Ok, I have not seen the move, I find Bradley Cooper really annoying.
However I will give this a try. I love strategic battles.
Here we go:
Week 1: First thing I do is make a crap ton of money at a casino by counting cards / cracking the numbers on other games. That should take a day at the most, I live 2 hours from a collection of casinos. I do some research on incapacitation technology such as high frequency ultrasonics, reactive adaptive camo with thermal optic dampening, that should take 3 days. That leaves me with 3 days go and buy myself a nice penthouse apartment in a fancy high-rise in a major city, and hire a crap ton of body guards while studying up on neurology of pressure points, psychology, parapsychology, physics and wear a pair of google glasses that I cleverly modify to react to my eye movement that will deploy the ultrasonics, HERF guns (think targeted cone effect high frequency emps), statically charged chaff to countermeasure stealth techniques, thermal imaging cameras, air density sensors and pressure sensors. Most importantly I will not fight fair, and I will not make stupid mistakes like villains in media.
Week 2:
I take the details that have on Tim and use 2 days digging and hacking info on him. That should not be too hard. As soon as he shows up he will try to stealth past my guards and security he will most likely fail, if not all my guards will be under strict orders to activate their security alarms though their glasses, and let the ultra sonics do their job, my guards will not have countermeasures for it like i do because I do not want the invaders begin able to take them. I will simply put it in their contracts that they get payed triple if they have to use it. I do not see him making it past that in any sort of fashion. Once he is defeated I keep him prisoner, using electric muscle suppression and nerve cluster deadening to eliminate any chance of escape, he will also have three armed guards 15 feet away who each have pulse monitors to keep track of their pulse rate, if their pulse rate raises or lowers by more than 5 beats a min Tim is shocked unconscious and the room is gassed.
Week 3:
Well, sense I have Tim as a prisoner I question him on everything he knows about the Riddler. and research his style and his psychology. I also take all of Tim's gear and incorporate it into my own security and my own armor and weapons. The Riddler I simply beat because I will be much smarter than him. I use the glasses I wear to filter and research any Riddles that he throws at me, also I will use any opportunity to gain info from him. I will just simply outthink him. Off to the containment cell with him, after a few days to drain him of infer that he might know on other heroes and villains he is turned over to the police.
Week 4:
Hank is the first person who is actually physically enhanced, and thus I will not be getting in a physical confrontation. Hank is great but he is not the combat expert that Tim is, nor is he the creative mind Riddler is. Hank likes to remain calm, and will rely on his intellect to get him in. However he also has some animalistic side issues. I will have subconscious level signals being passively sent throughout the entire building that gives him the subtle him that I am a predator, and he is the prey. By the time he gets to me he will be subtly influenced to be wary of me. I will have researched ways to seem as much of the alpha male as possible, mannerisms, vocal inflection, tone, and setting to make him fall into the prey mindset and less of his scientist mindset. At the point he is most off his game the entire wall bank of high powered gazers activates and drops him with enough juice to take down a rhino. However unfortunately for Hank he is too dangerous to take a prisoner so he is killed and his gear taken and incorporated and improved upon.
Week 5:
I have always liked Mr. Terrific, however I beat him at his own game. With the info I get from Tim, Riddler, the tech I steal from Beast, and my already higher intellect he does not have much of a chance. In a realistic world being invisible to technology is not super effective against much other than cameras. I will spend most of my week researching nanites and their various functions and abilities and I deploy them at the microscopic level though out the building and incorporate repair and defensive nannies into my armor and my body itself, as well as having them to use supergel techniques to greatly increase my own durability and more. He will not see it coming until it is too late. Hard to sneak though a sparse cloud of nanites. I will relish having my own W-Spheres and a W-Mask.
Week 6:
Unfortunately for him people know who Tony Stark is, I research him as a person and all his issues. With the wonderful things I have taken from my former victims it would not be overly hard to, not turn off his shields, but to simply make them air permeable, assuming they were not that way already. I will program my nanites to alter the starch and carbohydrates in his system directly into alcohol. Lets see what happens when he shows up and his old friend the Demon in the Bottle puts him on his ass. If all else fails, which I do not see happening, I will just use the already formidable defenses in my pace and my own at this point to fuzz out his sensors for a second and accelerate a W-Sphere though him at about mach-200. Tony will be killed, his armor taken and "improved" on with my nanites and other gear.
Week 7:
This time Riddler does not get the benefit of prison and I have had 7 weeks of getting used to my new mind. I simply kill him.
Weel 8:
His code gets him killed, or in this case, beaten. I plan for every contingency that I have already learned from Riddler and Tim. When he shows up, I will simply make him a deal. I will give him back Tim Drake and agree to leave Gotham alone if he agrees to never interfere in any way with what I am doing. Bane found out who he was in a year, with this enhancement and the use of Tim and my own ridiculous intellect I can easily find it out. I will simply tell him: "Bruce, I am a man of my word, I respect what you are doing for your city, I ask you to respect what I am going to do with mine." I have studied enough psychology at this point to make that completely believable. While he contemplates that, Tim, who has had his synapses piggybacked by my nanites pulls a gun on Bruce and puts a bullet though his face. Bruce will be so shocked he will not defend correctly. If nothing else I still have my Iron Whisper armor. I beat Bruce the same way Tony would, by out gunning him. If he agrees, he goes back to Gotham and I simply have Bruce Wayne killed by a sniper while he is out on the town.
Week 9:
Without plot armor to keep Joker alive he simply dies. I incorporate the entire block's security and infrastructure into my own personal workings, highjack Tony's satellites and position them around my building, as soon as Joker gets within 2 blocks he gets a satellite beam death ray. If nothing else I simple shoot him before he starts talking. No monologuing for him. As I said, no plot armor = easy win.
Week 10:
Lex has the same weakness as many major villains, he has a tremendous ego, and truly thinks that he will win because he will think he is smarter than me. Sadly for him, he isn't. I will set the stage to allow him to think he has won. I will allow him to invade my home, I will allow him to think he has countermanded my defenses and play to his ego and his arrogance. I spend the week in the lab however researching the drug and altering it just very slightly. It still makes you a genius however it also begins to weaken you genetically, and deteriorate your cell division accuracy, essentially making you a genius but giving you a super advanced, fast growing cancer. This of corse will be covered up because it will only activate under the catalyst of kryptonite radiation. I let him think he has won, but allows me to be his overseer for this city and its working. However the next time he is around Kryptonite radiation he goes from genius to stage 4 cancer patient, to dead in a matter of minutes. I then take my place as proper ruler of whatever the hell I feel like, you know like Lexcorp, Stark Industries, and the Wayne Enterprises.
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