YOU have powers. YOU run the Gauntlet!

So you are at a garage sale when you come across these funky colored glasses. You put them on and you automatically have the powers of 3-D Man. You are 3x faster, stronger, more stamina, endurance,durability than you normally are. So take YOUR normal stats and increase them by 3x. No prep. Morals off. Fighting on a football field. No weapons for anyone. 30 ft away. How far in this gauntlet can you make it?

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I clear it.
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No Idea who Pootie Tang is, but you should know that 3D Man is 3 x more powerful than a peak human.

I go up till Fat basterd at least. No idea about Captain Kirk.

Nobody here is defeating Pootie Tang. 

in shape or out of shape?

in shape I can carry a three seat couch up a couple flights of stares so I think I could clear it.

out of shape I can pick that couch up and carry it to the flight of stares then sit on it for about 10 minutes awhile I wait for someone to help me take it up so I might stop at the Bride.

I would/could lift 700+ pounds, run at 50+ mph, have "enhanced human" level agility, dexterity, and stamina, and have a high resistance to standard punches, kicks, ect... Yeah, I would clear this! If I'm allowed to carry my folded-steel katana, I could take them ALL down at once! ;)

i could clear not sure about kirk or batman anti me spray

I clear it with relative ease.

@nickthedevil said:

I clear it with relative ease.

Do you go zoom zoom zoom on them?
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By the time ive worked out Kirks incredible speech style - "Hey.You.Do.You.Think.You.Can.Take.Me.In.This.Fight?Well.Do.You"

He sucker punches me and i lose

I stop at Fat Bastard. I'm not fighting that vomitrocious creature. Bleh!

Probably clear it i'm pretty fit now...

EDIT: definitely lose to the bride

I stomp I already have quite a bit of strength and I'm very tactical when fighting question though would my steeltoe boots count as weapons?

I win with relative ease.

@OmegaTheDestroyer: whatever shape you are right now. go with that one.

@Illuminatus: PREACH ON

@spystreak: Steel toe allowed

@Billy Batson said:

I clear it.
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No one can defeat Adam West's Bat-spray.

Hmmm... good thing I've been hitting the gym with a vengance for awhile....

Height: 6'3''

Weight: 230 lbs

Durability: I have a very high pain tolerance, and higher than normal bone density due to rigorous weight bearing exercise.

Bench Press: 340 lbs

Squat: 500 lbs

Clean and Jerk (lifting a barbell from the floor to your chest and pressing it over your head): 315 lbs

4.6 40 yd dash (17.2mph)

3D man stats

Clean and Jerk: 945 lbs

Bench: 1,020 lbs

Squat: 1,500 lbs.

Speed: running flat out, 53.6 mph

Enhanced human level agility, coordination, reflexes, balance etc.

I imagine it would be 3x harder to hurt me as well, around Batman level durability seems about right

Im a pretty good h2h fighter, and have a working knowledge of grappling and submission techniques

I clear it with moderate difficulty, toughest fight being the Kiddo. Considering she's a master martial artist, I could see that fight taking awhile.

I stop at Krik, he'd probably kill me with his lazer gun.

no weapons in this fight. so if you can take Kirk in h2h, you can clear him

These days (getting a bit long in the tooth) probably stop at Fat bastard. 25 to 30 years ago (in my prime when my resting pulse rate was 32 beats a minute, I regularly ran 10 km with full 40kg back packs in 25 minutes to half an hour, could spar for 5 hours without rest) I would have cleared it.

@Billy Batson said:

@nickthedevil said:

I clear it with relative ease.

Do you go zoom zoom zoom on them?
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"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

I'll go zoom zoom zoom on you....

If you can't beat these reflexes with 3x powers, you're in trouble.

No one gets past this guy. You'll die LOLing

...No one should need any help beating Kick-ass...Now Fat Bastard, Pootie Tang, and Captian Kirk will be the only problems. Kirk will make me regret having to kick his butt... Fat Bastard is still strong and can move for a fattie and he fights dirty. Pootie Tang has that belt and with it, much powers over the martial arts. I will have to cheat to beat him or I stop there.

How ripped is Kirk's shirt?

I might stop at Apollo Creed. I've studied Kenpo when I was like eight and westernized kick boxing, but i'm more of an animal when I brawl (Think Wolverine) I think to highly of my resistance to pain, and that would be my undoing. Don't get me wrong, I'll try my damndest to give as good as I got, but Apollo is no sloutch, and my arrogance would cost me the win.

1. I can pull out a gun and shot him quicker.

2. I can pull out a knife and stab him to death quicker. Then tell him he brought humiliation to Batman.

3. See 1.

4. See 3.

5. See 4.

6. See 5.

7. See 6.

8. See 7.

If Apollo doesn't take me the Bride definitely does! My agility ain't so great lol!

I stop at captain Kirk - I'm dead Jim! ;)

How is everyone getting past the Hulk?

@Supreme Marvel said:

How is everyone getting past the Hulk?

magic....

I freakin clear everyone-but I have no idea who Pootie Tang is.

No one would be able to get past Adam West.

i stop at apollo creed

No one is beating pooty tang ... and only quick people are beating the bride and apollo ... 3 x slow = not as slow ... doesn't equal fast.

@Aero_gt: @Guardiandevil83: @Strider92: You guys could possibly beat Apollo Creed? And people think we're nerds

@majestic99: You never saw the movie "Pootie Tang". Rent it or Netflix it. You will thank me for it.

3 x slow = not as slow ... doesn't equal fast.

Words of Wisdom right there.

@Supreme Marvel said:

How is everyone getting past the Hulk?

That's not the Hulk. It's 3-D Man.

@Strider92 said:

If Apollo doesn't take me the Bride definitely does! My agility ain't so great lol!

Agreed. The Bride makes most people here hearts explode, mine included. I take my steps and say my prayers personally.

@pooty said:

@Aero_gt: @Guardiandevil83: @Strider92: You guys could possibly beat Apollo Creed? And people think we're nerds

I said IF Apollo doesn't beat me, which I think he would. But with 3x of all the stats I think I have a slight chance. 3x durability and 3x stamina would help a lot.

I don't need powers in this one . I can clear it without them .

Yeah I would totally clear this with beatrix being the only real threat.

@TheBatman586 said:

No one would be able to get past Adam West.

You've GOT to be kidding. Try actually watching one of the fights from that TV show. he has absolutely NO STYLE, and his blows have no power in them. he doesn't even put his weight behind them or make use of the momentum of either his own movement or his opponents. If he was in a real fight he'd be beaten by a 13 year old 60 pound girl guide with 2 months training.

@sandiego008 said:

No one is beating pooty tang ... and only quick people are beating the bride and apollo ... 3 x slow = not as slow ... doesn't equal fast.

Your making an assumption that anyone who posts is slow. There is absolutely no reason to believe that. Like I said, currently at 53 I have no where near the strength, speed or endurance I did in my 20's, so currently that would be a fair assumption for me. I can still run a 5.6 minute mile ( I just cant run another 11 at the same speed, or for that matter run 12 miles like I could when in the service - I couldn't even run it without a full pack let alone with one - though to be fair those 20k runs were partially up a mountain and through sludge). However when in my late teens early 20's I could run about 22.5 second 200m, an 11.6 sec 100m. 12.7 sec 100m hurdles ( I only know the figures because i held the regional records and can look them up), I competed for my state in discus, javelin, High Jump and 800m, 1500m races at age 18. At 16 (yeah ancient history) I played representative level (regional squad) in 5 sports ( in one of those sports {soccer} I played under 16's on a friday night, under 18's Saturday Morning, followed by reserve grade then A Grade and played Rep games for U16 and A Grade on Sundays and Mondays) .

All that was before my military and S.A.S training which made my school/ teen training regime ( basically 5 hrs 4 days a week, from 3.30 when school finished to 8.30 9pm Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri) look like child's play. Times the physical condition I was in at 25 by 3 and I would have comfortably won every Olympic medal possible. Add to that my military H2H combat training, my study of 18 martial arts (2 of which I attained black tip level 3 higher).

I'm one comic fan who used to be a jock, and most of the jocks i played with /against were too. I wouldn't be making assumptions that everyone who's a member of a comic based web site is "slow". based on my personal experience it's far from the case. At the gym I was going to 6 months ago I met a body builder who's comic fan and he comfortably bench's almost 200kgs (that's over 400lbs i believe), 4 times 20 reps of it at that.

Tv Batman has some version of the Toon Force.

He goes POW! ZOP! BLOW-EEE! on all our butts at the same time.

If, and that's a very slight if, someone can get past him, Pootie-Tang's hair alone is a bullet-timer. I don't see how anyone could even touch him while he lays a beatdown on us.

Noone can clear this.

I might stop at Apollo Creed

@pooty: I Work out. Plus I'd be stronger, faster, and wouldn't have to rely on the limits of boxing. Ontop of y morals on fighting "fair" Never said I can't aquire someone's weapons. But Pootie and Fat Basterd are the real problems. By the By I've been in the Army for a good 3+ years and know decent enough take downs and locks. I may be a nerd, but I work out, cus I'm sexy and I know it.

@TheBatman586 said:

@beatboks1: Adam West always has a specific type of Bat-Repellant to go along with the occasion. In this case, he would have a spray that would be able to specifically defeat people who had their stats amplified 3x. And before you say "no weapons allowed", he would also have a "anti-OP-rules" spray.

Ha Ha, so clearly you never actually watched the show. there were only about 4 instances of "specific Bat-repellant". One was in the tele movie where Robin passed teh shark repellant from the Bat Copter. the other three were also from either the batmobile, bat boat or in the bat cave. This fight is in the middle of a football field (so no vehicles) he is and always was the most retarded fighter on TV, and rules state no one has any weapons. He was a joke when I saw him on TV for the first time as an 8 year old and still is. he is easily the easiest round in the whole thing after kick ass.

I feel like a self-absorbed prick actually posting stats, but then again they're absolutely mediocre so I don't feel bad about it. All in the name of science, right?

5'11", 150 lbs

Bench: not really sure, but around 180 lbs -> 510 lbs = elite I think, for a normal human, but not enough to be significant

400m: 56s -> 18.7s = 48 mph at about 80-90%, so ~55 mph max

The 3x durability and reflexes would help more significantly. I'm counting on that.

I took two weeks of lessons at some MMA gym, so I know how to throw a few punches and about one takedown that I need about 5 seconds to set up (along with a stationary opponent), but that's about it.

Possibly The Bride, no way in hell I'd be able to beat Pootie Tang.

@illuminatus: at least we know lol

I die to the bride. x3 is not enough to compete with her matrix shit.

Creed could possibly take me as well.