You run the Kick-Ass gauntlet

Rounds

Round 1: Kick-Ass, circa Kick-Ass 1

Round 2: Night Bitch, circa Kick-Ass 2

Round 3: The Tumour, circa Kick-Ass 2

Round 4: Colonel Stars-and-Stripes, circa Kick-Ass 2

Round 5: Big Daddy, circa Kick-Ass 1

Round 6: Kick-Ass, circa Kick-Ass 2

Conditions

You, as you are right now, with what equipment you can get within 24 hours of prep.

Battle takes place in a small warehouse.

Everyone (including you) is in character.

Movie versions.

Which rounds do you win?

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I haven't seen Kick-Ass 2 so I don't know all of these people. I DEFINITELY clear round 1 however, by getting a long stick and outright pummeling Kick-Ass into ooze.

Believe it or not (yeah, I know, "internet badass") I actually have done some martial arts and staff training.

Though as I am right now, I'm kind of sick so I will have to beat him fast before I'm gasping for breath.

Based on principle alone I clear and solo everyone.

Big daddy is the only threat, the others are basically trick or treaters with sticks

I don't hit women so Night-Bitch would have to be restrained somehow or I lose. That dude Tumor might eff me up. I can fight but I would never try to seriously injure anyone. I go for knockouts.!

Round 1 - Clear, easily.

Round 2 - Clear.

Round 3 - If I play it well, I could clear.

Round 4 - I'd have to get REALLY lucky, if I did clear this, I'd be half dead afterwards.

I have no chance in Round 5, nor 6.

At my very best - I clear Round 4.

Standard - I get past Round 3, maybe. And get manhandled in Round 4.

I clear with ease.

I can take everyone except Big Daddy. No way I'm taking him.

Why is Kick Ass v2 above big daddy? even with training he couldn't take on 4 guys who werent smart in the slightest.

Lol at people you say they stomp. I get to round 4 because I own guns

I think I could beat round 1 and 2.

Round 3 I would most likely lose unless I got very lucky or set up a trap in advance.

I don't feel that I have a chance after that.

Is that an agreed upon order? personally I would far rather fight movie Kickass V2, than Big Daddy, who has a tendency to stab and shoot people, as well as better equipment, higher strength, and next to no remorse.

I'm unsure about Stars and Stripes too, we really didn't see enough of him in action.

I'd be beaten by Stars-And-Stripes.

I'd have a wooden stick and a sword with a knife in the hilt.

everyone except big daddy if only use h2h

24 hrs prep?

I go home, grab my rifle, sword and compound bow. All of which I know how to use.

Grab a few knifes out of the kitchen for good measure.

I then pop to a local supplier to pick up some lightweight body armor.

Pop to work and get a transit van for shits and giggles. (I'm a delivery driver, I could maneuver that around a warehouse easily).

Pick up a few glass bottles, petrol and rags and knock up some molotovs

Get a few hours sleep so I'm well rested.

Bring it on bitches, I kill you.

this.

Considering a realistic situation where I can't get my hands on something ridiculous like a gun nor would I be willing to kill considering I'd be in character, I'd probably get beat to death by The Tumor (as he's a complete psycho) or smacked around by the Colonel as he's an ex-Mafia hitman and seemingly well trained.

Aside from being physically fit, I can't boast about anything special.

My dad owns a Beretta, so I think if I could steal it I would make it to Round 3 or 4.

Does round 4 include the dog?

24 hours?

I get my friend's Remington semi automatic shotgun, an M9 semi automatic pistol, a pair of knuckledusters, some kevlar, and a butterfly knife.

I make it to Big Daddy possibly and lose to him. I may be more heavily armed but he has a pretty large experience advantage. After all, I'm only 17 and have never shot at a living thing much less a person.

I clear.

I suck at prep. I stop at 1

I would beat everyone besides Big Daddy, I beat everyone else I've been trained with guns before

I may clear round 1, even 2.... But that's it lol...

I live in Texas, which means I have a lot of weapons, and bullet proof armor for the heck of it. I am also a 6 foot 4 black belt in judo, blue belt in BJJ, and have done 5 years of kick boxing. I bench 520, and don't !@#$ around. I have done swat training (Criminal Justice major) and the rest I can't talk about. I say I can clear, with most difficulty on big daddy.

@cable_extreme: Is this you?

@harrup said:

@cable_extreme: Is this you?

No, why would you think that? I am in the swat training program, I am not fat.

Guns man! I mean yeah it's not the hero way and all that but when you are a normal guy!?

I would say round four, maybe, but then die from the beating BD laid down beforehand.

@Cable_Extreme

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure mate

Haha

@cable_extreme said:

@harrup said:

@cable_extreme: Is this you?

No, why would you think that? I am in the swat training program, I am not fat.

*Slips on the good old monocle and top hat* Good sir! I do believe he is stating what you say is poppycock!

@agent_higgins said:

@cable_extreme said:

@harrup said:

@cable_extreme: Is this you?

No, why would you think that? I am in the swat training program, I am not fat.

*Slips on the good old monocle and top hat* Good sir! I do believe he is stating what you say is poppycock!

That is fine, however I graduated from Sam houston criminal justice program with a masters, after I went to the Texas weapons academy (swat training) and finished 4 months ago. I am currently waiting for an acceptance letter.

Nope!

@cable_extreme

That is fine, however I graduated from Sam houston criminal justice program with a masters, after I went to the Texas weapons academy (swat training) and finished 4 months ago. I am currently waiting for an acceptance letter.

Well I'm actually Desmond Miles, the assassin's creed series is real and I'm going to own these guys with the skills of centuries of master Assassins running through my DNA.

Also I have a relic from an ancient civilization, that we once worshiped as gods, that can control their minds if I'm starting to struggle for whatever reason.

P.s. I, from now on, shall refer to you as the Texan Daredevil.

I'd actually dominate this, I would use the experimental item I'm working on. I might lose a leg or two but I'm clearing.