So you're sitting on your computer/tablet/etc., when a portal above you suddenly opens and teleports you into Hell, where Lucifer explains that in order to return, you have to assassinate six characters from various universes, with a variety of starting equipment.
- You have maximum 48 hours to complete each assignment.
- Being the avid comic book reader that you are, you know everything about these characters from the comics you've read, so you know their weaknesses, where they live, etc...
- You don't know which character you take on next, so only prep time is within those 48 hours.
- You must also remain alive for at least ten minutes after each kill, so no suicide runs.
- They do not know that you are coming.
- Killing them in public might attract police attention, who might kill you, causing you to lose.
Can you do it and return to earth?
Round 1: MCU, after the events of "The Avengers" but before "Iron Man 3", Tony Stark. You have an M1 Carbine rifle with 100 bullets in a duffel bag, five throwing-knives, two EMP grenades with a radius of 500 metres, and a single-use device that will knock out Jarvis for 10 minutes.
Round 2: Kick-Ass movie version, after the events of KA2, Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl. You have a lockpicking device that will break any lock in two minutes, a shotgun with 10 shells, a pistol with 20 bullets, and dark clothes + balaclava, and a helmet.
Round 3: Nolanverse, after "Batman Begins" but before "The Dark Knight", Bruce Wayne. You have a lockpicking device that will break any lock in two minutes, Bruce's schedule for the evening, a high-powered sniper rifle with 10 bullets in a bag, a map of Gotham, one grenade, SWAT clothes/armour, and a revolver with six bullets.
Round 4: DC Arkhamverse, Barbara Gordon, Commissioner Gordon, Mayor of Gotham. You have 5 lockpicking devices that will break any lock in two minutes, the character's schedules for the evening, a map of Gotham, a high-powered sniper rifle with 30 bullets in a bag, four grenades, a copy of Nightwing's suit, two pistols with 10 bullets each (careful, be quick, or Batman/police might intervene).
Round 5: Marvel Silver-Age, Wolverine. You have 10 lockpicking devices that will break any lock in one minute, two knives (one adamantium, one carbonadium), thought-controlled bomb-disposal armour coated with adamantium and vibranium that can manifest around you at will, SWAT gear, a high-powered sniper rifle with 10 carbonadium .50 cal bullets in a bag, and a device that summons Deadpool to help for five minutes if Wolverine spots you (you can't exchange gear with DP, though).
Round 6: DC New-52, Superman. You have unlimited lockpicking devices that will break any lock in one minute, a safehouse lined with lead, vibranium and adamantium with a red-sunlight generator inside, 5 grenades filled with kryptonite shards, thought-controlled bomb-disposal armour coated with adamantium, kryptonite and vibranium that can manifest around you at will, SWAT gear, a high-powered sniper rifle with 10 kryptonite .50 cal bullets in a lead-lined bag, a device that makes all of your movements noiseless, and a device that summons Doomsday (he won't harm you) for help for two minutes if Superman spots you. Superman's morals are on.
Which rounds could you take, and how?
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