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#1 Edited by AwesomeWolver (14 posts) - - Show Bio

Fight takes place in your house.

Your weapons are brass knuckles.

These are evil bloodlusted german shepards.

#2 Posted by Cjdavis103 (9809 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesomewolver:

I make them lick me I am a dog person they will love me

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#3 Edited by reaverlation (17057 posts) - - Show Bio

I lock myself in my room,get out the window and call the SWAT team

#4 Posted by XImpossibruX (5251 posts) - - Show Bio

You'd be lucky to kill one.

#5 Posted by Juiceboks (10651 posts) - - Show Bio

I doubt most people would be able to beat 2 bloodlusted German Shepherds, let alone 20 of them.

We ALL lose.

#6 Posted by Wolverine08 (45540 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp.

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#7 Edited by GhostRider2 (3571 posts) - - Show Bio

I call my people one of them has like 3 pittbulls, pretty sure i can get at least 10.

#8 Posted by Pope052 (3453 posts) - - Show Bio

I can barricade my room and allow one in at a time, KO'ing each of them.

However if it's in my house and has to be a straight up fight, no man would manage to take 20 blood-thirsty Alsatians by himself.

#9 Posted by WarlordEternal (2971 posts) - - Show Bio

I lock myself in my room,get out the window and call the SWAT team

This! The most I could possibly do with brass knuckles is kill one and that's if my arms are free.

#10 Posted by Stupid_People (1248 posts) - - Show Bio

I would be lucky to kill 1 with brass knuckles let alone 20.

#11 Posted by Cjdavis103 (9809 posts) - - Show Bio

I will still make them my Bitchs (LOL)

failing that I grab my shotgun

or if that is not allowed I get into one of the rooms close the doors and climb out the window , if it is in the summer I stomp by turning upp the Heat in my house and watch them die from heat

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#12 Edited by JohnnyZ256 (2625 posts) - - Show Bio

Stop with the horrible thread ideas. No comic characters in this thread.

#13 Edited by Shot (2326 posts) - - Show Bio

We call Liam Neeson to do the job.

#14 Posted by Beezlebub (1864 posts) - - Show Bio

What Cj said I would turn the heater on super high lock the doors and have them all die from starvation/heatstroke. barring that I get torn into bloody bits.

#15 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (12392 posts) - - Show Bio

Stop with the horrible thread ideas. No comic characters in this thread.

This

#16 Posted by Beezlebub (1864 posts) - - Show Bio

Add some comic book chars! Fast!

#17 Posted by Cjdavis103 (9809 posts) - - Show Bio

the Germen Shepard's are from Batman obviously! what did you think?

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#18 Posted by Zijuun (854 posts) - - Show Bio

@johnnyz256 said:

Stop with the horrible thread ideas. No comic characters in this thread.

This

This and stomp in favor of the German Shepards. Hell, I couldn't even make myself kill even one due to my morals. But morals off, I still loose pretty bad.

#19 Posted by Beezlebub (1864 posts) - - Show Bio

Yep.

#20 Posted by rcranium (99 posts) - - Show Bio

Idiotic thread. The dog would mob you as a pack. They'd knock you over if you even tried hand to hand. If you had some distance and an automatic weapon, you might have a chance.

#21 Posted by Beezlebub (1864 posts) - - Show Bio

Not even then. German Shepard's are police dogs meaning they're trained to run down criminals with automatic weapons.

#22 Posted by thelocust619 (2329 posts) - - Show Bio

Brass knuckles suck.

#23 Posted by Beezlebub (1864 posts) - - Show Bio

That too but the only way I can see you winning this is with a grenade launcher 2 stories above them with all of them in clear site a week prep and they have no way to get up to you. And oh yeah you have unlimited ammo.

#24 Posted by kotetsu454 (238 posts) - - Show Bio

@beezlebub said:

That too but the only way I can see you winning this is with a grenade launcher 2 stories above them with all of them in clear site a week prep and they have no way to get up to you. And oh yeah you have unlimited ammo.

Stahp it!

@johnnyz256 said:

Stop with the horrible thread ideas. No comic characters in this thread.

This

Second.

#25 Edited by Beezlebub (1864 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol what?

#26 Posted by godzilla44 (3667 posts) - - Show Bio

That too but the only way I can see you winning this is with a grenade launcher 2 stories above them with all of them in clear site a week prep and they have no way to get up to you. And oh yeah you have unlimited ammo.

lol ya this is the only way I see my self winning this

#27 Posted by Beezlebub (1864 posts) - - Show Bio

Otherwise we can make a game call German Shepard's rage. ;)

#28 Posted by ManInTheMountain (754 posts) - - Show Bio

I get into my car, drive to my house while the dogs are chasing me, I give them all dog treats and I stomp.

#29 Edited by Beezlebub (1864 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol. Backwards god stomp.

#30 Posted by _Gaff_ (3754 posts) - - Show Bio

I doubt most people would be able to beat 2 bloodlusted German Shepherds, let alone 20 of them.

We ALL lose.

#31 Posted by Immortal777 (7735 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp.

#32 Posted by thelocust619 (2329 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's say in my house I have 4 katanas (overrated, Btw), a Nodachi, bamboo staves, custom weighted eskirma sticks, 5 different one handed swords and 6 different machetes including a custom two handed machete-katana thing, endless knives.....and not one of them are "display only"...why in gods name would I use brass knuckles?

Regardless, I think 20 dogs in my house would be literally fill the entire thing so no, this is impossible for me.

#33 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (12392 posts) - - Show Bio

@beezlebub said:

That too but the only way I can see you winning this is with a grenade launcher 2 stories above them with all of them in clear site a week prep and they have no way to get up to you. And oh yeah you have unlimited ammo.

Stahp it!

#34 Posted by Wdc (579 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp obviously

#35 Posted by Beezlebub (1864 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol.

#36 Posted by Racob7 (6087 posts) - - Show Bio

I kill 4 or 5, maybe even 6, and go down fighting. With access to all the weapons in my house I could probably do more damage.

#37 Posted by Noone301994 (6901 posts) - - Show Bio

We'd would get piled and ripped apart by these monsters. They have the 2nd strongest bite force among domesticated dogs (238 pounds of force). Males get to be around 70-95 pounds, 23-25 inches tall (on all fours), 5 feet and four inches tall (on hind legs). One blood-lusted alone could kill you.

#38 Posted by Edude117 (349 posts) - - Show Bio

Lawl at the people saying they could take this. It's hard to find a humble person these days...

Anyway, Batman wins with prep time.

#39 Edited by King-Stranglehold da first (3226 posts) - - Show Bio
#40 Posted by Albertphytagoras (1971 posts) - - Show Bio

Inb4thelock...

I just lock my house...

#41 Posted by Wardemon32 (4534 posts) - - Show Bio

@racob7:

Youre not takign down 5-6 German Shepards. You'll barely get through one let alone two.

Inb4thelock...

I just lock my house...

#42 Posted by KaijuKingGojira (1414 posts) - - Show Bio

F**K the OP rules my house is small. I'm setting my house on fire.

#43 Posted by eternityx (2819 posts) - - Show Bio

Give me 2 days prep time, a samurai sword, Batman and full body armour. Then I think I'll win.

#44 Edited by Rouflex (20007 posts) - - Show Bio

I would accidentally kill myself considering the fact that i'm afraid of dogs (I've been horribly bitten when i was a kid).

#45 Posted by RogueShadow (11887 posts) - - Show Bio

You all know this is impossible right?

#46 Posted by Auction_Sniper (1253 posts) - - Show Bio

@pope052 said:

I can barricade my room and allow one in at a time, KO'ing each of them.

Lol.

#47 Posted by Dark Cloud™ (2386 posts) - - Show Bio

I've once taken down a female Golden Retriever. The dog ran at me from behind and nipped me on the rear, then it circled and tried to tackle me. At that moment, I reached out and grabbed her by the neck, instantly pressing her down. She then clawed my leg and I ran off crying. Not a good day. No, not a good day. Hell, bad story, too. Anyway, yeah, those dogs tear me a new a-hole.

#48 Edited by Racob7 (6087 posts) - - Show Bio

@wardemon32: Wow, I read shepherd:

What's wrong with me? O.o

Anyway, against humans I'm a beast but with dogs? No way, they tear me apart.

#49 Posted by XLR87T3 (3024 posts) - - Show Bio

Even a Black Bear or Lion would likely be killed by this pack. A gorilla would be slaughtered and eaten alive. You need to be a Grizzly to ensure a win.

#50 Posted by KaijuKingGojira (1414 posts) - - Show Bio