, so Wolverine and Punisher will stay at home.

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@thelocust619: battle not scenario.

My caveats are the key - if they will listen to me instead of standing out in the open then we move to the crystal and have a great fatal funnel. Covering a 30 degree area is much easier than multiple 360 degree areas. Steady wall of lead while I am using the things I shouldn't legally have; dropping dozens per throw and thump, plus the "front toward enemy" added protection if everyone is reloading at the same time. Honestly even without my gear the tactics alone should secure a win provided we have enough ammo. After a dozen or so their movement will be severely limited by climbing over their buddies bodies.

Spidey has always been the top end of street level but even without him Danny clears easy, Canary clears easy, and with enough ammo the archers and meta-gunmen (Blade, Slade) clear easy.

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Is this even a challenge? 1 titan = 100 gorillas.

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Round 1 and 3 I die. Round 2 Iron Fist solos

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@mcdavid said:

Round 1 : We all die horrible deaths.

Round 2 : I pick scarecrow for his fear toxin gas. Fingers crossed all the gorillas go mental and start killing each other.

Round 3 : No way I can take down 5 gorillas while 500 are attacking me at the same time. Wolverine cracks a joke at my dying, mangled body and calls me bub. Punisher puts me out of my misery. Fin.

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Round 1: If I get a choice of gear I bring 1 large box of bananas, 1 large box of kittens, and a poster of William Shatner. I become King of the Gorillas. F*** you DeBeers! There's a new kid in town.

Round 2: Ma-Ti the Planeteer I choose you! Again, I become King of the Gorillas. So rich that, to paraphrase Rob Sonic: "I don't got rocks, I got Alps."

Round 3: Are you kidding?! So very dead. I deliberately soil myself as a final act of spite. Although... I am a short, angry, hirsute Canadian so Wolverine may just break the rules to save me...

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@the_replicator: Don't tag me in here. I have no wish to be a part of it.

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Round 1: Gorillas tear me and those guys apart limb from limb

Round 2: Cole Macgrath electrocutes them all

Round 3: Gorilla orgy

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Round 1:Gorillas eat me

Round 2:Spiderman creates a giant web and holds all, we start kicking their as*

Round 3:Maybe I do it steath,if possible...

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#45  Edited By SirNeko

I might have round 2 and I die all other rounds.

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Round 1:I die.

Round 2:Thanks Strode!!!!

Round 3:I get wrecked

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Tikhunt Soloes plz nerf.

But in all seriousness no to all.

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I die

Thank you commander shepard, master chief or luthor strode..

I get stomped.

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I'm so dead