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#1 Edited by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

You have 2 months prep for these fights
The fights which include weapons will be determined later.
All fights have no morals
 
Round 1: Crazy ladies (H2H) Britney after K-Fed breakup, Paris Hilton who has been told if she loses the fight she loses all her wealth, Lindsey Lohan high on coke, Amy Winehouse just out the crackhouse,Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga possesed

Britney Spears

Paris Hilton

Lindsey Lohan

Amy Winehouse

Nicki Minaj

Lady Gaga
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Round 2: Crazy celebs (H2H with batons) Gary is high on coke, Mel just found out his wife had a threesome with 2 black dudes, Tom just discovered his wife is leaving him and the other 2 are heavy on heroin
Gary Busey

Mel Gibson

Tom Cruise

Pete Doherty

 Marilyn Manson



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Round 3: Singers (H2H, each member gets a standard Machete and a Glock 17 whilst each member of your team gets 1 Throwing knife, 1 hunters knife (rambo Style) and a M9 handgun) 
Chris Brown

Justin Bieber

Jonas Brothers

Rihanna

Usher

Bruno Mars
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Round 4: Rappers (H2H, each member gets a Mac 10, M9, and a hunters knife, Your team, each member gets either a Uzi or Tec 9 with a sidearm of a Desert Eagle and a hunters knife)
Lil Wayne

Ya Boy

Lloyd Banks

T.I.

Cam'ron

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Round 5: The Cream of the crop in lunacy (Purely H2H in a UFC cage) NO RULES!
George W Bush
Charlie Sheen
Dennis Rodman
Bill O'Reilly
Bill Maher


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
All battles take place in the streets of NY
#2 Posted by Nefarious (20293 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmm, before I give my answer. I want to see other people's opinions.

#3 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nefarious said:
Hmm, before I give my answer. I want to see other people's opinions.
Hmm do you think you would get past round 2? because i heard coke makes you impervious to pain
#4 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio

I stop at round 3. Nothing could save me or my friend's from Bieber's ungodly screeches.

#5 Posted by Outside_85 (8984 posts) - - Show Bio

Round 1...think we just watch them knock themselves out in front of the camera's, Winehouse will most likely arrive K.O.'ed. 
Round 2; Manson and Dorethy (i think it is) will either be pushovers or hyperactive as heroin seems to waver in effect. Other than that, Cruise and Gobson might go nuts on each other. 
Round 3; Brown jumps on Rhianna (not sure why she is there btw), the rest jump on Beiber and the Brothers before Mars and Usher find themselves outnumbered.
Round four is a bit hard for anyone, since all those jerks have ranged weapons where your team only has one (if i am reading that right). Besides Mr. Cent is a bullet soaker. 
 
Btw, not really a comic related topic.

#6 Posted by Nefarious (20293 posts) - - Show Bio
@IZZR: I might.
#7 Posted by Outside_85 (8984 posts) - - Show Bio

hey can we bring Charlie Sheen along?

#8 Posted by Jake Fury (18616 posts) - - Show Bio

Crazy Britney can't be harmed by conventional means. The white trash force is strong in that one...
#9 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38849 posts) - - Show Bio
Don't see anyone surviving round 1 and 2. Too much crazy O_o
#10 Posted by heraldthemoth (99 posts) - - Show Bio

Rihanna's awful speaking accent destroys everybody's ears. Then since we can't hear the awful pile coming from all their mouths we defeat them with jump kicks.
#11 Posted by Nefarious (20293 posts) - - Show Bio

I stop at 1. 

#12 Posted by Ms. Omega (4469 posts) - - Show Bio

No one can resist the chrasima of Gary Busey!

#13 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4730 posts) - - Show Bio

I heard Rihanna has a glass jaw. I solo.

#14 Posted by cattlebattle (12766 posts) - - Show Bio

Does Tom Criuse have his crazy scientolegist  powers??

#15 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (11659 posts) - - Show Bio

What in the F*** is lady gaga wearing???

#16 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4730 posts) - - Show Bio
@cattlebattle: Yes. This means he has the strength of five turtlenecks.
@GrandSymbiote94: Breakfast.
#17 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (11659 posts) - - Show Bio
@sesquipedalophobe: Look at her chest.
#18 Posted by progenitor (7541 posts) - - Show Bio

I stop at Tom Cruise, because the dude is in insane shape, and does action movies for a living.  Don't believe in hitting women, so use the bearhug of doom against them, wearing an adamantium cup.
#19 Posted by jaywray (631 posts) - - Show Bio

I solo, but once I rip Bieber into shreds I fail, after I do that I can die happily :)

#20 Posted by nick_hero22 (6869 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury said:


                    Crazy Britney can't be harmed by conventional means. The white trash force is strong in that one...

                   

               

How do we defeat such a foe as this :0
#21 Posted by TheNooseIsLoose (1900 posts) - - Show Bio

Do I have the use of my swiss army knife?

#22 Posted by cattlebattle (12766 posts) - - Show Bio
@nick_hero22 said:
@Jake Fury said:


                    Crazy Britney can't be harmed by conventional means. The white trash force is strong in that one...

                   

               
How do we defeat such a foe as this :0
destroy her trailer home, shes seems to draw energy from it.
#23 Posted by D3athstroke (3915 posts) - - Show Bio
@GrandSymbiote94 said:
What in the F*** is lady gaga wearing???
Who the f***  is Lady Gaga ?
#24 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheNooseIsLoose: No dude follow the rules
and now ive added a bonus round
#25 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@Outside_85 said:
Round 1...think we just watch them knock themselves out in front of the camera's, Winehouse will most likely arrive K.O.'ed. Round 2; Manson and Dorethy (i think it is) will either be pushovers or hyperactive as heroin seems to waver in effect. Other than that, Cruise and Gobson might go nuts on each other. Round 3; Brown jumps on Rhianna (not sure why she is there btw), the rest jump on Beiber and the Brothers before Mars and Usher find themselves outnumbered.Round four is a bit hard for anyone, since all those jerks have ranged weapons where your team only has one (if i am reading that right). Besides Mr. Cent is a bullet soaker.  Btw, not really a comic related topic.
No dude you all get 1 of those items each obviously otherwise there would be no point you guys would die immediately
#26 Posted by Charmix (11958 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury said:
Crazy Britney can't be harmed by conventional means. The white trash force is strong in that one...
This. LMAO
#27 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@Charmix said:
@Jake Fury said:
Crazy Britney can't be harmed by conventional means. The white trash force is strong in that one...
This. LMAO
So H2H you cant handle her?
#28 Posted by Jake Fury (18616 posts) - - Show Bio
@IZZR said:
@Charmix said:
@Jake Fury said:
Crazy Britney can't be harmed by conventional means. The white trash force is strong in that one...
This. LMAO
So H2H you cant handle her?

Nothing would cause her pain or slow her down. It'd be like Captain America trying to stop the Hulk. Except, the Hulk is bald and at 100% white trash power.
#29 Posted by nick_hero22 (6869 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury
LMAO
#30 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio

I stop at 3.
#31 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

If youre black and taking on mel in the 2nd round it will just be crazy or maybe if youre a black jew oh boy i think mel would be bloodlusted

#32 Posted by blds_bane (455 posts) - - Show Bio

No one can handle Charlie Sheen

#33 Posted by cattlebattle (12766 posts) - - Show Bio
@blds_bane said:
No one can handle Charlie Sheen
Apparently, NBC producers can  :)
#34 Posted by Wise Son (1772 posts) - - Show Bio
  
  
#35 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@Wise Son: So you can get past 4th round?
#36 Posted by Wise Son (1772 posts) - - Show Bio
@IZZR: I know some rough necks. A few marines. People who know their way around a gun. We could take 'em with prep or by surprise.
#37 Posted by Aero_gt (840 posts) - - Show Bio


Round One: Done all the friends I'm bringing are skilled in fighting white trash, freaks, and women that used to be men. Also Britney isn't nearly as white trash as the people I happen to know. 
 
Round Two: I solo the Jo bros and Justtin Beiber, while the other four of my crew man handle everyone else (Singers can't fight.) 
 
Round Three: The white people in my group will take care of Mel, we also won't be using weapons for the rest, but as for Tom Cruise we'l gang up on him and give him the ol sweep and stomp. (Marilynn Mansion and Dorethy? What are these women gonna do other than give oral to eachother.)  
 
Round Four:Well this is a gun fight obiously, but our training on shooting weapons and using militart tactics will be two great for the inexperieced, high, and or often drunk  rappers there. 
 
Round Five:George Dubyah is a problem, Charlie "Tigerblood" Sheen is a problem, Bill o Reilly is a problem, and Dennis rodman is a problem.   We will eventually tire out the old farts of this fight with our younger and energetic striking and grappleing capabilties. Dennis Rodman will get taken down by very underhanded techiniques, I.E. ball grabbing, purple nurples, the yanking of his piercings, and of course getting jumped.
#38 Posted by difficlus (10679 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmm me and 4 friends.  
First problem is stage 3: Chris Brown is a beast. I think we can take him down collectively though  
Might go down in round 4:  
otherwise clear it. 
:P

#39 Posted by andre54 (337 posts) - - Show Bio

ROUND 1. Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan can no longer feel pain due to excessive drug abuse. They will be a problem. Since I picked 4 of my best male friends, Paris tries to seduce them but they resist and kill her. Minaj and Gaga are batsh!t crazy, but they can be taken down after we force them to dress normal. They commit suicide shortly afterwards. Spears... now SHE will take all 5 of us to handle. We finish the team off after a long battle. Cleared.
 
ROUND 2. Gary Busey has 5 blackbelts. Look it up. We all jump him first, but then we realize the cocaine gives him lightspeed reaction time. We start laughing at him, and he begins to think he's funny again. He dies peacefully. We tell Tom that Mel thinks he's over-rated. They kill each other. We tell Manson that he's too "mainstream" for us. In his rage, he kills Pete. We team up and kill him. Cleared.
 
ROUND 3. OK, for whatever reason you put Rihanna and Chris on the same team, they BFR each other after chasing after each other and trying to kill one another. We stealth attack Usher, he takes all 5 of us to defeat. The brothers? We breath on them and their bones crumble. We mistake JB for one of our lesbian friends. He's now bloodlusted and we underestimate his gayness. We still defeat him without too much trouble. Cleared. 
 
ROUND 4. We roll up in an Escalade and open fire on them. T.I., Ya Boy(who?), and Banks go down, but I lose 2 friends in the fight. Cam'ron is no where to be seen. Lil' Wayne is too high to notice what's going on. We dispose of him. Cleared. 
 
Round 5. We track down Cam'ron to... FOX NEWS HEADQUARTERS! He's in a quarrel with O'Reilly, when the unthinkable happens. Former President George Bush shoots Cam'ron in the head and walks over to Bill. The two start walking inside the HQ building. We track them inside when a trap door is opened. We fall in the Octagon. My 2 remaining friends and I prepare for our fight with Maher, who was captured by FOX for making fun of them. We are forced to fight him. Since it's a 3 on 1 we finish him fairly easily. Next, Rodman jumps over the walls and charges at us. After running around in circles for several minutes, the athelete tires and we jump him. Another friend is lost in the fight. Their bodes are carried away before the title fight. Me and my friend versus George and Bill. We think this is the end when we realize that they're just 2 old guys. Their egos, so high, that they don't realize how weak they are. They are defeated quickly. The octagon crumbles beneath us and we sink into the depths of Hell. My friend and I look up, and we see the unthinkable. The Warlock. Not cleared. 
 
Simulation complete. 
Results: Not cleared.

#40 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@andre54: LMFAO i have to admit that had me in stitches, Ya Boy just got signed to Konvict Muzik by Akon and dude you cant use outside vehicles you can use them for cover but not actually be in one.
#41 Posted by Nexy21 (309 posts) - - Show Bio
@Ms. Omega said:
No one can resist the chrasima of Gary Busey!

this...busey stomps i stop at 2
#42 Posted by OmegaTheDestroyer (1009 posts) - - Show Bio

I have a couple friends that are very capable fighters and/or trained marksmen so I think my team and take this. 

Round 4 might be a problem due to the fact that one of them might get a lucky round off but I think my team would come out on top nonetheless.
Round five isn't that tough the only really threat is Rodman and almost any of my team members should be able to take him.

#43 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@OmegaTheDestroyer said:
I have a couple friends that are very capable fighters and/or trained marksmen so I think my team and take this.  Round 4 might be a problem due to the fact that one of them might get a lucky round off but I think my team would come out on top nonetheless. Round five isn't that tough the only really threat is Rodman and almost any of my team members should be able to take him.
I think Chris Brown will be very difficult to put down as he is a better athlete than most of our friends and his speed, agility and acrobatic ability can do major damage
#44 Posted by Pr_Beyonder (2440 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd sit back and watch my 4 friends could do this without rest, not like these are pro fighters,just pick your friends most capable of winning fights.
#45 Posted by CaptainRodgers (1656 posts) - - Show Bio

Emm Bruno Mars is not a rapper , not all black men are rappers , he's a singer. 
 
I think we'd win easily ever round but round 4 , that'd be pretty hard , none of the 4 i'm thinking of have any real talent with a gun , I mean we're a pretty badass paintball team but im not sure if that's applicable to fire arms , can anyone give insight if paintball gunning skills are applicable to real guns if so we may have a shot
#46 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@CaptainRodgers said:

Emm Bruno Mars is not a rapper , not all black men are rappers , he's a singer.  I think we'd win easily ever round but round 4 , that'd be pretty hard , none of the 4 i'm thinking of have any real talent with a gun , I mean we're a pretty badass paintball team but im not sure if that's applicable to fire arms , can anyone give insight if paintball gunning skills are applicable to real guns if so we may have a shot

Hes in the singers category lol sheeesh youre extra sensative
 
as for round 4 after seeing this im sure it will turn most people bloodlusted against ya boy lol
 
  
#47 Edited by TheMightyAvenger (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

How the hell am I supposed to beat Charlie Sheen, he destroys, he has Fire Breathing Fists. He is winning. 

#48 Posted by andre54 (337 posts) - - Show Bio
@IZZR said:
@andre54: LMFAO i have to admit that had me in stitches, Ya Boy just got signed to Konvict Muzik by Akon and dude you cant use outside vehicles you can use them for cover but not actually be in one.
ah dang, well that round is gonna be a lot harder. but it doesn't matter, my team loses epically.
 
"When the Warlock is winning, we are not."
#49 Posted by ThanosIsMad (2221 posts) - - Show Bio

My team wins.  I know people.

#50 Posted by OmegaTheDestroyer (1009 posts) - - Show Bio
@IZZR said:
@OmegaTheDestroyer said:
I have a couple friends that are very capable fighters and/or trained marksmen so I think my team and take this.  Round 4 might be a problem due to the fact that one of them might get a lucky round off but I think my team would come out on top nonetheless. Round five isn't that tough the only really threat is Rodman and almost any of my team members should be able to take him.
I think Chris Brown will be very difficult to put down as he is a better athlete than most of our friends and his speed, agility and acrobatic ability can do major damage
I'm friends with some pretty good athletes so I think I can get one that is capable of matching him. or I'll just take him, he's a hot-head so it won't be hard to manipulate him into getting all pissy and charging me where i can take advantage of my size and strength.