You Vs. 10 Internet Trolls

There comes a time when everyone must do a joke thread. This is my first attempt at one, so be kind.

Its you against 10 internet trolls. 3 Rounds. First round the 10 trolls are divided evenly among five separate threads and you have to alternate between all five. Second round its five trolls on two threads, and the last round its all ten trolls on one thread. How many can you cut down to size?

I've been through one with three already.... It was not a good time -.- I gave up, but they kept talking.... provoking. I'd definitely lose this battle.

Nice one btw

@Batman242: Thank you. Everyone's gotta do a joke thread.

I ignore all of them therefore I win

I just stop replying

@dondave said:

I just stop replying

THATS HOW THEY WIN!

No seriously, you guys have it. X out the window and go somewhere else.

Bump

What is a troll?

@Cable_Extreme: Someone who's a pest on forums just for the sake of being a pest. I think others could give you a better definition, but that is the gist of what they are.

@shroudofsorrow said:

@Cable_Extreme: Someone who's a pest on forums just for the sake of being a pest. I think others could give you a better definition, but that is the gist of what they are.

I know what they are, I am saying that is what you do to beat them. You troll them.

they turned me into one of them...

but i beat them at their own game, muahaha!!!

Not sure if trolls are any worse than fanboys. I'm looking at you Nolanites.

@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub: Nah, I'd say fanboys beat trolls. Of course I don't think being a fanboy is a bad thing WITHIN REASON. As in, knowing when the character you're a fanboy of will lose. Or is that not the definition of a fanboy?

Oh, thats easy. Just flag all their posts.

*evil laugh*

@mk111: That would be a lot flagged posts...

@shroudofsorrow you are 100% correct that is the exact definition of a fanboy. Just check out some of the Batman vs battles.

@shroudofsorrow:

@mk111: True that.

i stomp by going outside

I become their God.

yeah the easiest thing to do is to ignore them.....

@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub: So not knowing when your favorites will lose? Ah.

I would strike them down with the banhammer.

I am a veteran of fighting Internet trolls, as anyone can verify.

I'll do just fine.

I'm god of the flag button.

You can't really lose to a troll.you lose to yourself by not having the restraint to ignore the troll

@shroudofsorrow: A fanboy is someone who picks a favorite character/team and REFUSES and DENIES all sensible logic put before them to admit that their favorite character/team would lose in a battle. I know a perfect example of somebody on the Vine that's a fanboy, but it wouldn't be right callin 'em out :P

I can admit when Batman loses a fight. Such as: Batman vs Black Panther, Batman vs Deathstroke, Batman vs Ripclaw... but Batman and Hulk have the most fanboys IMO

@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub said:

Not sure if trolls are any worse than fanboys. I'm looking at you Nolanites.

I'm starting to think the Terminator people are worse. According some of them the T-1000 beats Doomsday and is spite.

@Pokeysteve I forgot all about them lol. Yeah they think Terminators can beat Superman level characters lmao.

I troll them to death.

Me in an absolute stomp.

Meh....one, maybe. I'll send my responses in Klingon. That or I die of a stroke whilst in word combat from the rapid decline of my brain cells.

I stomp easily, either with experience as an ex troll myself, or by starving them to death.

@Batman242: That's what I thought.

And not to sound like such an individual myself, but I would think Bats and BP would be approachable to each other, although to be fair I don't know all of T'chall'as feats.

@shroudofsorrow: Well the classic BP was at peak human (I think). He was slightly above Captain America's level, which to me is the same as Batman's, except the durability and endurance. Current BP is superhuman. The main reasons BP would win against Batman is cause of the Vibranium armor and anti-metal claws.

Not only do I win all 3 rounds, but I also violate the "How to deal with trolls" rules developed by @k4tzm4n...

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

First I declare war:

Then I use logic to outsmart them.

Took me a while but ignoring trolls will eventually destroy them,,,,,, ,I remember my first joke thread..ahh the old virginity beast,got locked in just under 3 hours if I'm not mistaken

I would stomp you know why?

Cause i'm King of Trolls.

@Batman242: Ah, then that explains it. I'd say its a close one though.

Sometimes I just want to grab that person behind the computer and strangle him.. But I guess that would mean the troll is winning. So I just say what I have to say to make th look dumb and leave.

I could take the one I know. He has a bad knee. the more you know

@shroudofsorrow: Others wouldn't agree with that, but I agree.

@TERMINATORFAN said:

I would stomp you know why?

Cause i'm King of Trolls.

You admit you troll?

@Kingjohnrocks said:

@TERMINATORFAN said:

I would stomp you know why?

Cause i'm King of Trolls.

You admit you troll?

NOOOOOO

I'm not really a troll. I was trying to be Funny.

@Obtrusive said:

I could take the one I know. He has a bad knee. the more you know

I assume he took an arrow to it...

@beautifulrevery said:

I ignore all of them therefore I win

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I star gore thread on /b/. then send trolls the gore until they leave. failing this I stop caring and lurk like i do 80% time any ways.