You and your favorite comic book character (or character from any medium, video games, books, movies, etc.) are in a chillin in fantasy land, having a good time, at a bar/night club.
The cast from the horrible show Jersey Shore shows up, ruins your time. You and ***favorite*** ask them politely to stop yelling and stuff, and they take a swing at you.
You meet them in the parking lot a few minutes later. You take a melee weapon of your choice out of the trunk of your lamborghini with monster truck wheels. You and your favorite character get in a rumble with them. There are 8 of them - 4 guys, 4 girls (the girls are total b****es). They are the scum of society.
Who is your favorite character? What is your melee weapon of choice? How would you and your favorite handle this situation (in detail)? And how f***ed is the jersey shore cast?
My weapon: metal bat.