You, Rhino, and Killer Croc Take on the Marvel Universe

You get a week of prep with whatever you can find or buy in the real world with YOUR money. After that you travel to Marvel Universe and get Rhino and Killer Croc as allies.

Day One: You and your allies VS Spiderman who is relaxing at the restaurant with Mary Jane. All you have to do is kidnap Mary Jane in his presence, mainly to embarrass him.

Day Two: You try to do something nice for Wanda (Magneto's crazy daughter) with the help of your allies. If you can think of something that works, Wanda will join your team, much to Magneto's displeasure.

Day Three: Magneto, Spiderman, and Thor have teamed up and are coming for you (assuming Spiderman is stll alive). Your holed up in an abandoned warehouse holding Mary Jane hostage. Rhino actually has a never revealed crush on Mary Jane LOL.

What do you do now? Can you negotiate your way out of this? Do you have a snowball's chance in hell of winning this LOL?

Depending on who YOU are and how much money you have, you might have more of a chance.

@lorbo: me and my trusty BB gun clear it. Just kidding. Me with my money and my mom and dads stolen debit and credit cards buy knives and swords and I get a better bow and better arrows. I also take my families and my extended families guns.

For round one since i know stuff about the marvel universe. I go around selling people secret identities and secret headcorters. I tell avengers about Spock. Then i kidnapped aunt may. At the resterant the avengers capture spock. And we excape with mary jane it the process.

For round two i buy her flowers and and take her out for a date on the moon. (Remember I'm rich). Then we dance for hours. When I take her back home before she walks in I give her a present. (Her old way cooler costume) she loves it and joins my team.

For day three. Since im rich I buy thousands of inept nameless henchmen. And some heroes and villains for hire. I put Mary Jane and aunt may on opposite sides of the city. Thor and rhino leave trying to save both of them. this gives me, scarlet witch, killer croc, and my henchmen time kill magneto. (Remember magento is a lot weaker now.) We then excape.

@AllStarSuperman said:

@lorbo: me and my trusty BB gun clear it. Just kidding. Me with my money and my mom and dads stolen debit and credit cards buy knives and swords and I get a better bow and better arrows. I also take my families and my extended families guns.

For round one since i know stuff about the marvel universe. I go around selling people secret identities and secret headcorters. I tell avengers about Spock. Then i kidnapped aunt may. At the resterant the avengers capture spock. And we excape with mary jane it the process.

For round two i buy her flowers and and take her out for a date on the moon. (Remember I'm rich). Then we dance for hours. When I take her back home before she walks in I give her a present. (Her old way cooler costume) she loves it and joins my team.

For day three. Since im rich I buy thousands of inept nameless henchmen. And some heroes and villains for hire. I put Mary Jane and aunt may on opposite sides of the city. Thor and rhino leave trying to save both of them. this gives me, scarlet witch, killer croc, and my henchmen time kill magneto. (Remember magento is a lot weaker now.) We then excape.

I am impressed...I didn't think anyone would take the time figure this one out, but you did a stellar job. Granted, I don't think you would have the time to do all the stuff you plan, but as well as you described your plan, I will grant you that anyway as if you did : )

This would make a hilarious fanfic if written properly by someone who appreciated humor. And yes I forgot how weak Mags was nowadays...rumor has it he has trouble lifting cars nowadays LOL.

How the mighty have fallen!

@lorbo: thank you it actually took me a little while to think of this and some of the other things i could have said.

@AllStarSuperman said:

@lorbo: me and my trusty BB gun clear it. Just kidding. Me with my money and my mom and dads stolen debit and credit cards buy knives and swords and I get a better bow and better arrows. I also take my families and my extended families guns.

For round one since i know stuff about the marvel universe. I go around selling people secret identities and secret headcorters. I tell avengers about Spock. Then i kidnapped aunt may. At the resterant the avengers capture spock. And we excape with mary jane it the process.

For round two i buy her flowers and and take her out for a date on the moon. (Remember I'm rich). Then we dance for hours. When I take her back home before she walks in I give her a present. (Her old way cooler costume) she loves it and joins my team.

For day three. Since im rich I buy thousands of inept nameless henchmen. And some heroes and villains for hire. I put Mary Jane and aunt may on opposite sides of the city. Thor and rhino leave trying to save both of them. this gives me, scarlet witch, killer croc, and my henchmen time kill magneto. (Remember magento is a lot weaker now.) We then excape.

Haha cool

@ThunderGodsWrath: thank you, i figured some one should do it.

@AllStarSuperman said:

@ThunderGodsWrath: thank you, i figured some one should do it.

No problem

ok here we go i buy knives swords,and i learnd how can i do smoke bomb,explosive bomb etc. from youtube and get some.

first day: ok if it is peter and if we fail he doest kill us so i can try again . but if it is spock AND if we fail he kills me but probably we clear this.peter wars to die but SPock escapes .so we are going with spock

second day:first i steal money for present from bank. i buy beautiful car for her and i watch sundown with her.maybe i buy cupcake etc. for her

third day.ok if wanda is powerful like house of m it isnt problem.if not wanda takes thor and we embroider magneto and spock for her. than she takes magneto we kill spock over :D

@spidermannoir said:

ok here we go i buy knives swords,and i learnd how can i do smoke bomb,explosive bomb etc. from youtube and get some.

first day: ok if it is peter and if we fail he doest kill us so i can try again . but if it is spock AND if we fail he kills me but probably we clear this.peter wars to die but SPock escapes .so we are going with spock

second day:first i steal money for present from bank. i buy beautiful car for her and i watch sundown with her.maybe i buy cupcake etc. for her

third day.ok if wanda is powerful like house of m it isnt problem.if not wanda takes thor and we embroider magneto and spock for her. than she takes magneto we kill spock over :D

Spock?! How did Vulcan spock ever get involved HERE?