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#1  Edited By TrueKing95

A friend and I were having a conversation recently about which member of the JLA would we rather be hunted by. I chose batman because I feel that without PIS I could kill batman(by shooting him in the face, or making explosives.) I wouldnt want to be hunted by flash(I would literally be dead .0001 attoseconds after he began), martian manhunter(I think mindrape would not be a pleasant death), Wonder Woman(I would die in a really barbaric way), or Superman(I would not only die, but my entire neighborhood would probably be turned to ash.)

Here is the battle

You are being hunted by 1 member of the league

You have 1 year prep time

You can choose any of the 5 league membersmentioned above to be hunted by but you must say why you chose this specific member

EDIT: Aquaman can be included here too, but your location at the time of meeting is directly next to the ocean, he has waterbearer hand and his trident.

Also tell us who is member who you would want to be least hunted by and why.

The member is bloodlusted w/o morals( You did something really bad to them, and they dont mind killing people to destroy you)

No kryptonite, no outside help, no bfr, no help from anyone that is considered a superhero or super villain, or has powers in general.

You have a very small amount of handguns, grenades, c4, claymores, swords and knives at your disposal(You may more but it will cost you 3 months of prep).

Win by knocking out, trapping or killing the league member.

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No Aquaman? :(

JK everybody solos Aquaman

Probably Batman for the exact same reasons you stated.

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#3  Edited By Albertphytagoras

Batman... any other saying the oposite is just joking on himself...

I mean someone here taking down Superman?

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Wonder Woman

She's only a woman one good pimp smack and game over.

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I'll take on Supes using some magic and red sun radiation.

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#6  Edited By Fallschirmjager

I imagine I could probably find a strong enough sound-blocking device to last long enough for me to shoot Black Canary. Though, its not like any JLA member hasn't dealt with gun-armed combatants before.

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@fatherchaos: Where would you get magic? or for that matter red sun lol

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#13  Edited By Fallschirmjager

Then we all lose. I think you're kidding yourself if you think you can really beat Batman. He might not have any official powers, but he physically very much test the limits of human. Combine that with extreme martial prowess and better gear then you'll ever acquire, he destroys.

@jack_ said:

@trueking95: Aquaman comes to mind

What are you talking about? Aquaman would destroy any human being without effort, regardless of how much prep you have.

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@jack_: he can beat so many JL members through mind rape alone...

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@jack_: Alright Aquaman can be included here too, but your location at the time of meeting is directly next to the ocean, he has waterbearer hand and his trident.

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@trueking95: Demonic magic from some really really dark cults I know of... *shifty eyes*

I'll also break into NASA and steal some red sun radiation device, which they surely have for some reason I don't know...

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@fallschirmjager: @beware_my_power:

I know guys. I actually like Aquaman. :)

I'm aware of his feats and I'm not a troll. He's just fun to bring down sometimes. You have to admit, pop culture has unfortunately made him into a bit of a joke.

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@trueking95: Demonic magic from some really really dark cults I know of... *shifty eyes*

I'll also break into NASA and steal some red sun radiation device, which they surely have for some reason I don't know...

Could you master the magic in time enough to fight pre 52 superman who has fought those like black adam with great magic, also speedblitz is completlely allowed for all characters.

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@jack_: yeah, he has the cheesiest outfit... He still looks ridiculous in new 52, which is why I prefer the pre 52 aquaman (hook hand FTW)

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#22  Edited By Ironshinobi88

I'm going to say Wonder woman. If I recall someone posted a scan a while back that showed Batman invoking some kind of surrender oath which he used to get Diana from kicking his ass. I'll do that and be her assistant/servant.

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@trueking95: You know what I mean, I'm not fighting Aquaman. He's BA. Just not in pop culture as I said before

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Superman. With all that prep I am up to the challenge. And no shooting batman or using explosives wouldn't work

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Batman

Become Prime Minister and nuke Gotham city

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@jayc1324: Im coming from a realistic standpoint of what a peak level human in a bat suit, with gadgets can do, I think I can set up an explosive mine or something

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@trueking95: if its a realistic batman like christian bale Batman then yes but if its batman straight from the comics then no. Even with realistic batman you have to make sure he doesn't stealth kill you or use a batarang o something.

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@trueking95: It's be something like John Con's magic, and he brought Clark to his knees... (Giggity) I'd suppose it would work, though there'd be some drawbacks... I could just sell my soul to Satan and become Ghost Rider or something...

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Flash, if I'm going to die I'd rather it be so fast I couldn't feel it.

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@jayc1324: Yea, more along the line of christian bale bats, and I never said that it would be easy, he just seemed easier to beat than someone like Wally who would kill me before I saw it.

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#32  Edited By TrueKing95

Flash, if I'm going to die I'd rather it be so fast I couldn't feel it.

Remember this is bloodlust wally, he will probably vibrate his hand through your stomach and blow you up or something" lol

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Batman, yes he's Batman but at the end of the day he's as human as I am so...lol

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@trueking95: I would chose WW for the simple point that she would not find me period anyone else can find me and kill me in that 1 year i would have changed my face and got a new identity and moved to a nonextridtion country and live as the goat herder that has been there for years and spreed rumors of my apparent death/suicide to trow her off my sent

Superman would be able to find me super senses and what not

Flash could before a full body search on the entire planet in a mattter of days and i have no way of hideing

MM can scan the planet and kill me in a horribe way

batman is the worlds greatest detective he would find me and morals off he has so many ways off makeing me suffer

WW has none of this and even if she did find me and know it was me she would give me a quick death

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Lol are people actually saying they would survive against batman because he's human and they have explosives?. I wonder why just about every highly trained armed thug with guns and explosives never stood a chance against batman.

You are kidding yourself if you think you could take down any member of the league with guns and explosives.

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@hudyman: This is a standpoint on a realistic batman. Not the batman in comics who dodges bullets half the time. More on the lines of christian bale batman but even more realistic.

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@cjdavis103: it would probably only take flash a couple seconds to find you. And wonder woman does have a warrior Army of amazone to hunt for you.

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Batman

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Since Aquaman was included I could beat him since all he can really do is talk to fish.

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@trueking95: an army of barbarian women will track my identity that I have switched and noticed my change in appearance haircolor, and expect that a college student is disguised as the goatherder Yemar googner Who according to The locals has been there for years?

Not likely

As for flash yeah there's no way in hell I'm able to escape him. Unless I buy a lot of provisions and dig a hole in the desert somewhere

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@trueking95: Batman would kick you through your own wall.

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If we are talking realistic JLA members then Barry Allen, otherwise Cyborg.

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@trueking95: It doesnt matter. He is still batman, a human who has been trained to the peak of human ability and has mastered martial arts. For anyone here to be able to beat him simply by prepping with guns and explosives would indicate that batman is pretty useless.

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#45  Edited By bigcimmerian

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA people saying they can kill Batman LOL. This comic vine really knows how to make people laugh.

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#46  Edited By darkseid1006

Martian Manhunter

Because he has the easily accessible weakness and with a year I could have enough explosives to bring down a skyscraper and a ton of petrol to make sure it really gets the fire going. Also oil.

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA people saying they can kill Batman LOL. This comic vine really knows how to make people laugh.

This.

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First person I'd like to go against is WW as she wouldn't be able to find me.

Last person I'd like to fight against is Aquaman.

Have you seen Aquaman he is a total bad ass and would gut me like a fish and rip out my internal organs with his hook hand. Also not MMH he could like rip apart my mind...

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First person I'd like to go against is WW as she wouldn't be able to find me.

Last person I'd like to fight against is Aquaman.

Have you seen Aquaman he is a total bad ass and would gut me like a fish and rip out my internal organs with his hook hand. Also not MMH he could like rip apart my mind...

Why are you afraid of Aquaman? He can only talk to fish and breath underwater, he can't harm you on land.

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#50  Edited By bigcimmerian

Martian Manhunter

Because he has the easily accessible weakness and with a year I could have enough explosives to bring down a skyscraper and a ton of petrol to make sure it really gets the fire going. Also oil.

You can't be serious.