you vs. 20 bloodlusted german shepards

Fight takes place in your house.

Your weapons are brass knuckles.

These are evil bloodlusted german shepards.

@awesomewolver:

I make them lick me I am a dog person they will love me

I lock myself in my room,get out the window and call the SWAT team

You'd be lucky to kill one.

I doubt most people would be able to beat 2 bloodlusted German Shepherds, let alone 20 of them.

We ALL lose.

I stomp.

I call my people one of them has like 3 pittbulls, pretty sure i can get at least 10.

I can barricade my room and allow one in at a time, KO'ing each of them.

However if it's in my house and has to be a straight up fight, no man would manage to take 20 blood-thirsty Alsatians by himself.

This! The most I could possibly do with brass knuckles is kill one and that's if my arms are free.

I would be lucky to kill 1 with brass knuckles let alone 20.

I will still make them my Bitchs (LOL)

failing that I grab my shotgun

or if that is not allowed I get into one of the rooms close the doors and climb out the window , if it is in the summer I stomp by turning upp the Heat in my house and watch them die from heat

Stop with the horrible thread ideas. No comic characters in this thread.

We call Liam Neeson to do the job.

What Cj said I would turn the heater on super high lock the doors and have them all die from starvation/heatstroke. barring that I get torn into bloody bits.

This

Add some comic book chars! Fast!

the Germen Shepard's are from Batman obviously! what did you think?

This and stomp in favor of the German Shepards. Hell, I couldn't even make myself kill even one due to my morals. But morals off, I still loose pretty bad.

Yep.

Idiotic thread. The dog would mob you as a pack. They'd knock you over if you even tried hand to hand. If you had some distance and an automatic weapon, you might have a chance.

Not even then. German Shepard's are police dogs meaning they're trained to run down criminals with automatic weapons.

Brass knuckles suck.

That too but the only way I can see you winning this is with a grenade launcher 2 stories above them with all of them in clear site a week prep and they have no way to get up to you. And oh yeah you have unlimited ammo.

@beezlebub said:

Stahp it!

Second.

Lol what?

lol ya this is the only way I see my self winning this

Otherwise we can make a game call German Shepard's rage. ;)

I get into my car, drive to my house while the dogs are chasing me, I give them all dog treats and I stomp.

Lol. Backwards god stomp.

I stomp.

Let's say in my house I have 4 katanas (overrated, Btw), a Nodachi, bamboo staves, custom weighted eskirma sticks, 5 different one handed swords and 6 different machetes including a custom two handed machete-katana thing, endless knives.....and not one of them are "display only"...why in gods name would I use brass knuckles?

Regardless, I think 20 dogs in my house would be literally fill the entire thing so no, this is impossible for me.

I stomp obviously

Lol.

I kill 4 or 5, maybe even 6, and go down fighting. With access to all the weapons in my house I could probably do more damage.

We'd would get piled and ripped apart by these monsters. They have the 2nd strongest bite force among domesticated dogs (238 pounds of force). Males get to be around 70-95 pounds, 23-25 inches tall (on all fours), 5 feet and four inches tall (on hind legs). One blood-lusted alone could kill you.

Lawl at the people saying they could take this. It's hard to find a humble person these days...

Anyway, Batman wins with prep time.

I run outside and do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVz0ATxblqU

Inb4thelock...

I just lock my house...

@racob7:

Youre not takign down 5-6 German Shepards. You'll barely get through one let alone two.

F**K the OP rules my house is small. I'm setting my house on fire.

Give me 2 days prep time, a samurai sword, Batman and full body armour. Then I think I'll win.

I would accidentally kill myself considering the fact that i'm afraid of dogs (I've been horribly bitten when i was a kid).

You all know this is impossible right?

Lol.

I've once taken down a female Golden Retriever. The dog ran at me from behind and nipped me on the rear, then it circled and tried to tackle me. At that moment, I reached out and grabbed her by the neck, instantly pressing her down. She then clawed my leg and I ran off crying. Not a good day. No, not a good day. Hell, bad story, too. Anyway, yeah, those dogs tear me a new a-hole.

@wardemon32: Wow, I read shepherd:

What's wrong with me? O.o

Anyway, against humans I'm a beast but with dogs? No way, they tear me apart.

Even a Black Bear or Lion would likely be killed by this pack. A gorilla would be slaughtered and eaten alive. You need to be a Grizzly to ensure a win.

@xlr87t3: Try a pack of raptors