You vs 2 Piranhas

• You are in a normal sized pool.
• Your enemy finds you and throws in 2 hungry adult piranhas.
• The piranhas thrive in the pool water.
• You are unarmed and cannot leave the water.

hmmmm piranhas are my favorite animals but i honestly think i would win with a bunch of bites

Think I'd lose tbh. Couldn't tag them and they would eventually make me bleed out.

try n slap em outta da pool

Good thing my uncle used to teach me how to catch fish without "sticking" myself. I'm not sure how effective it will be but eventually I'll just grab them and throw them out of the pool.

Get ready for everyone to turn into Superman or Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Can I BFR the piranhas or nah?

if you stay calm you'd be fine.

Sure

@johnnyz256: No need, I already am

I'd win

Well if they latch on to your body -- any part, then you're screwed. You have to catch them before they get to you but it'll be hard. They are crazy fast.

How is anyone supposed to win this? Those teeth though lol.

I can't remember is piranhas latch on or bite n run. If they latch on, I just hope out the water and they suffocate.

Maybe I could survive and win but not without losing a few fingers and toes.

I'd win

you just gotta slap/throw them outta the pool

What kind of piranha? I'm assuming red bellied, lol. I think anyone who isn't a small child maybe 16 and up could take 2 piranhas. Piranhas aren't really killers, they're scavengers, and if you got your hands on them, they're dead. I take it 9/10 times. They would need to bite me quite a few times for me to bleed out. But in clear swimming pool water, they would be clear as day. Unless they were trained attack piranhas... With fricken lazer beams attached to their fricken heads.

This is an adult piranha, so yeah... Not very big.

I eat them. Mismatch.

Where's that plughole: now it's just me and 'my enemy' - Dr Zero I presume...

I think most people could win with mid to high difficulty.

@mysticmedivh: yeah but they are nasty little creatures lol 2 of them would give you a handful.. 8 of them might kill you

Piranhas just attack when there is blood on water, right or not?

@wbr17: i think the point of this thread is that they will attack on sight

In that case....

Not.

I'd get some definite chewing done to me, hopefully not anything TOO soft or valuable. I'd TRY slap/scoop them out of the pool, or scoop/sling them out, however honestly the best chance I'll probably have to actually grab one is when they go in and actually start chewing. The trick THERE will be staying focused past the pain and the realization that something is EATING you, then grab it by the back of the gills, rip it off you (it chewing will help that actually) and sling it's sorry butt out of the water to suffocate. Rinse, repeat. Hopefully though, I'd just be able to scoop/sling.

I win

I'd win. Piranha's are really like the vultures of the water. They aren't super ravenous or aggressive against big living things most of the time.

http://movies.allwomenstalk.com/19-common-misconceptions-from-movies

Piranhas are shown as fierce, carnivorous creatures but nothing could be further from the truth. They are not strict carnivores but are actually omnivorous, especially when they are younger. Piranhas are mostly scavengers and they don’t really eat live prey. And unlike the ferocious attacks in movies, real life piranhas take nips or small bites from fishes that swim by.

These movie myths play on the conceptions we have of our selves, on the laws of physics, and on basic realities that everyone should accept. I wrote this post, not to take away the fun from the movies, but to inform people of the things that Hollywood, and even world cinema, can make us believe. It is important that we know what is real and what is not to keep things in perspective. When we watch movies, we temporarily escape this world. But when the closing credits roll, we should know well enough that real life is quite different. What myths and misconceptions have you noticed in movies?

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I'd probably be able to tag and bfr them eventually, but not without sustaining some injuries.

Unless those piranha's eat your crotch, they can't kill you. It's just a matter of throwing them out of the pool when they bite you. In other-words, a more painful version of noodling.

This ^, though I probably lose a few fingers or toes if I'm not quick enough to BFF them.

2 piranhas? In chlorinated pool water? Yea I'm winning this...even if it wasn't chlorinated I could kill 2 fish in a pool...who would lose this?

I drown

I win, but I lose some skin.

They wont attack me so i'll just wait until one gets close and try to grab it and throw it out of the pool. If they are however attacking me i'll try to grab them as they're biting me..... easier said than done.

I win with some blood loss

Ends in sex

@cgoodness: Oral?

People who think the piranhas win are either lousy human beings or got their idea of what piranhas are from crappy B-movies like Piranha 3DD

@cgoodness said:

The problem will be catching them though, depending on the size of the pool, in a kids pool then it will be possible, evading the bites would be really hard though, but I think that I will manage to pull through this with at least 8 fingers remaining.

I remember saying this so confidently, like I had a battle plan. Can't remember what it is though.

I'd probably bleed to death.