YOU stole Batman's Insider Suit, How Can He Beat You?

You enter the DC universe steal the insider suit somehow while Batman is away from the Bat cave. Your now in metropolis, chilling at the park with the insider suit on.

Batman knows your there, how can he defeat you now? Or are his days of being the big, bad, Batman officially over now? Will he just ask you for the suit back or negotiate? Who wins this?

Rules: No help from the Justice League.

He steals it back.

I'm fairly certain Batman would have kill switches in all his equipment to keep it from being used against him.

OK what if you have overridden the kill switches somehow, THEN what?

He would create another Insider Suit and beat the crap out of me.

He stares at me and I return his suit.

I see him and say "OMG IT'S BATMAN!" then faint and he takes the suit.

He doesn't get it back.

He stares me down and I cut him off saying: "I'm the goddamn Batman". He cracks up laughing and offers to train me and pay me if I give him the suit back; which I do.

@rpottage said:

He stares me down and I cut him off saying: "I'm the goddamn Batman". He cracks up laughing and offers to train me and pay me if I give him the suit back; which I do.

LOL good one. But do you really think Bat's would do that?

@lorbo said:

@rpottage said:

He stares me down and I cut him off saying: "I'm the goddamn Batman". He cracks up laughing and offers to train me and pay me if I give him the suit back; which I do.

LOL good one. But do you really think Bat's would do that?

Yeah, the laughing part seems out of character.

I would give it back out of respect.

Ha ha, I wouldn't. If I was brazen enough to steal, I don't see myself giving it back easily.

He would give me the Batglare. I would tell him I only stole it to ensure I can talk to him. I'd ask him to join the Bat-family.... He'd get it back though. lol

@DarkKnightDetective said:

@lorbo said:

@rpottage said:

He stares me down and I cut him off saying: "I'm the goddamn Batman". He cracks up laughing and offers to train me and pay me if I give him the suit back; which I do.

LOL good one. But do you really think Bat's would do that?

Yeah, the laughing part seems out of character.

I would give it back out of respect.

It's not out of character at all. He cracked up when the Joker told him a joke; and the Joker had just paralyzed Babs and tortured Gorden.

@rpottage: But that was because he was killing The Joker.........Even though he did not, he was close.

@DarkKnightDetective said:

@rpottage: But that was because he was killing The Joker.........Even though he did not, he was close.

He wasn't killing the Joker. He was laughing because of a joke the Joker had just told about two lunatics in an asylum. And Joker told the joke in response to Batman begging the Joker to let Batman help him.

@rpottage: No, he was choking him, Alan Moore made it for you to decide whether the Joker dies in the end and If his origin was that or was he just lying. Trust me I did my research after reading The Killing Joke, In the pre-new 52 he did not die, but Alan Moore wanted for this to be a kind of like a elseworld story wheter you, in your head decided what happened.

In other words Alan Moore likes to f*ck with you head.

@lorbo said:

You enter the DC universe steal the insider suit somehow while Batman is away from the Bat cave. Your now in metropolis, chilling at the park with the insider suit on.

Batman knows your there, how can he defeat you now? Or are his days of being the big, bad, Batman officially over now? Will he just ask you for the suit back or negotiate? Who wins this?

Rules: No help from the Justice League.

HE'S BATMAN

@rpottage said:

He stares me down and I cut him off saying: "I'm the goddamn Batman". He cracks up laughing and offers to train me and pay me if I give him the suit back; which I do.

this but when iam good enough ill kill him and be the next batman but evil

@DarkKnightDetective said:

@rpottage: No, he was choking him, Alan Moore made it for you to decide whether the Joker dies in the end and If his origin was that or was he just lying. Trust me I did my research after reading The Killing Joke, In the pre-new 52 he did not die, but Alan Moore wanted for this to be a kind of like a elseworld story wheter you, in your head decided what happened.

In other words Alan Moore likes to f*ck with you head.

Yeah, no. He's not shown choking the Joker, there's never any mention of him killing the Joker, the Joker lives, and the entire purpose of the Joker's plan is to prove that all it takes is one bad day to turn the sanest man alive crazy; with Gordon telling Batman (even after it all) that the only way to beat the Joker is to prove him wrong and bring him in by the book; their way. So having Batman choke the Joker would also completely undermine the entire story and make absolutely no sense. And I as said (and as you can see), it's not shown or referred to and the Joker lives.

Heck, the only part of the picture where Batman's hand is even close to the Joker is in one block, where it's only one hand; and it's at chest level. You cannot choke someone at chest level. You can clearly see the Joker's shirt above Batman's arm, and the police cruiser right there.

They're simply laughing.

He presses a button on his belt, the suit freezes, and I rot inside it.

@Joygirl: That does not sound good.

THIS IS HOW IT GOES DOWN.

We fight for about 2 minutes, he breaks one of my ribs, and helps me up and out of the suit. He the proceeds to making me the next Robin due to my expertise in stealth and being able to break into the Batcave. Damian gets killed off in death in the family, and i end up abandoning Bruce after he teaches me everything he knows. I begin to die from a fatal disease, and i devise a brilliant plan, i switch my mind and bruce's mind. My old body dies, with Bruce living in it, and my/his death bed, i vow to become the SUPERIOR BATMAN.

/THREAD.

I give it back the moment I see him,because I am unfamiliar with the suit and would probably hurt someone or myself and to avoid taking a beating,would talk to him though.

id fight with the using heat vision hed dodge then id use tthe speed force to dodge the baterangs he would through then with will power and the lasso to make him talk to me and explain that with this suit i can be a great asset to the world so he should let me keep it hed agree then hed use his electro batarang to short it out then knock me out for stealing his suit

Batman presses the handheld off button...

I just ask for a lump sum of cash from one of the richest men around. If he declines, i doubt i could beat, so then i say i'll have the suit destroyed. If he still declines, i run away and become the best thief ever known to man thanks to the brand new insider suit.

Batman starts showing off all 5,000,003 fighting styles he mastered, and I melt his face off with heat vision. Batman then throws batarangs, but they don't hurt me in the suit so I use a lantern beam for more face melting. I then tell Batman to go home and cry because this is my suit now. Batman goes home and spends 3 minutes prepping. He then comes back and curbstomps me.