You Vs 1000 Blood-lusted ducks. - Battles

#1 Posted by Pyrogram (10793 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Baseball bat. To the death.

#2 Posted by WhiteSGPlayer (166 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Come. At. Me.

#3 Edited by wr3h (396 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

@WhiteSGPlayer:

#4 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (691 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

The ducks will swarm over me and leave nothing but bones, i will kill a few before i die however.

#5 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (4565 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

@Pyrogram: Hmm. If you put some stronger birds, vultures, hawks, I'd say they win. Here, I win :D.. I'd take a head gear and a large fat beadsheet if possible though..

#6 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2273 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

I already survived it,,never bring bagel bites to the pond........I'm still haunted by the quacks of terror in the wee hours of the night

#7 Posted by jwalser3 (2109 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

@Bane_of_sith said:

I already survived it,,never bring bagel bites to the pond........I'm still haunted by the quacks of terror in the wee hours of the night

I know what you mean, PP and J.

#8 Posted by ComocYahweh (661 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Ducks have no way to kill a man, however I assume they could attack the eyes, but they aren't that smart so I could just keep smashing and killin, but i'd get bored after a couple hundred and just leave. So ducks win by BFR

#9 Posted by SupermanWins465 (202 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Unlike the lions, crocs, pandas & rattle snacks.. I say the ducks take this one.

There's just something evil about their stare.

#10 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (2905 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Ducks....my...only...weakness........

#11 Posted by Batman242 (2042 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

I can take out 50 until they swarm me .___.

#12 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (3489 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

I take out the largest beefiest one to show dominance.

Then I become THE DUCK KING!

#13 Posted by Epicbeast3000 (556 posts) - 4 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

Depends how hungry I am. If i haven't had any meat I would kill them all, if not i would not have the adreline so the ducks would eat me.

#14 Edited by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - 4 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

@ComocYahweh said:

Ducks have no way to kill a man, however I assume they could attack the eyes, but they aren't that smart so I could just keep smashing and killin, but i'd get bored after a couple hundred and just leave. So ducks win by BFR

@Bane_of_sith said: