You become a guard at Freddy Fazbears

You are to survive Five Nights at Freddy's. How long would you survive?

I wish those animatronics out of existence.

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

@bluejay4: And it doesn't work simply because you are no more than a human

I kill them all because they are just small robots

@notatreeabush:

I'm not a human.

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

@bluejay4: Than you're less than a human

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

EMP gun I win.

@notatreeabush:

Read my bio, and stop using my signature.

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

@bluejay4: That's worse than being a human, and the fact that you're on Comic Vine proves that wrong. My IQ is 666, you can't fool me.

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

@notatreeabush:

Your edgier than usual, seriously quit using my signature.

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

Here is my scenario: I swear, I'm not trolling, this is legit.

• After I survive the first night, I register a pistol with the state, and bring that to my next shift. I also bring a camera to Night 2.
• Once I survive night 2 with my pistol, I send the video to the authorities, which shows the animatronics trying to kill me. Upon that, the place finally get's shut down.

Naww their pretty freakin tall

And how do you kill them all? lol

@bluejay4: You didn't copy right that signature, but I just did. Now you can't use it

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

@fiodestromus: I punch them

@notatreeabush:

Your the one who said signatures were stupid so stop.

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

@bluejay4: Signatures are stupid, but this one's mine

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

@notatreeabush:

Stop...

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

@bluejay4: We are getting off topic, so see ya around, bluey

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

What if you don't survive the first night?

Well then, I'm stuffed into a suit, and I die.

@notatreeabush:

I'd really hate to report you to the mods so I suggest to stop.

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

@bluejay4: I really haven't done anything, so for whatever I did, I apologize

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

Lol, fair enough.

Perhaps I should rephrase my question: How are you going to survive the first night?

I bring my glock, some ammo and shoot them all in the face.

@jmarshmallow

In a joking situation, I'd get the heck out of there the moment Phone Guy says that the animatronics move.

But all joking aside, seeing as I really only have to worry about Bonnie and Chica on Night 1, I'd just have to only close doors/use lights when they're at my door, and just keep checking the camera for where they are. I've only got a short opportunity to close the doors when they come, but I'll stay vigilant. I ain't about to get stuffed into no Freddy Fazbear suit.

I don't see how the Animatronics can kill you so easily. Just bring a weapon and there's little to no chance that they can kill you. There just animatronics. Not T-800s.

This has been done in the off topic forum

I see XD

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I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

Actually, based off of theory(which is also heavily supported with fact), I have no trouble as long as I'm not in security guard attire.

@the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk:

Explain

I like my coffee how I like myself, Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

I pay the light bill myself, close both doors and stay the whole week watching movies.

@bluejay4:

Videos of theory based on stuff that happens in both FNAF games:

I just bring a shotgun.

Chainsaw is good enough for me

@bluejay4: how do i get a signature

@haoalchemist: By typing whatever you want in italics and having it be at the bottom of your post lol

I imagine them out of existence. Not even Sightless Reality Warping is above existence wiping.

@notatreeabush: @bluejay4: Haha

Signature robbery!!!

@the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk: ...lol

I pray to Shrek....then this happens

I thank Shrek for his protection...then.....I just cant resist him...i must please Shrek.......................................i wake up the next morning covered in Onion Juice

@cgoodness: Check yourself before you Shrek yourself

Dont worry, ill get Ogre it